munchmemory Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 36 minutes ago, nycdan said: As I get older, my wife noticed I am turning into Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace. Neighbors moved in next door about 5 years ago with little kids. The girl is a shrieker. She's outside all the time and apparently doesn't know how to breathe without screaming. Not a spectrum thing either, just obnoxious and the parents don't care. Makes me grumpy. Then there's the dog about two houses down behind my house that gets left outside for hours in the summer and barks until its throat turns inside out. I have spoken to them and called police on them. It solves it for a week or two and then it starts up again. I figure the dog is about 5 now so another 7 or 8 years to go. I swear, if I could have any superpower, it would be Thor's. A few well-placed lightning bolts would solve all my neighbor problems. I just want quiet. Honestly though, I can't image what my wife is thinking calling me Mr. Wilson. Welcome to my world. I've left a cookie tray of Italian favorites outside your door. As I've gotten older, I realized that I hate just about all people. Humanity: A failed experiment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peebag Posted July 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said: Most people just call me cock. They call me "Mr. Dick"! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 minute ago, peebag said: They call me "Mr. Dick"! They call me Forrest Tucker Redux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Jet9 said: Not passing judgment but not sure how anyone lives in an HOA at all. 'Hey, so I know you own this property but here are the many reasons you actually don't. Oh, and you'll pay me monthly for this as well'. No thanks. Just another form of rent-seeking. I lived in an HOA for 10 years. It was actually pretty good. House appreciated more than the surrounding area and the cookies at the meetings were great. The meetings were fun. Everyone got to yell at the President of the board and get everything we didn't like about everything and each other off our chest. Very cathartic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lith Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 I get along great with my neighbors. I don't talk to them. They don't talk to me. One of our next door neighbors has been living next to us for 20 years. Not even sure of the wife's name. I thinks it is Shelly. My wife thinks its Sherrie. She may be right. or maybe I am. I don't really care as long as what's her name next door leaves me alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Lived in the same house for the past 22 years. Great neighbors in a great neighborhood. Luck I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 48 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Welcome to my world. I've left a cookie tray of Italian favorites outside your door. As I've gotten older, I realized that I hate just about all people. Humanity: A failed experiment. I have a very similar sentiment. I tell my friends "The list of people I don't absolutely despise gets shorter every year. Unlucky for you, you are still on it." Honestly...I don't see Thanos as quite the villain everyone else seems to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 20 minutes ago, nycdan said: I have a very similar sentiment. I tell my friends "The list of people I don't absolutely despise gets shorter every year. Unlucky for you, you are still on it." Honestly...I don't see Thanos as quite the villain everyone else seems to. I live in a nice apartment complex. Problem for me is that it's chocked full of some of the biggest idiots on Earth. Slamming car doors at midnight; having a conversation outside by people's bedroom windows at 2AM; slamming doors as loudly as is humanly possible; disgusting garbage/recycling room where morons leave filth on the floor, pile boxes to the ceiling, etc.; the dumbest little yapper dog ever born barking non-stop as it exits a tenant's apartment, through the hallway, and outside if it sees another dog or person....I could go on. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, munchmemory said: Welcome to my world. I've left a cookie tray of Italian favorites outside your door. As I've gotten older, I realized that I hate just about all people. Humanity: A failed experiment. I not only hate my neighbors, I hate Martians. You can have the whole dam solar system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 16 hours ago, Biggs said: I not only hate my neighbors, I hate Martians. You can have the whole dam solar system. Curtis would like to have a word... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 20 hours ago, nycdan said: As I get older, my wife noticed I am turning into Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace. Neighbors moved in next door about 5 years ago with little kids. The girl is a shrieker. She's outside all the time and apparently doesn't know how to breathe without screaming. Not a spectrum thing either, just obnoxious and the parents don't care. Makes me grumpy. Then there's the dog about two houses down behind my house that gets left outside for hours in the summer and barks until its throat turns inside out. I have spoken to them and called police on them. It solves it for a week or two and then it starts up again. I figure the dog is about 5 now so another 7 or 8 years to go. I swear, if I could have any superpower, it would be Thor's. A few well-placed lightning bolts would solve all my neighbor problems. I just want quiet. Honestly though, I can't image what my wife is thinking calling me Mr. Wilson. Little girls like to screech. It’s in their nature. Try getting to know her better and it’ll become cute. The dog is a shame. I hate when people leave their pets outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 On 7/5/2022 at 12:25 PM, Jet9 said: Not passing judgment but not sure how anyone lives in an HOA at all. 'Hey, so I know you own this property but here are the many reasons you actually don't. Oh, and you'll pay me monthly for this as well'. No thanks. Just another form of rent-seeking. Couldnt disagree more. Keeps lowlives away and the hood looking pristine. Worth every cent. I dont like boats parked on front lawns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, HighPitch said: Couldnt disagree more. Keeps lowlives away and the hood looking pristine. Worth every cent. I dont like boats parked on front lawns How about campers in the driveway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, The Crusher said: How about campers in the driveway? It has RV parking! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Im a gearhead so yes its a sacrifice i make. No boats or rvs in the hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, HighPitch said: Im a gearhead so yes its a sacrifice i make. No boats or rvs in the hood As long as your happy. That's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 I'll never understand how people who live in an apartment can get a puppy and then leave it alone all day, not even coming home on a lunch break to take care of it. Get a cat instead. Thank goodness this is only a temporary arrangement and we move out on April 1st. ugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 My next door neighbor changed her walk-out basement into an and Airbnb with bath/kitchen etc. Beautiful property. It is doing very well. At first, my wife and other surrounding neighbors weren't happy, but there is no problem at all. As of yet. Definitely NOT a stupid neighbor. I'd say very smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 7/4/2022 at 8:07 PM, Dcat said: I have this stupid neighbor. He used to hang bird feeders which bears can smell from like half a mile away or something and now we have a couple of regular bears looping through the neighborhood on a regular basis. F'ing idiot. Needless to say, bird feeders are gone. Back_2022-08-05T05_40_58-0400.mp4 Back_2022-08-11T22_15_23-0400.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJet Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 6/28/2022 at 6:35 PM, Bronx said: I do... Loud, obnoxious and uneducated. Discuss... I don't have any stupid people in my life....well...except having to read certain posters on this board. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronx Posted August 22, 2022 Author Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 minute ago, IndianaJet said: I don't have any stupid people in my life....well...except having to read certain posters on this board. Compliment accepted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 7/20/2022 at 1:24 PM, The Crusher said: How about campers in the driveway? No. And i love campers. side of the house behind fence with zero view from the street ……maybe but that me being a bleeding heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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