The Official 'I Support Mekhi Becton' Mega Thread.

[Dunnie]

Because it is early June.... and I literally would love to see this beast shut all the naysayers down. I have started this thread to support the kid coming back and dominating.
 
Putting the past behind him, coming into camp in tip top shape, having his nutrition completely figured out, arriving twice as strong as a result of his highly publicized social workout routine, a mission minded monster ... a man-child transformed ... transformed from an injury prone rookie into a 'Brick'like Ironman, … silently proving the Dick Ciminis of the world wrong ... locking down our left side for 12 more years while not missing a snap... giving birth to the leader of men he was destined to be.
 
L e t s .. F' i n g .. . G o .. M e k h i …
 
What say ye my fellow countrymen ???? Who's with me ???
 




 

Edited June 7, 2022 by Dunnie

[Bronx]

Bulls get angry when they see the color red. 

We only use 10 percent of our brains. 

George Washington had wooden teeth.

Mekhi Becton will play an entire NFL season.

[JustInFudge]

I approve of this thread because as many of you know, I'm the founding member and Prez of the Mekhi Pancake Fan Club and I am in possession of a list created and maintained for Mekhi to track all of the haters.

This season every game, I'll be whipping up a delicious batter of goodness, placed on griddle to create a round, flat, fluffy, battered bread that will be swimming in maple syrup in honor of our franchise Left or Right, Tackle.  You see, during Mekhi's offseason, get ripped program, he stopped eating pancakes, so instead, he'll be having his pancakes on the field and MPFC crew, will be crushing pancakes in his honor to celebrate his on field dominance.  We will be throwing an post-season party, to celebrate with Mekhi when he receives the Chad Pennington of the year award.  And when he does, those haters on that list, will not be invited while the MPFC crew, parties hard covered in maple syrup. 

 

 

 

[varjet]

Starting today we will know if Becton can be our Wirfs or close to it.   
 

Let’s see how much effort JD expends to find another “backup” tackle.  That will tell us where this stands 

[TuscanyTile2]

For the record, while I enjoy making jokes about Becton (and Zach Wilson for that matter), I support (and still have high hopes for) both of them.  And I haven't given up on Denzel Mims either.

[TuscanyTile2]

21 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

We will be throwing an post-season party, to celebrate with Mekhi when he receives the Chad Pennington of the year award.

The "Chad Pennington of the year" award sounds like something players should aspire to not win.

[faba]

I support him like any Jet player I just want to see that motivation and desire that he needs to ramp up

[TuscanyTile2]

To support Mekhi, I stopped following the TB12 program and started the MB77 diet.

[GreenFish]

The kid is going to win comeback player of the year and lead the team to a top 8 rushing attack.

[Drums]

I support Becton and have high hopes for him this year. I want to see the pissed off version of that beast. 

[The Crusher]

1 hour ago, JiFapono said:

I approve of this thread because as many of you know, I'm the founding member and Prez of the Mekhi Pancake Fan Club and I am in possession of a list created and maintained for Mekhi to track all of the haters.

This season every game, I'll be whipping up a delicious batter of goodness, placed on griddle to create a round, flat, fluffy, battered bread that will be swimming in maple syrup in honor of our franchise Left or Right, Tackle.  You see, during Mekhi's offseason, get ripped program, he stopped eating pancakes, so instead, he'll be having his pancakes on the field and MPFC crew, will be crushing pancakes in his honor to celebrate his on field dominance.  We will be throwing an post-season party, to celebrate with Mekhi when he receives the Chad Pennington of the year award.  And when he does, those haters on that list, will not be invited while the MPFC crew, parties hard covered in maple syrup. 

 

 

 

IN

 

[Beaver]

1 hour ago, JiFapono said:

I approve of this thread because as many of you know, I'm the founding member and Prez of the Mekhi Pancake Fan Club and I am in possession of a list created and maintained for Mekhi to track all of the haters.

This season every game, I'll be whipping up a delicious batter of goodness, placed on griddle to create a round, flat, fluffy, battered bread that will be swimming in maple syrup in honor of our franchise Left or Right, Tackle.  You see, during Mekhi's offseason, get ripped program, he stopped eating pancakes, so instead, he'll be having his pancakes on the field and MPFC crew, will be crushing pancakes in his honor to celebrate his on field dominance.  We will be throwing an post-season party, to celebrate with Mekhi when he receives the Chad Pennington of the year award.  And when he does, those haters on that list, will not be invited while the MPFC crew, parties hard covered in maple syrup. 

 

 

 

[munchmemory]

Mekhi Becton is actually the gifted actor Peter Dinklage after extensive work by several Hollywood makeup teams.  The hours-long process prior to all games and media pieces involving Becton incorporated state-of-the-art torso lengthening technologies, prosthetics, and what was termed  by one insider as "holographic projection". 

[Lupz27]

[The Crusher]

8 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Mekhi Becton is actually the gifted actor Peter Dinklage after extensive work by several Hollywood makeup teams.  The hours-long process prior to all games and media pieces involving Becton incorporated state-of-the-art torso lengthening technologies, prosthetics, and what was termed  by one insider as "holographic projection". 

Someone is sipping that special  tea on the top shelf behind the 1st edition Kama  Sutra this morning. Good for you. 

[freestater]

2 hours ago, JiFapono said:

I approve of this thread because as many of you know, I'm the founding member and Prez of the Mekhi Pancake Fan Club and I am in possession of a list created and maintained for Mekhi to track all of the haters.

This season every game, I'll be whipping up a delicious batter of goodness, placed on griddle to create a round, flat, fluffy, battered bread that will be swimming in maple syrup in honor of our franchise Left or Right, Tackle.  You see, during Mekhi's offseason, get ripped program, he stopped eating pancakes, so instead, he'll be having his pancakes on the field and MPFC crew, will be crushing pancakes in his honor to celebrate his on field dominance.  We will be throwing an post-season party, to celebrate with Mekhi when he receives the Chad Pennington of the year award.  And when he does, those haters on that list, will not be invited while the MPFC crew, parties hard covered in maple syrup. 

 

 

 

S'ok. 

I don't like pancakes. 

I'm more of a biscuits and gravy guy.

[nycdan]

3 hours ago, Dunnie said:

 

When you throw in the 'Heavy Metal' reference, I'm all yours.  

[Kolchak]

[JTJet]

47 minutes ago, freestater said:

S'ok. 

I don't like pancakes. 

I'm more of a biscuits and gravy guy.

You're dead to me. 

[maury77]

I'm pro Becton. If his training team was able to work on whatever was causing his nagging injuries in the past, I think Becton can make the Pro Bowl this year. 

[maury77]

48 minutes ago, freestater said:

S'ok. 

I don't like pancakes. 

I'm more of a biscuits and gravy guy.

Blasphemer. 

[freestater]

1 hour ago, maury77 said:

Blasphemer. 

Blasphemy? Me?

 

 

[PepPep]

 

[Biggs]

I'm in, just bought a winch and some extra block and tackle. 

[The Crusher]

1 hour ago, nycdan said:

When you throw in the 'Heavy Metal' reference, I'm all yours.  

Crazy thing is with all the advances in CGI still not another movie even close to it for what it was. 

[The Crusher]

44 minutes ago, JTJet said:

You're dead to me. 

As the resident expert is it ok to put biscuit gravy on pancakes? Asking fur a friend. 

[Jimmy 2 Times]

I support every player unconditionally until they give me reasons not to. 
 

Ticket still has my full support, but the leash is a lot shorter than week 1 last year. 

[More Cowbell]

I support MB because I believe my eyes over what I read.

[maury77]

1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

As the resident expert is it ok to put biscuit gravy on pancakes? Asking fur a friend. 

What witchcraft is this? Is there an anti pancake movement on this board I’m not aware of?

[David Harris]

Loved Mekhi, want to continue - holding my breath to see if he fulfills his promise

His immaturity is a big concern.  the thin-skinned Cimini texts, the eating, the "Big Bust" T-shirts.  Stop talking, take your job seriously, i.e grow up.

[The Crusher]

16 minutes ago, maury77 said:

What witchcraft is this? Is there an anti pancake movement on this board I’m not aware of?

I was thinking more pro gravy, though I think the whole grain whey protein in  pancakes to make them a healthier choice is the work of the Devil. 

[Hal N of Provo]

19 minutes ago, maury77 said:

What witchcraft is this? Is there an anti pancake movement on this board I’m not aware of?

Be careful.   It’s a more divisive position than Zach.  Not everyone wants pancakes to be good.   

[thebuzzardman]

Support, like a manzere?

[Beerfish]

In honor of Becton showing up at mandatory camp.

[rangerous]

training camp is getting close and we'll see what becton can bring.  and i don't see it matter much if lawson comes back strong and rushes past him.  did we see lawson matched on fant?  becton showed enough his first year that we should pretty confident on him being able to handle the position.  of course the whole idea of him being a whirlpool king might still be out there but that was last season.  he should be healed and he should be ready to play the game.