Popular Post Facts Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) 7 3 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post redlichtie Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Does this mean the pig is ripe? 3 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 minute ago, redlichtie said: Does this mean the pig is ripe? We missed our chance in 2020 because we also sucked. Better luck when Mac Jones retires. 3 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alworth Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 I like the opening post. Kind of like a parody of a newspaper account or diary entry in a Ken Burns doc. You've got something, here Facts. Let' see more of these, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Sawyer 37 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, redlichtie said: Does this mean the pig is ripe? Buffalo is in the AFCE drivers seat now. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facts Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, jgb said: We missed our chance in 2020 because we also sucked. Better luck when Mac Jones retires. I have laid eyes to the MacDorkal in person. His rump isnt worth the roast. We save our kindling on plumpier hinds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Facts said: I have laid eyes to the MacDorkal in person. His rump isnt worth the roast. We save our kindling on plumpier hinds. I don’t speak Middle Earth but even if you accept the slander that Mac Jones is “already at his ceiling,” I’d like to know why we think he’s going to suddenly fall off the cliff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorP Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 31 minutes ago, Facts said: Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) I'm so confused!!!!!!!! At first I read returned from Boston and good news..... I thought for sure I was going to read "I'm never going back" And then I read the post and can't figure out if I'm be spoken to by a ruskie or old englishman... lol 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 lol Mac sucks. He should carpool home with Ashtyn Davis when they both get cut. JK. Mac's release will come at least a year after Ashtyn's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freestater Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 hour ago, redlichtie said: Does this mean the pig is ripe? Considering the tone of the OP, I'd say the pigeth is ripeth. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinc855 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 No stds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Facts said: Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) drugs are a helluva drug. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreened Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Buffalo has already taken over the AFCE. Jets will probably be irrelevant for at least 5 more years, at the current pace 4 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facts Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, kevinc855 said: No stds? Not since field commander Darnold gave the platoon Mono. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Facts said: Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) 11-6 book it 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorP Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Crusher said: 11-6 book it So crack is still a thing.... Who knew.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Facts said: Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) So, you're the guy who used to run that Andrew Luck parody Twitter account! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, The Crusher said: 11-6 book it I believe 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Classy pats fans will be booing the hell out of their team half way though this year and booing bellichik. Then another year and their attendance will drop. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Facts said: Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) I was totally expecting you to say you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hael Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 I actually think they might struggle for the first half of this season given their new system (and the fact that they don't really have the players for it). Usually its the opposite, as the Pats are always ahead of the curve until others catch up midseason. Otoh, apparently their D looks better than advertised, but I don't think they make the playoffs without an above average year from their offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 The ripe pig is playoff bound book it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 So we are still swept by the Pats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 7 hours ago, GangGreened said: Buffalo has already taken over the AFCE. Jets will probably be irrelevant for at least 5 more years, at the current pace At the current pace, we will never be relevant again. We need a reversal of trend, not a continuation thereof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 13 hours ago, redlichtie said: Does this mean the pig is ripe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 12 hours ago, Facts said: Not since field commander Darnold gave the platoon Mono. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 13 hours ago, Facts said: Dear comrades, I just returned from Boston, home of the once mighty Patriot. Tho the snow hasn't thus fallen, their spirits are wounded as pre-battle has not gone as they have wished. Their once mighty offense is without a cannon or ball. Their offensive battle leader has deserted to Nevada. They have a new field commander named MacDorkal. He looks rather dweeb-like. Their general is quite old and fat now. His man-boobs lyeth thus on his chest. Yes, more so than usual I assure you. It twas a sad sight to see, the Bostonians half drunk and muttering about missing their goat. Fear not comrades, our time is coming and their time is over. Until next time, (insert old fashioned signing stamp thing here) Lenin predicted that "Man boobs" would be the first sign of the capitalist implosion. I just raised the Hammer and Cyle in the heart of the Capitalist revolution, Bob Krafts front lawn. Thank you Comrade, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Sawyer 37 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 13 hours ago, GangGreened said: Buffalo has already taken over the AFCE. Jets will probably be irrelevant for at least 5 more years, at the current pace Not if they can find a QB. A QB who makes everyone around them better including the Head Coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Sawyer 37 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 14 hours ago, jgb said: I don’t speak Middle Earth but even if you accept the slander that Mac Jones is “already at his ceiling,” I’d like to know why we think he’s going to suddenly fall off the cliff. Arm strength. Jones is a Chad Pennington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sec143dmf Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 14 hours ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said: Buffalo is in the AFCE drivers seat now. That is what happens when you draft the right QB. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 15 hours ago, Alworth said: I like the opening post. Kind of like a parody of a newspaper account or diary entry in a Ken Burns doc. You've got something, here Facts. Let' see more of these, It’s a rip on the revolutionary war Captain Andrew Luck account on Twitter, which was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 44 minutes ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said: Arm strength. Jones is a Chad Pennington. Arms strength is the most overrated QB attribute. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet2020 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 15 hours ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said: Buffalo is in the AFCE drivers seat now. Just 10 more years of sucking! We can do this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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