Popular Post Maxman Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mike White. Ghosts tell Mike White stories at the campfire. There has never been a hurricane named Mike because it would have destroyed everything. Mike White can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Mike White once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom. Mike White does not sleep. He waits. 2 2 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsons Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Hopefully Mike White plays like he did against the Bengals in 2021 & the Bears last week for the rest of his career but that will be a wait & see... we all know how he played against the Bills in 2021, hopefully "that" was just a hiccup... Half the starters of the 2021 team have been replaced by Much Better players so hopefully White will be able to play to a much higher standard... As you can see, I have a lot of "Hope" for this team & Mike White. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Take an ambien dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangerous Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Maxman said: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mike White. Ghosts tell Mike White stories at the campfire. There has never been a hurricane named Mike because it would have destroyed everything. Mike White can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Mike White once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom. Mike White does not sleep. He waits. are you sayin chuck norris is afraid of him too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Jet Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike white once told someone to go long, that person is still running 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post extmenace Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 I’m not sure Mike white is the long term guy but I will say one thing, he’s the first qb since Pennington that has gotten fans excited BECAUSE of his play on the field. I’m being cautiously optimistic here but seeing him become the guy would be a great story. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 When Mike white does pushup’s, he’s actually pushing the world away. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike White is so modest he doesn’t even know who Mike White is. did i do it right? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 5 hours ago, Maxman said: Mike White can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. White rice? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 The Patriots have moved into sole possession of last place since Mike White was named the starter. That probably hasn't happened this millennium. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike Whites tears cure cancer. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Mike White. If you spell Mike White in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Mike White breathes air ... five times a day. Mike White does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling. On the 7th day, God rested ... Mike White took over. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike White is able to slam a revolving door.....at quarterback. Ghosts tell Mike White stories at the campfire. With Mike White at QB, a player named Elijah Moore had 2 catches, 1 for a touchdown. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Darnold's Forehead Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike White doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it. 1 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhartonJet Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 3 hours ago, jetsons said: Hopefully Mike White plays like he did against the Bengals in 2021 & the Bears last week for the rest of his career but that will be a wait & see... we all know how he played against the Bills in 2021, hopefully "that" was just a hiccup... Half the starters of the 2021 team have been replaced by Much Better players so hopefully White will be able to play to a much higher standard... As you can see, I have a lot of "Hope" for this team & Mike White. ? I guess I had mentally blocked out that game because of how horrific the result was, but I did not remember the Bills throwing deep against us up 31-3 and 38-3 in the 4th quarter. F those guys big time. Quickly becoming our most hated rival. Josh Allen has such a punchable face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet2020 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike White died centuries ago. This is just his decomposition stage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Smashmouth Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 1 hour ago, rangerous said: are you sayin chuck norris is afraid of him too? We've already made this clear Mike White is so incredibly awesome everyone is forgetting who the hell Chuck Norris is. Mike White is already in the hall of fame 15 years ...wait no 20 years before his career even ends. Mike White once threw a ball 100 yards while facing the other direction. Mike White has more posts than @Maxman and @T0mShane Combined 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 I recall pretty much this exact same thread being written once about Kellen Clemens ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 54 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: White rice? Of course where do you think they got the name from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 1 minute ago, jamesr said: I recall pretty much this exact same thread being written once about Kellen Clemens ... But then a few Weeks ago Clemens went missing never to be seen again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike White makes longer posts than @Sperm Edwards and Smashmouth combined and people actually read them\ Yeah I went first person bitches because Mike White asked me too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Just now, Smashmouth said: Mike White makes longer posts than @Sperm Edwards and Smashmouth combined and people actually read them TL;DNR 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeNamathsFurCoat Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 4 hours ago, jetsons said: Hopefully Mike White plays like he did against the Bengals in 2021 & the Bears last week for the rest of his career but that will be a wait & see... we all know how he played against the Bills in 2021, hopefully "that" was just a hiccup I mean check the ‘21 game logs Pretty much every QB not named Mahomes struggled mightily vs the Buffalo ? pass defense last season Also keep in mind MW faced them before Tre White went down for the season It was also MW’s 3rd career start 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Did you ever wonder why Solar Flares rarely hit the earth ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike's latest authentic NFL Jersey available now but nobody can afford it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 34 minutes ago, Smashmouth said: Mike White makes longer posts than @Sperm Edwards and Smashmouth combined and people actually read them\ Yeah I went first person bitches because Mike White TOLD me too. Fixed that for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 He's on his deets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 5 hours ago, jetsons said: Hopefully Mike White plays like he did against the Bengals in 2021 & the Bears last week for the rest of his career but that will be a wait & see... we all know how he played against the Bills in 2021, hopefully "that" was just a hiccup... Half the starters of the 2021 team have been replaced by Much Better players so hopefully White will be able to play to a much higher standard... As you can see, I have a lot of "Hope" for this team & Mike White. ? He still had one if the best QB performances of the season vs. the Bills. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 3 hours ago, extmenace said: I’m not sure Mike white is the long term guy but I will say one thing, he’s the first qb since Pennington that has gotten fans excited BECAUSE of his play on the field. I’m being cautiously optimistic here but seeing him become the guy would be a great story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Anthony Jet Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Say what you want about him. He was a lot of fun to root for that year 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 We need a dedicated thread for Max's 2 am Thoughts, lol. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talonmm Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said: The Patriots have moved into sole possession of last place since Mike White was named the starter. That probably hasn't happened this millennium. Now there's one I can quote! Just wait till he wins the Super Bowl in February! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 I saw Mike White kill a man just to watch him die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Apparently he also holds the record for worlds largest penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, BigRy56 said: Apparently he also holds the record for worlds largest penis That's where the "effing" in Mike Effing White comes from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mike white beat Bruce lee in the coliseum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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