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20 minutes ago, Esquire said:

Darnold will be there for the taking if the Jets want to pay.  I'd much rather have Gardner Minshew though.  But Darnold would have given this team a few more wins than Zach did.

As president of the Sam Darnold fan club, I'd be interested.  What do you envision his contract would look like? 

Btw, could you imagine Sam/White/Zach as our QBs.  That would be surreal.

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1 hour ago, Xtina said:

The Jets just cannot develop a qb. Sam did not start playing the position until relatively late snd then relatively few starts in college. He just needed some time 

Sam would have had a much better shot with this current team than the one he got stuck with. I honestly believe the jets ruined him. We didn’t ruin Wilson, he was just a bad pick and the front office couldn’t figure out that he didn’t have the mental part of the game needed to be an NFL qb.

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1 hour ago, football guy said:

Jets will have interest. Sam Darnold on the other hand, doubtful

Wasn't there some conflict within the front office on whether to keep him or not?  I thought Lafleur and Saleh wanted to keep him and try to make it work and JD did not want to pick up the 5th yr option... in any event wouldn't that be a slap in the dick if the Jets had interest and he declined coming back 

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2 hours ago, jeremy2020 said:

Zach won games too... Darnold still sucks. That there is still a Darnold truther is impressive.. now we just need a Hackenberg truther on these forums to complete the whole set. 

And you my friend ... who does one of such impeachable knowledge truth ?

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I think it's safe to say that this ship has sailed.

But I've always wondered how Darnold would have done here with some NFL level talent around him in Mike LaFleur's system. He was definitely a part of the problem on the Jets in his three years (perhaps just too inexperienced), but he got a raw deal here for sure in terms of the utter trash around him.

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40 minutes ago, jgb said:

There was this girl in high school I knew. She was into me but it was unrequited. She was a late bloomer and all that blooming happened after we were well past graduating. At my ten year reunion, I saw this smoking babe across the VFW hall. She was beyond fine and not only by the context of my country-fried steak fellow alumni. As a local boy made relatively good, I decided to give her a go.

We hit it off immediately but then a queer look washed over her perfect skin and flawless smile.

“You don’t remember me, so you?”

”Pretty sure I would.”

”You suggested I ask my brother to take me to prom if I wanted to go so badly.”

“Holy smokes, Carrie?”

Her radient green eyes glinted like emeralds passed around the campfire, bewitching the marauders that had plundered them. This moment of cold revenge had filled her slumbering dreams from that misadventure years ago to today.

”I outgrew the braces and shed the extra pounds. I’ve sacrificed hundreds of hours and spent thousands of dollars to make the best me possible. It wasn’t easy and sometimes it was painful with the procedures, treatments and grueling 4am workouts. But it was all worth it because now I get to stand here tonight in front of all our former classmates and reject you.”

With the triumphant tone of a Roman consul returning from some grand conquest in lands far beyond the Tiber, she raised her voice so that all around could hear.

“It feels so great to finally beat you.

I felt encompassed by the naked vulnerability of a person discovering in himself a great hidden wrong committed by his hand. But the only emotion I felt at that moment was deep and suffocating pity. I lowered my voice to obfuscate it from the eavesdropping crowd so as to not rob her of this cherished moment.

”Did you, though?”

Worst 'Dear Penthouse' letter ever.

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44 minutes ago, jgb said:

There was this girl in high school I knew. She was into me but it was unrequited. She was a late bloomer and all that blooming happened after we were well past graduating. At my ten year reunion, I saw this smoking babe across the VFW hall. She was beyond fine and not only by the context of my country-fried steak fellow alumni. As a local boy made relatively good, I decided to give her a go.

We hit it off immediately but then a queer look washed over her perfect skin and flawless smile.

“You don’t remember me, so you?”

”Pretty sure I would.”

”You suggested I ask my brother to take me to prom if I wanted to go so badly.”

“Holy smokes, Carrie?”

Her radient green eyes glinted like plundered emeralds afire and bewitched by the campfire tended by those that plundered them. This moment of cold revenge had filled her slumbering dreams from that misadventure years ago to today.

”I outgrew the braces and shed the extra pounds. I’ve sacrificed hundreds of hours and spent thousands of dollars to make the best me possible. It wasn’t easy and sometimes it was painful with the procedures, treatments and grueling 4am workouts. But it was all worth it because now I get to stand here tonight in front of all our former classmates and reject you.”

With the triumphant tone of a Roman consul returning from some grand conquest in lands far beyond the Tiber, she raised her voice so that all around could hear.

“It feels so great to finally beat you.

I felt encompassed by the naked vulnerability of a person discovering in himself a great hidden wrong committed by his hand. But the only emotion I felt at that moment was deep and suffocating pity. I lowered my voice to obfuscate it from the eavesdropping crowd so as to not rob her of this cherished moment.

”Did you, though?”

and then Carrie used her telekinetic powers to kill everyone at the reunion. 

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no...no...and...NO.

he is another accuracy challenged QB who is under 60%. until today. but as i checked the stats in the 3rd QT Sam didnt do much while Foreman and Hubbard had over 100 yds each on the ground.

yeah he is better than Zach, hell im almost 50 and im better than Zach. but you need a dominant running game where he has to do the bare minimum. sounds familiar? 

today they ran for 320 yds, Denver for 185 and Seattle for 223. 

lets see what he cn do when his team runs for 80-90 yds and he has to carry them.

sorry this isnt the upgrade i was looking for. White is better.

i  mean you guys arent serious on trusting Sam who after 5 years has played 4 ok games this year.?

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On 12/24/2022 at 9:28 PM, jgb said:

There was this girl in high school I knew. She was into me but it was unrequited. She was a late bloomer and all that blooming happened after we were well past graduating. At my ten year reunion, I saw this smoking babe across the VFW hall. She was beyond fine and not only by the context of my country-fried steak fellow alumni. As a local boy made relatively good, I decided to give her a go.

We hit it off immediately but then a queer look washed over her perfect skin and flawless smile.

“You don’t remember me, so you?”

”Pretty sure I would.”

”You suggested I ask my brother to take me to prom if I wanted to go so badly.”

“Holy smokes, Carrie?”

Her radient green eyes glinted like emeralds passed around the campfire, bewitching the marauders that had plundered them. This moment of cold revenge had filled her slumbering dreams from that misadventure years ago to today.

”I outgrew the braces and shed the extra pounds. I’ve sacrificed hundreds of hours and spent thousands of dollars to make the best me possible. It wasn’t easy and sometimes it was painful with the procedures, treatments and grueling 4am workouts. But it was all worth it because now I get to stand here tonight in front of all our former classmates and reject you.”

With the triumphant tone of a Roman consul returning from some grand conquest in lands far beyond the Tiber, she raised her voice so that all around could hear.

“It feels so great to finally beat you.

I felt encompassed by the naked vulnerability of a person discovering in himself a great hidden wrong committed by his hand. But the only emotion I felt at that moment was deep and suffocating pity. I lowered my voice to obfuscate it from the eavesdropping crowd so as to not rob her of this cherished moment.

”Did you, though?”

Dude you should be a porn writer ...fantastic!! (Not that I would know anything about that but I have heard rumors)........ :) 

I for one want to hear the rest of the story and does she have a number! :) 

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