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11 minutes ago, #27TheDominator said:

It's legit.  Supposedly Burfict speared him in the nuts.  Then left the game with a concussion. 

Joe Flacco, the man with a crotch of steel.

Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict found out the hard way. He left the game with a head injury after plowing into Flacco's man parts during the first half against the Baltimore Ravens.

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Burfict will not return after suffering a concussion on the play.

That's my QB!

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56 minutes ago, #27TheDominator said:

It's legit.  Supposedly Burfict speared him in the nuts.  Then left the game with a concussion. 

Joe Flacco, the man with a crotch of steel.

Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict found out the hard way. He left the game with a head injury after plowing into Flacco's man parts during the first half against the Baltimore Ravens.

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Burfict will not return after suffering a concussion on the play.


Oh, so a “concussion” was the excuse Vontaze used when he clearly wanted that ol’ iron dick.

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So if nothing else, our QBs definitely have the best dicks in the NFL.

Flacco’s causes concussions.

Wilson’s f*cks his Mom’s BFF and other assorted MILFs.

All reports suggest White’s is huge.

Iron Dick, MILF Hunter and 3rd Leg.  

F*ck yeah.  That’s our QB room.  #JetUp baby.  

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Agreed. Let’s just go with Champ! 

Lol he is a boring human. Meant in the best way. No drama. No nightlife. All about family. When he signed his massive deal with the Ravens, that night he was spotted in a McDonald's drivethru picking up McNuggets for his kids.

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1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

So if nothing else, our QBs definitely have the best dicks in the NFL.

Flacco’s causes concussions.

Wilson’s f*cks his Mom’s BFF and other assorted MILFs.

All reports suggest White’s is huge.

Iron Dick, MILF Hunter and 3rd Leg.  

F*ck yeah.  That’s our QB room.  #JetUp baby.  

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42 minutes ago, jgb said:

Lol he is a boring human. Meant in the best way. No drama. No nightlife. All about family. When he signed his massive deal with the Ravens, that night he was spotted in a McDonald's drivethru picking up McNuggets for his kids.

I will strive to be as good a dad as Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco. Cept, not the Super-bowl MVP, part, cause old and fat. Both. 

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