92ShaunEllis92 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Kelly Stafford wants to get Matthew Stafford ‘snipped’ as couple debates timing Jaclyn Hendricks Matthew Stafford’s whirlwind offseason has included Super Bowl celebrations and family time, but it seems there may be another item on the to-do list before he heads back to work. During an appearance Tuesday on wife Kelly’s podcast, “The Morning After with Kelly Stafford,” the couple — who have four young daughters — discussed when the Rams quarterback, 34, should get a vasectomy. “I’m trying to get him snipped during The Masters, but a—hole won’t find a doctor,” Kelly said, referencing the golf tournament that begins Thursday. Matthew Stafford made a recent appearance on wife Kelly’s podcast, where the couple discussed when the Rams quarterback should get a vasectomy Instagram/Kelly Stafford Stafford, who is set to return for the Rams’ offseason workout programs on April 18, noted “conflicting information” in terms of how long the recovery may take. “Somebody told me I can’t pick my kids up for two weeks,” Stafford said, to which Kelly replied, “I heard 24 hours.” Stafford then added, “24 hours I’m in or 48 hours I’m in, but if somebody’s like, you can’t lift weights for two or three weeks, how am I going to walk into day one of our offseason program and be like, ‘Sorry, I can’t lift weights, guys.'” Stafford, here with his four daughters during the offseason, is gearing up to return to work this month with the Rams Instagram/Kelly Stafford Stafford is coming off of a Super Bowl-winning season with the Rams Getty Images The former first-overall pick noted that while he’s OK with having the procedure done, it’s figuring out what date works best. “I would totally do it, just gotta figure out the right time,” Stafford said. A vasectomy is considered a form of “male birth control that cuts the supply of sperm to one’s semen,” per the Mayo Clinic, with the procedure itself being “performed in an outpatient setting under local anesthesia.” Stafford and wife Kelly celebrate with their daughters after the Rams’ Super Bowl win in February AFP via Getty Images Patients are instructed to rest for 24 hours after the surgery and are also advised to press pause on sports and lifting for at least a week or so. Stafford is entering the 2022 season as a Super Bowl champion following the Rams’ win over the Bengals in February. A month later, he agreed to a four-year contract extension with the team that’s worth up to $160 million with $135 million guaranteed. He and Kelly have been married since 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92ShaunEllis92 Posted April 4, 2022 Author Share Posted April 4, 2022 ? Would this affect his down-field aggressiveness and thus, ultimately, his fantasy value? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 She better not stand too close to the edge of something high… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PepPep Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Shut down thread 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 minute ago, PepPep said: Shut down thread We’ll see where it goes. She’s got a pair herself, making his potential vasectomy public so their kids and their friends can - now or later - read about how mom wants more baby-free plowing from daddy. Classy. Also this de facto says any unplanned 5th child was decidedly unwanted. Good thing school kids are all nice & not at all ever just plain mean. Also the entire online world, for that matter. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Warfish Posted April 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2022 I could do without reading about Matt Stafford's penis and it's use or non-use in the future. 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post slats Posted April 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2022 Vasectomies are wonderful. I recommend them for most of the posters here. 5 4 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Things Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 His nitwit wife is talking like he can just walk into the urologist's office and get snipped. It depends on where you live, but NY and California have a mandatory 30 day waiting period from consultation to procedure to give you time to decide if sterility is really what you want. A scare for a fifth kid gave me a sexless month before I got snipped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 maybe she can get birth control pills instead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92ShaunEllis92 Posted April 4, 2022 Author Share Posted April 4, 2022 20 minutes ago, Jets Things said: His nitwit wife is talking like he can just walk into the urologist's office and get snipped. It depends on where you live, but NY and California have a mandatory 30 day waiting period from consultation to procedure to give you time to decide if sterility is really what you want. A scare for a fifth kid gave me a sexless month before I got snipped. Thank you. And these are the intended benefits to our Jets forum community by posting these articles. I just learned something new about vasectomy recovery time. ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 File this under “thing’s we didn’t ask about but ok”. ? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post freestater Posted April 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Have to admit, getting one was great. Nice to be able to let things just fly knowing there are no unintended reproductive consequences. Are condoms still a thing, or was that just something we did in the 90's? 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92ShaunEllis92 Posted April 4, 2022 Author Share Posted April 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, JetPotato said: Have to admit, getting one was great. Nice to be able to let things just fly knowing there are no unintended reproductive consequences Interesting. So the male equivalent of going Bra-less for women! The truest form of Going Commando! ? (or Bro-less/non-Manzier for the breasted males) lol ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Smart. I cant imagine bringing kids into this world, it is a mess 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 love these NFL snippets. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirorob Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Jets Things said: His nitwit wife is talking like he can just walk into the urologist's office and get snipped. It depends on where you live, but NY and California have a mandatory 30 day waiting period from consultation to procedure to give you time to decide if sterility is really what you want. A scare for a fifth kid gave me a sexless month before I got snipped. Go to Texas, all in 1 day. 4-5 days and you are 100% fine to exercise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirorob Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, Drums said: Smart. I cant imagine bringing kids into this world, it is a mess After 3 or 4, it can be a bit much. I got 4 myself, lil parasites. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, slats said: Vasectomies are wonderful. I recommend them for most of the posters here. I'd like to retroactively recommend them to a few banned posters' fathers here but I guess that ship has sailed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, chirorob said: After 3 or 4, it can be a bit much. I got 4 myself, lil parasites. I always said I wanted 3 kids....until I had 2. Then I wanted 1. My younger child still does not find that as amusing as I do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Highly recommend getting snipped for many reasons where you can fill in the blanks...had mine 37 years ago and played softball the next night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bla bla bla Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 I don't see why people get so butt hurt over the term vasectomy. It's not like you stop producing testosterone haha I'll likely get one after kid 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 17 minutes ago, Dcat said: love these NFL snippets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Wanted to make a good joke, but I'm drawing a blank. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Things Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 19 minutes ago, chirorob said: After 3 or 4, it can be a bit much. I got 4 myself, lil parasites. Same here. G12, B10, G8, B6. Got snipped two months after B6 was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Claw Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 I mean, condoms work too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bla bla bla Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, the Claw said: I mean, condoms work too. You can also where a raincoat in the shower but it's not quite the same... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Jet_Engine1 Posted April 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Wanted to make a good joke, but I'm drawing a blank. Somewhere, Antonio Cromartie silently sheds a tear? ? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRL Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Beyond stupid and incredibly sad, that a husband/wife discuss their sex life in the social media sphere. There are certain things that should remain personal and private, too bad people are too stupid to realize that 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Matt, how about pulling out every once in a while? Maybe during key days in her cycle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92ShaunEllis92 Posted April 4, 2022 Author Share Posted April 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, KRL said: Beyond stupid and incredibly sad, that a husband/wife discuss their sex life in the social media sphere. There are certain things that should remain personal and private, too bad people are too stupid to realize that But makes for a great Monday morning laugh and a way to allow the resident forum Keystone Cop comedians to get their funny wisecracks in a thread for our general amusement to pass idle time? especially during the dead part of the off-season where there’s no Jets or NFL news worthy of discussion that hasn’t been beaten to death already in other redundant threads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 36 minutes ago, NIGHT STALKER said: Highly recommend getting snipped for many reasons where you can fill in the blanks...had mine 37 years ago and played softball the next night. Playing softball is a hilarious euphemism for sex. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Anyone go to Twitter to see Cromarties reaction? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Claw Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Drums said: Smart. I cant imagine bringing kids into this world, it is a mess I’ve never understood the people who want to bring kids into this world. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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