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Been a die hard Jets fan my whole life and i want out. I’m 35 years old now and my wife is pregnant. I don’t want do Jets or NFL anymore. I want to quit so my kid doesn’t have to see this side of me. I feel like it’s a compulsion for me. I listen to countless Jets podcasts and post on Reddit and twitter a ton. Reaching out because I figured some of you may have this compulsion. 
 

The last few weeks I have tried not watching the games, but I can’t put my phone down (end up just following it on Reddit or game cast). 
 

Help! 

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20 minutes ago, HelpImAlive said:

Been a die hard Jets fan my whole life and i want out. I’m 35 years old now and my wife is pregnant. I don’t want do Jets or NFL anymore. I want to quit so my kid doesn’t have to see this side of me. I feel like it’s a compulsion for me. I listen to countless Jets podcasts and post on Reddit and twitter a ton. Reaching out because I figured some of you may have this compulsion. 
 

The last few weeks I have tried not watching the games, but I can’t put my phone down (end up just following it on Reddit or game cast). 
 

Help! 

Get an enema and a lobotomy. Wash it down with rotten tomatoes and melted crayons and head cheese.

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Damn - Poor Kid gonna grow up without knowing real lessons on sticktoitiveness, loyalty, suffering, steadfastness, or an example of standing strong during adversity.

One of my Twins (4 Yr Old Boys) today said ‘that’s okay we will play better against the Jaguars” then the other said “what’s a Jaguar?” - my reply was “its what the Jets are eating for dinner on Thursday.” To which they both replied - “YEAH”

 

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A good way to ween off is to just watch red zone. You’ll get updates when something happens without putting yourself through the emotional rollercoaster.

And if the result of a game is affecting how you are to those around you… make a change for their sake.

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Been a die hard Jets fan my whole life and i want out. I’m 35 years old now and my wife is pregnant. I don’t want do Jets or NFL anymore. I want to quit so my kid doesn’t have to see this side of me. I feel like it’s a compulsion for me. I listen to countless Jets podcasts and post on Reddit and twitter a ton. Reaching out because I figured some of you may have this compulsion. 
 
The last few weeks I have tried not watching the games, but I can’t put my phone down (end up just following it on Reddit or game cast). 
 
Help! 

Awesome handle man..take a vow of chastity because the jets will stay with you until your # is up.


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4 hours ago, HelpImAlive said:

Been a die hard Jets fan my whole life and i want out. I’m 35 years old now and my wife is pregnant. I don’t want do Jets or NFL anymore. I want to quit so my kid doesn’t have to see this side of me. I feel like it’s a compulsion for me. I listen to countless Jets podcasts and post on Reddit and twitter a ton. Reaching out because I figured some of you may have this compulsion. 
 

The last few weeks I have tried not watching the games, but I can’t put my phone down (end up just following it on Reddit or game cast). 
 

Help! 

As a Certified Hypnotherapist, I say will do nondirective hypnosis techniques and because you are a Jets fan I will do it for free..

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