Henry M. Hertz Presents… videos and links Jet fans may or should be interested in

[Jethead]

7 minutes ago, Alka said:

Your'e not kidding.  After watching his tape, I wonder how he lasted until the 4th round?  It could be his age; I think he is 25 years old.  But who cares?  At the age of 25, he could easily play the next 7 or 8 years at a high level.  

I chalk it up to really good scouting.  I never heard of the guy until the Jets drafted him.  

It means nothing, but Clemons has my full endorsement.  I can't wait to see him on the football field. 

Starting SEC DE. Not exactly scouting the hinterlands. But a great pick in round 4 no doubt.

7 promising players all drafted at or before their forecasted pick. Has a chance to be the best Jets draft ever.

[TuscanyTile2]

This guy is pretty funny (and fair).

[Integrity28]

No better than the hmhertz “I found a thing in the google machine and will start a thread about it” spam.

[Dunnie]

This guy is pretty funny (and fair).

Could bot make it through the whole thing ... guys delivery was making my ears bleed.

[Hal N of Provo]

12 hours ago, Dunnie said:

13 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

This guy is pretty funny (and fair).

Could bot make it through the whole thing ... guys delivery was making my ears bleed.

I just skipped to the Jets and watched a couple others… well worth it that way lol 

[OilfieldJet]

On 5/14/2022 at 11:08 AM, Dcat said:

Overall #1 in Dynasty Leagues.  When was the last time a NY Jet was chosen overall #1 in any kind of fantasy league?  Maybe he'll be a late round 1/early round 2 in redraft leagues.  Remember, Carter will get close to half of the carries.  Hall and Carter, for that reason, aren't ideal fantasy choices. 

But they are ideal in real life.

[Dunnie]

But they are ideal in real life.

Blair Thomas I think LMAO.

[hmhertz]

I knew Clemons was fourth in the SEC in pressures and found out he was

second to Anderson in pressures per game.   He was the defensive MVP

of the 2nd ranked team in the Conference only Georgia's defense ranked

higher than A&M. Extremely muscular arms shown in this video

 

[Jetsfan80]

Still posting videos I have zero desire to watch.  But at least you added a little commentary this time, so….progress?

[Bronx]

13 minutes ago, hmhertz said:

I knew Clemons was fourth in the SEC in pressures and found out he was

second to Anderson in pressures per game.   He was the defensive MVP

of the 2nd ranked team in the Conference only Georgia's defense ranked

higher than A&M. Extremely muscular arms shown in this video

 

[Jetsfan80]

16 minutes ago, hmhertz said:

Extremely muscular arms shown in this video

And how are his abs?

@JiFapono

[Hal N of Provo]

I love videos like this.  I can’t watch last season stuff anymore and I’m football starved lol.

Here’s to Wilson and Moore getting on the same page! 

[freestater]

Sooooo.....this is where I post this then?

 

[Hex]

44 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Still posting videos I have zero desire to watch.  But at least you added a little commentary this time, so….progress?

It started out with meaty paragraphs out of nowhere, normally making no sense.

Then it went to videos with no context.

and now it’s the worst of both!

Huzzah!

[32EBoozer]

1 hour ago, hmhertz said:

I knew Clemons was fourth in the SEC in pressures and found out he was

second to Anderson in pressures per game.   He was the defensive MVP

of the 2nd ranked team in the Conference only Georgia's defense ranked

higher than A&M. Extremely muscular arms shown in this video

 

[32EBoozer]

46 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

And how are his abs?

@JiFapono

I love his baby crocks!

[Hal N of Provo]

1 hour ago, freestater said:

Sooooo.....this is where I post this then?

 

Mods:  please unmerge this post and pin

[Waka Flocka Flacco]

11 hours ago, hmhertz said:

I knew Clemons was fourth in the SEC in pressures and found out he was

second to Anderson in pressures per game.   He was the defensive MVP

of the 2nd ranked team in the Conference only Georgia's defense ranked

higher than A&M. Extremely muscular arms shown in this video

 

weird boomer haikus 

make me want to off myself

please just effing stop

[SoFlaJets]

On 5/15/2022 at 4:28 AM, IndianaJet said:

Thank you!

 

Plus I think it’s terribly disrespectful to you and others that have worked hard over all these years to make this site great.  
 

Absent your permission, people shouldn’t be using this board as a platform to promote their own personal websites, podcasts or delusional attempts to become some viral star.  

If you owned a restaurant you would let some schmuck off the street set up a food cart in your front lobby  

 

Now who would ever do something like that? 

 

[hmhertz]

 

[munchmemory]

[Gastineau Lives]

I thought this was gonna be a great thread for @T0mShanes  Navy training stories.

Still can be.

[Larz]

Counter point 

Great Lakes gone bad 

 

[32EBoozer]

27 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

ELP Lake?

[thebuzzardman]

[T0mShane]

10 minutes ago, Gastineau Lives said:

I thought this was gonna be a great thread for @T0mShanes  Navy training stories.

Still can be.

I’m in a bar and some guy starts talking Jets with me (my personal nightmare) and we start talking about Zach (I’m diplomatic) and then he mentions Darnold, and how Gase ruined Darnold, and I bring up that, actually, Maccagnan was a domestic terrorist, and he says that Maccagnan had a “great draft” that offseason and now we’re sitting in stony, contemptuous silence. Like, bro, Jachai Polite? Might break this glass over his dome.

[Gastineau Lives]

2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I’m in a bar and some guy starts talking Jets with me (my personal nightmare) and we start talking about Zach (I’m diplomatic) and then he mentions Darnold, and how Gase ruined Darnold, and I bring up that, actually, Maccagnan was a domestic terrorist, and he says that Maccagnan had a “great draft” that offseason and now we’re sitting in stony, contemptuous silence. Like, bro, Jachai Polite? Might break this glass over his dome.

Why God did you make this mother****er too young to be on the USS Indianapolis?

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, Gastineau Lives said:

Why God did you make this mother****er too young to be on the USS Indianapolis?

Haven’t said a word to him since. Super awk now

[JetsFanatic]

13 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I’m in a bar and some guy starts talking Jets with me (my personal nightmare) and we start talking about Zach (I’m diplomatic) and then he mentions Darnold, and how Gase ruined Darnold, and I bring up that, actually, Maccagnan was a domestic terrorist, and he says that Maccagnan had a “great draft” that offseason and now we’re sitting in stony, contemptuous silence. Like, bro, Jachai Polite? Might break this glass over his dome.

Whatever your drinking, make it a double.

[Jimmy 2 Times]

17 minutes ago, thebuzzardman said:

 

I used to cut her knees off and tape them behind the box of butter.

Then when you fold the box of butter back back it reveals.....

 

 

 

 

[munchmemory]

19 minutes ago, 32EBoozer said:

ELP Lake?

Yeah.  First thought after seeing the thread title.

[munchmemory]

Just now, Jimmy 2 Times said:

 

I used to cut her knees off and tape them behind the box of butter.

Then when you fold the box of butter back back it reveals.....

 

 

 

 

I first saw that "artistic rendering" in college circa 1975.  Still funny today.  Who the heck first thought of that?  lol

[Jimmy 2 Times]

1 minute ago, munchmemory said:

I first saw that "artistic rendering" in college circa 1975.  Still funny today.  Who the heck first thought of that?  lol

My Dad showed me when I was like 10.

 

[freestater]

15 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Haven’t said a word to him since. Super awk now

You should ask him if anyone ever refers to him as "pac"

[munchmemory]

4 minutes ago, Jimmy 2 Times said:

My Dad showed me when I was like 10.

 

See, that's awesome parenting.

Again, I was walking by someone's door in my dorm and saw it.  Just about fell on the floor laughing.