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2 hours ago, Mogglez said:

You obviously do in order to be this perturbed by this.

Again: he had absolutely nothing to do with this going public and it, presumably, happened months ago.  The only reason we even know about it is because his ex-girlfriend got defensive when the general public found out she’s now with his ex-best friend.  If you want to blame Zach for even DARING to have a life outside of football, be my guest.  I’m just saying keep that same energy for the rest of the leagues QBs.

Up until this point, the overwhelming majority of Zach Wilson news was that he was flying around the country to work with his teammates.  Even the pictures of him with Braxton on the beach having a bro-mance have a regular back story.  He was down there with Berrios, Jeff Smith, Michael Carter, and some other guys to work out.


So you’re saying team workout news doesn’t get as much attention as MILF banging news?  Weird how that works!  

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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

This is such a woefully bad take.

As if having a private life (something that you get to enjoy in peace) is the reason those players struggle at playing football.

There's been zero reports questioning Zach Wilson's dedication to the game or criticizing his study habits. On the contrary, it's been quite the opposite, with many saying how much he studies and tries to get better, not to mention taking time out this off season to work out with his teammates.

I'll reiterate again. This gossip, which may or may not even be true, has nothing to do with Zach Wilson's football ability. He's going to succeed or fail on his own merit, independent of his extracurricular penile activities.

Lol people who are on here trying to equate this story to his play on the field are not mentally stable 

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3 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

extracurricular penile activities.

 

3 hours ago, IndianaJet said:

Dibbs on the fantasy football team name for 2022....

 

Yeah, I had to borrow it as well.  And I'm using this as my team pic:

 

On 7/11/2022 at 1:32 PM, LockeJET said:

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6 hours ago, Warfish said:

I don't care who Zach sleeps with.

I care that my bust-so-far young QB only make it to social media or the news because of his dedication to getting better at playing football.  I would think so would all of you, all things considered.  I get that there is a strong "but-Namath-was-a-media-darling-social-whore" fetish amongst Jets Fans, but be assured, news like this is bad news.  Not good news.

Every time I hear about Zach, and it feels like more than we heard about previous QB's, it's about him living the life.  Not about his dedication to football.  If you all want to hang me for thinking this could be a problem, given last seasons performance, so be it.  Sorry I'm not sharing in the MILF-F*cker jokes I guess.

 

It's the off season. How's he suppose to make it on social media because of his play? You really are being beyond ridiculous in this thread. Up until this weekend all the social media coverage of Zach this off season was him attending local teams games with his teammates or planning to work out with them between mini camp and training camp, but I don't think that is in line with your narrative.

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3 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

This is such a woefully bad take.

As if having a private life (something that you get to enjoy in peace) is the reason those players struggle at playing football.

There's been zero reports questioning Zach Wilson's dedication to the game or criticizing his study habits. On the contrary, it's been quite the opposite, with many saying how much he studies and tries to get better, not to mention taking time out this off season to work out with his teammates.

I'll reiterate again. This gossip, which may or may not even be true, has nothing to do with Zach Wilson's football ability. He's going to succeed or fail on his own merit, independent of his extracurricular penile activities.

Didn’t Rodgers say he had to tell Zach to chill with all the studying ??

 

people pearl clutching about this is st8 comedy 🤣😂

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4 hours ago, slats said:

Lol, you are full-on curmudgeon in this thread. “Be assured, news like this is bad news.” Holy puritanical crap, Batman.

Yes.

If he was Burrows/Herbert or even Mayfield-like as a rookie, I'd care a lot less.

But he was the worst QB in the NFL.  Not close to worst.  THE worst.

And again, most of what I've seen this offseason is him out living the life. 

Bias of media/social media coverage, certainly possible.

Guess we'll see soon enough.  What he does on the field is what matters.  Lets hope he isn't dogsh*t again, eh.

4 hours ago, slats said:

Was the dude supposed to give up sex until he threw for 4000 yards?

Nope. But bad QB's should probably manage their social media drama image a bit better.

Again, if you think this reflects well on Zach in any way, you're fooling yourself.  

4 hours ago, slats said:

There have been tons of stories all offseason long about the work he’s been doing, and it’s showed up in pictures of the guy.

Not as many as him on the beach with Berrios, and living the life.

4 hours ago, slats said:

This is hardly the story of Namath and Mantle hitting the clubs, seeing who’s the more accomplished drunk. 

That is exactly what it is, just the 2020's social media drama reality-TV BS type instead of the perceived cool of Namath and Mantle's alcoholism and womanizing.

4 hours ago, slats said:

This is a story about an hour out of the guy’s life that he’d’ve rather not seen publicized. Bad news? It’s nothing. I’d be more concerned about the 11 pages (and counting) here on the matter than the matter itself. 

If you say so.

Ultimately, proof will be what happens on the field.  Which can't come soon enough, one way or the other.

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2 minutes ago, Warfish said:

Yes.

If he was Burrows/Herbert or even Mayfield-like as a rookie, I'd care a lot less.

But he was the worst QB in the NFL.  Not close to worst.  THE worst.

And again, most of what I've seen this offseason is him out living the life. 

Bias of media/social media coverage, certainly possible.

Guess we'll see soon enough.  What he does on the field is what matters.  Lets hope he isn't dogsh*t again, eh.

Nope. But bad QB's should probably manage their social media drama image a bit better.

Again, if you think this reflects well on Zach in any way, you're fooling yourself.  

Not as many as him on the beach with Berrios, and living the life.

That is exactly what it is, just the 2020's social media drama reality-TV BS type instead of the perceived cool of Namath and Mantle's alcoholism and womanizing.

If you say so.

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2 minutes ago, Warfish said:

Yes.

If he was Burrows/Herbert or even Mayfield-like as a rookie, I'd care a lot less.

But he was the worst QB in the NFL.  Not close to worst.  THE worst.

And again, most of what I've seen this offseason is him out living the life. 

Bias of media/social media coverage, certainly possible.

Guess we'll see soon enough.  What he does on the field is what matters.  Lets hope he isn't dogsh*t again, eh.

Nope. But bad QB's should probably manage their social media drama image a bit better.

Again, if you think this reflects well on Zach in any way, you're fooling yourself.  

Not as many as him on the beach with Berrios, and living the life.

That is exactly what it is, just the 2020's social media drama reality-TV BS type instead of the perceived cool of Namath and Mantle's alcoholism and womanizing.

If you say so.

Ultimately, proof will be what happens on the field.  Which can't come soon enough, one way or the other.

Bro you can’t be serious 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

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5 minutes ago, Warfish said:

 

Oh aye, I knew it was lost before I made my first post, lol.  I know how this forum thinks and what get's it off.

For whatever its worth i will remember your position in case of a Zachsplosion this year.  Bold move.

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13 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Damn that media for not posting more pics/vids/reports about Zach Wilson studying the playbook.  That's the REAL interesting stuff the public demands.  Damn them.  

Nevermind the whole reason him and Berrios were “living it up” is because Zach was working out with him, Jeff Smith, Michael Carter, and others down in Florida.

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10 hours ago, Warfish said:

I don't care who Zach sleeps with.

I care that my bust-so-far young QB only make it to social media or the news because of his dedication to getting better at playing football.  I would think so would all of you, all things considered.  I get that there is a strong "but-Namath-was-a-media-darling-social-whore" fetish amongst Jets Fans, but be assured, news like this is bad news.  Not good news.

Every time I hear about Zach, and it feels like more than we heard about previous QB's, it's about him living the life.  Not about his dedication to football.  If you all want to hang me for thinking this could be a problem, given last seasons performance, so be it.  Sorry I'm not sharing in the MILF-F*cker jokes I guess.

 

Lighten up already.  This all a goof.  Better yet no one knows if it’s even real.  

Or just admit you reacted like the Morman in the building and just let it go.  All the explaining in the world isn’t going to make it better. 

You can give more than 100% to your craft and still find time for some fun.  It’s, get this, even advisable.  

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6 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

The audacity to think 20-somethings can have some fun at night after putting in work during the day.  How dare they.

As young men, one of the many fantasies is an older, experienced woman showing us the...er...ropes.

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2 minutes ago, oatmeal said:

I’m literally cracking up at the fans crying over Zach banging some old snatch…

 

LMFAOOO this is definitely a top 10 JN looking for a good laugh thread 🤣😂🤣😂

Old?  Wait until you get to my world.

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1 hour ago, slats said:

This was pretty much Zach’s story last year. All he did was work, to the point where he had to ask his coaches for more playbook to learn, more film to study. The result, as you like to repeat with some frequency, was not good. IMO, his rookie problems, especially early on, were 100% mental. His play was the embodiment over overthinking. And your solution to that would be sticking his nose closer to the grindstone? Aaron Rodgers apparently told him to lighten up, but you would have him double down? 
 
In the end, this is as nothing-burger as it gets, except that it has a little titillation churning interest. If Zach sucks it’ll be because Zach sucks, not because of a social media post about banging his mom’s friend. 
 
Your reaction definitely cracks me up, though. On the heels of not being old enough to rate Joe Namath as a most popular Jet, you’ve clearly demonstrated the accrued years to yell, “get off my lawn.” 

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1 hour ago, Jet Nut said:

 

You can give more than 100% to your craft and still find time for some fun.  It’s, get this, even advisable.  

Sanchez idea of fun was to go to Broadway and get his pictures taken with Kate Upton 

Darnold idea of fun was to make out with every feverish coed in Hackensack 

And now Zach's "idea of fun" which is sloppy, hugely Freudian and a little bit petty

(side discussion: did he really have to bang Dax's mom? Like that was an appropriate response to bro code violation? It was scorched earth. He could have taken the high road, as unfunny as that would have been) 

But yeah every time someone like me or Warfish says "gee I wish he could be better at football" and each time the "Boyz will be Boyz" brigade storms in to defend the quarterback's right to a private life 

Do we hear anything about Josh Allen's private life? That stuff is distractions. To quote rockys trainer mick, Women weaken legs before a fight. 

Is Zach's ridiculous personal life really going to help him find the open man? "It does not hurt" appears to be the consensus around here.

I guess we'll find out. At least he's being entertaining off the field, since he can't do it on the field 

Smash cut to that week 8 trade for another swordsman, Jimmy G. His literal dating of porn stars is the next logical step for this reality show franchise 

The curse of Namath continues. Just once they should draft a qb based more on football potential and less on personal charisma. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, bitonti said:

Sanchez idea of fun was to go to Broadway and get his pictures taken with Kate Upton 

Darnold idea of fun was to make out with every feverish coed in Hackensack 

And now Zach's "idea of fun" which is sloppy, hugely Freudian and a little bit petty

(side discussion: did he really have to bang Dax's mom? Like that was an appropriate response to bro code violation? It was scorched earth. He could have taken the high road, as unfunny as that would have been) 

But yeah every time someone like me or Warfish says "gee I wish he could be better at football" and each time the "Boyz will be Boyz" brigade storms in to defend the quarterback's right to a private life 

Do we hear anything about Josh Allen's private life? That stuff is distractions. To quote rockys trainer mick, Women weaken legs before a fight. 

Is Zach's ridiculous personal life really going to help him find the open man? "It does not hurt" appears to be the consensus around here.

I guess we'll find out. At least he's being entertaining off the field, since he can't do it on the field 

Smash cut to that week 8 trade for another swordsman, Jimmy G. His literal dating of porn stars is the next logical step for this reality show franchise 

The curse of Namath continues. Just once they should draft a qb based more on football potential and less on personal charisma. 

 

 

Uhhh, he banged Dax’s Mom? Too? Savage. 

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4 hours ago, Warfish said:

I am 100% serious.  Sorry I'm not getting off on Zach's mom-******* like all of you seem to be.  I don't think this is cool or funny and commendable, it's embarrassing.  And make no mistake, if this story was about Mac Jones, we'd all be 100% mocking him and discussing how unfocussed on football he is because of it.

Cool would be a story about how Zach is 100% about winning a Title and spending every waking offseason moment working towards that goal.  You know, like the worst QB in the NFL the previous seasons damn well should be.

I mean seriously, what do we root for the Jets for?  For a title?  Or for our players to be social media darlings for Mom *******?

Oh aye, I knew it was lost before I made my first post, lol.  I know how this forum thinks and what get's it off.

As I predicted, “women weaken legs” … just way earlier than I expected.

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3 hours ago, slats said:

This was pretty much Zach’s story last year. All he did was work, to the point where he had to ask his coaches for more playbook to learn, more film to study. The result, as you like to repeat with some frequency, was not good. IMO, his rookie problems, especially early on, were 100% mental. His play was the embodiment over overthinking. And your solution to that would be sticking his nose closer to the grindstone? Aaron Rodgers apparently told him to lighten up, but you would have him double down? 
 
In the end, this is as nothing-burger as it gets, except that it has a little titillation churning interest. If Zach sucks it’ll be because Zach sucks, not because of a social media post about banging his mom’s friend. 

If you all love this reality TV BS, have at it.  

Like I said, proof will be in the pudding, he best not suck fat cocks week 1.  

3 hours ago, slats said:

Your reaction definitely cracks me up, though. On the heels of not being old enough to rate Joe Namath as a most popular Jet, you’ve clearly demonstrated the accrued years to yell, “get off my lawn.” 

Shouldn't be a surprise tho, I've always been a crotchety get off my lawn guy.  

Slats, I'm just focused.  I want to win, and I'm damn sure sick of losing.  Some of you don't seem to give a sh*t one way or the other, frankly.   I want to have a QB who produced like a f'ing average modern-era NFL QB for a change.  Do you REALLY fault me for that?  If so, I don't know what to tell you.

If you think ******* his friends mom will make him a better QB, or living the life on the beach with his 5th string WR bro bro, fine.  I don't.  I don't think being less focused is what Zach needs to suck less.  I don't know what else to tell you.  I'm not in this for Zach, or his fun, or his enjoyment, or his libido, I'm in it for the Jets.  Whatever helps the Jets win.

I don't see where this kind of foolishness makes Zach a good title-winning type QB.  Maybe you do, /shrug.

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14 minutes ago, bitonti said:

Sanchez idea of fun was to go to Broadway and get his pictures taken with Kate Upton 

Darnold idea of fun was to make out with every feverish coed in Hackensack 

And now Zach's "idea of fun" which is sloppy, hugely Freudian and a little bit petty

(side discussion: did he really have to bang Dax's mom? Like that was an appropriate response to bro code violation? It was scorched earth. He could have taken the high road, as unfunny as that would have been) 

But yeah every time someone like me or Warfish says "gee I wish he could be better at football" and each time the "Boyz will be Boyz" brigade storms in to defend the quarterback's right to a private life 

Do we hear anything about Josh Allen's private life? That stuff is distractions. To quote rockys trainer mick, Women weaken legs before a fight. 

Is Zach's ridiculous personal life really going to help him find the open man? "It does not hurt" appears to be the consensus around here.

I guess we'll find out. At least he's being entertaining off the field, since he can't do it on the field 

Smash cut to that week 8 trade for another swordsman, Jimmy G. His literal dating of porn stars is the next logical step for this reality show franchise 

The curse of Namath continues. Just once they should draft a qb based more on football potential and less on personal charisma. 

 

 

Gronk has been living an orgy and will walk right ui to the HOF.

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2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

The audacity to think 20-somethings can have some fun at night after putting in work during the day.  How dare they.

In my 20’s I’d had iso much fun that I didn’t sober up until lunch time at work the next day. I am immensely successful and handsome to boot.

I hope this triggers people.

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