Popular Post munchmemory Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Jetsbb said: Especially in that bikini shot, if that's really her? Great job, Zach. I don't blame the young man for taking a shot(s). I'd be pleased as punch to fill any and all of her cavities. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Crusher said: He’s freaking 22 from Utah! Round 2-5 probably happen within the first 90 minutes!!! Remember that rabbit from the Winnie The Pooh? Thumper I think was its name. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Especially in that bikini shot, if that's really her? Great job, Zach. I don't blame the young man for taking a shot(s). 6 minutes ago, munchmemory said: I'd be pleased as punch to fill any and all of her cavities. 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJet Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 15 hours ago, Larz said: I've seen this a few times and, it is, by far, my favorite meme of all that have come out. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 hours ago, JiFapono said: Taking this back to how this speaks to a lack of focus around getting better at Football; I'm going to go ahead say that the Cougar route is better for Zach Wilson's development as a QB than a steady GF. First off, maturity. Zach clearly lacks it so this will help him grow into a man. Also, Cougars dont need wining and dining. They dont need to be bought and impressed and dont need constant attention for security and self confidence. Cougars are typically, quite comfortable with their own skin, independent and not reliant on a man for self assurance, or anything for that matter. They know what they want, how they want it, when they want it, they know how to get it and dont need any meaningless b.s. along the way. Compare that to the challenges of dating a woman in her early 20's and this probably the best news we've ever learned about Zach. Think of all the stress, dependence, neediness and immaturity he was dealing with that you know definitely carried over to the field? Now? All he needs to do is get hard and Cougar does the rest. Co-signed. Abby, hot as she was, seemed to need something out of the relationship. Zach is best served by smash and dash. Plus, he’ll be a better married man if he uncorks it all now. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Jetsbb said: This one + 3rd from right ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Integrity28 Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Especially in that bikini shot, if that's really her? Great job, Zach. I don't blame the young man for taking a shot(s). I'd be pleased as punch to fill any and all of her cavities. Ugh, this + the refractory period comment. Just stop. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJet Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 hours ago, JiFapono said: Thank you. I mean, think about it. He's going from a constant barrage of text's from every little stupid thought that came out of his GF's head, a 24/7 monitoring of social media to see who else she is probably banging on the side and constant complaining that he's not giving her enough attention and that they dont spend enough time together. To, leave the door open when you get home from practice, I'll be over after work and out before midnight and radar silent between those texts. This is ******* brilliant and I've suddenly never had more confidence that Wilson will turn it around. A few years ago I "dated" a 22 year old for about a month (I was 46 at the time). I can't tell you how many "hey, wyd" texts I would get randomly throughout the day. And then she'd get upset if I didn't respond right away. It took all my strength to not respond "Bitch, I'm at my office working like I have been since before you were born" Lasted about a month before the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Larz Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 @Warfish 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, IndianaJet said: A few years ago I "dated" a 22 year old for about a month (I was 46 at the time). I can't tell you how many "hey, wyd" texts I would get randomly throughout the day. And then she'd get upset if I didn't respond right away. It took all my strength to not respond "Bitch, I'm at my office working like I have been since before you were born" Lasted about a month before the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. 1 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trotter Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, IndianaJet said: A few years ago I "dated" a 22 year old for about a month (I was 46 at the time). I can't tell you how many "hey, wyd" texts I would get randomly throughout the day. And then she'd get upset if I didn't respond right away. It took all my strength to not respond "Bitch, I'm at my office working like I have been since before you were born" Lasted about a month before the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. have to ask and I do not mean any disrespect but was every other work 'like' and 'awesome'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Trotter said: have to ask and I do not mean any disrespect but was every other work 'like' and 'awesome'? In his case more like “bummer” and “unsatisfying.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 21 minutes ago, jgb said: Nobody go's from clever to cringe as fast as Munch. LOL 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Co-signed. Abby, hot as she was, seemed to need something out of the relationship. Zach is best served by smash and dash. Plus, he’ll be a better married man if he uncorks it all now. Yep, Abyy is the type you marry Zach needs to stick with the type you bury. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Just now, The Crusher said: Yep, Abyy is the type you marry Zach needs to stick with the type you bury. Actuarially he won’t have to wait long 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Ugh, this + the refractory period comment. Just stop. Or go slower. Either works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Nobody go's from clever to cringe as fast as Munch. LOL What? Now dental references are off base? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Larz said: @Warfish Apparently not a damn thing so, you nailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, munchmemory said: What? Now dental references are off base? You’ve got the right tool for it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 31 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Nobody go's from clever to cringe as fast as Munch. LOL When I vomited at the end my head was still nodding up and down and splashed it against my computer screen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HawkeyeJet Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 38 minutes ago, Larz said: @Warfish I don’t care if he’s the next Glenn Foley on the field, he’s going to always be a favorite of mine going forward. 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Grandy Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 Look at this irresponsible kiddo gathering the team for practice and hanging out with arguably the most dominant athlete to ever play team sports. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Grandy said: Look at this irresponsible kiddo gathering the team for practice and hanging out with arguably the most dominant athlete to ever play team sports. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: Especially in that bikini shot, if that's really her? Great job, Zach. I don't blame the young man for taking a shot(s). I'd be pleased as punch to fill any and all of her cavities. Looks like a guy who threw on a blonde wig. Should have gone with white top/black tights. Once again, Zach's decision making and ability to process the whole field in question. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post freestater Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 51 minutes ago, Larz said: @Warfish Boss. *******. Move. This kid is making me love him. 4 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thebuzzardman Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Matt39 said: You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take Wayne better hide his wife 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Why people cluttering up this milf topic with football posts? 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, thebuzzardman said: Looks like a guy who threw on a blonde wig. Should have gone with white top/black tights. Once again, Zach's decision making and ability to process the whole field in question. I thought she looked kinda cute. Sort of like Beth Behrs (Caroline) from Two Broke Girls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerovoltz Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 3:55 PM, Jet Nut said: And yet you have no life trolling a Jets board for no apparent reason Let's be realistic here....ANYONE on a message board talking about football, or bad QB's banging hot old laides.... aren't exactly living our best lives. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 5 hours ago, The Crusher said: I think that’s what masterbation is meant to prevent. @Jetsfan80 ? All covered in Section 11.4 (b) of my handbook. Handbook. See what I did there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 5 hours ago, jgb said: Diversity is the spice of life Hate to break it to ya, but 4 white ladies isn't "diversity" just cuz they have different hair color, buddy. Branch out my friend. Branch out. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 4 hours ago, jgb said: Unreported twist: he was targeting the daughter but got intercepted by the mother. I've watched a lot of movies with this exact plot. Usually its a stepmom involved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Hate to break it to ya, but 4 white ladies isn't "diversity" just cuz they have different hair color, buddy. Branch out my friend. Branch out. Does it change your mind if I told you one is Episcopalian? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 32 minutes ago, Grandy said: Look at this irresponsible kiddo gathering the team for practice and hanging out with arguably the most dominant athlete to ever play team sports. Weird that you would call Gretzky a "kiddo" here, given that he's 61. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: Weird that you would call Gretzky a "kiddo" here, given that he's 61. Are those #2's fingers around The Great One's elbow or does he have a serious case of Grandma skin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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