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The Best Lines of Dialogue in Cinematic History


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Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood as Munny):

Will Munny: "It's a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got...and all he's ever gonna have."

The Kid: "Yeah well...I guess he had it comin' "

WM: "Kid...we all got it comin' "

Just amazing stuff. Check it out.

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Clint as Josey Wales:

Bounty Hunter: A mans gotta make a living

Josey: Dyin' ain't no livin' boy.

Josey: Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.

I'm 37? I'm gonna be nauseous!

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Tom Hagen-Mike, that's impossible.ther'e no way you could get close enough.

Michael Corleone-Tom, you surprise me. If history teaches us anything, it's that nothing's impossible.

(excpet teaching Herm Edwards how clock works).

Or-

Carl Spackler-Hey Lama, how about a little somethin'. So he says, on you deathbed, you will have total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me.

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I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

Groucho Marx Duck Soup

I read you were shot five times in the tabloids." "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."

The Thin Man

"They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars."

One flew over the cuckos nest

What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

GGG In Meeting Tom Shane!

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

Tom Shanes Autobiography

"It took me three hours to figure out 'F.U.' was Felix Unger. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination, that's all."

The Odd Couple

"Do you expect me to talk?"

- "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

Goldfinger

"It's the first time I've tasted women. They're rather good."

Thunderball

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woody allen....funny stuff ;)

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

(Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex)

That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

(Annie Hall)

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I

love.

(Annie Hall)

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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woody allen....funny stuff ;)

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

(Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex)

That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

(Annie Hall)

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I

love.

(Annie Hall)

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

*Cough*hussie*Cough*

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there are a bunch of other great quotes from this movie but here is one of my favorites:

"I'm the antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You'll tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you."

christopher walken - true romance

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boy in the am : "mommy, my backside hurts..."

Mommy, "oh dear, are you coming down with something?"

this after the father of the bots best friend drugged him and banged his little ass during last nights sleepover. classic

from HAPPINESS

dont watch it with your wives, fellas they dont like this movie

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