Popular Post Maxman Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 We asked our simulated friend Davis the AI Jets fan why Woody Johnson was a good owner. This was his response. Let us know what other questions you have for Davis and we can ask him. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post freestater Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Post UK Woody is a top owner in the league. We all now this. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peebag Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Joe W. Namath said: Post UK Woody is a top owner in the league. We all now this. Meth - not even once. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Barry McCockinner Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 where can we pick up one of those jerseys? 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Joe W. Namath said: Post UK Woody is a top owner in the league. We all now this. Is this your way of telling us you're Davis the AI Jets Fan? I can totally see that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peebag Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 Yo, AI Davis, why does it hurt when I pee? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 34 minutes ago, Bleedin Green said: Is this your way of telling us you're Davis the AI Jets Fan? I can totally see that. No need to do the AI like that man. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post y2k8 Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 This reminds me of when the North Vietnamese would put American POWs on camera so they could tell everyone how well they were being treated by their captors. 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green DNA Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 What does he envision the STH retention rate being after Woody prematurely decided to raise ticket prices prior to the SOJ epic collapse? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 3, 2023 Author Share Posted January 3, 2023 I just watched this again. The words he spoke were AI generated. Really funny stuff, no way could I try and sell this narrative with a straight face. So we used AI to mask the smile. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 3, 2023 Author Share Posted January 3, 2023 And the truth be told, ultimately I did this because I wanted to test the algorithms online to see how something like this would fare. Two Step Process: Step One: Robot Topic Creators Step Two: Robot Posters Please update your email address in the meantime. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Stadium issues and such aside I've never thought Woody was a bad owner. He is not a great owner but i do not see him as negligent or not wanting to win. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 27 minutes ago, Maxman said: And the truth be told, ultimately I did this because I wanted to test the algorithms online to see how something like this would fare. Two Step Process: Step One: Robot Topic Creators Step Two: Robot Posters Please update your email address in the meantime. did you create this video with AI? Can you link me to how to do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Joe W. Namath said: We all now this. Do we? All now this? Not later, not after breakfast, now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 From a 2004 Times article on the winner himself: "The unvarnished Johnson is revealed, though, in his early business experiences. His Jets biography mentions the cable business in Florida, but not the real estate deals. Research in Florida shows those dealings were marred by a bitter fight with Spielvogel, charges of fraud in civil suits by at least two condo buyers and a ruling that held Johnson in contempt of court in a dispute over his personal condo fees. For a time, Johnson wore long blond hair and a Fu Manchu mustache. It was the 1970's, after all, and he was always the richest young man around. In a deposition, he listed his occupation as construction. Spielvogel, a hustling real estate developer from Long Island, was Johnson's partner for four years in ventures named Woodric Enterprises, after their middle names. "The first time I met him, he had his zipper open and sandals on, long straggly hair," Spielvogel said. "I didn't know who he was." They went out drinking, hit it off, and when they next met, Johnson was zipped up, wearing a tie and arriving by private plane, wowing Spielvogel's teenage secretary. "He comes in and first thing out of his mouth was, 'My family and I checked you out, and I want to do 'bidness' with you,"' Spielvogel said. "He said, 'You didn't have any family money; you did it on your own.' And basically: 'Teach me. I'll give you 10 percent of the first deal and 25 percent of every deal thereafter if you just sell your operations in New York and move to Florida.' And that's basically what I did." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Warfish said: Do we? All now this? Not later, not after breakfast, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Joe W. Namath said: Post UK Woody is a top owner in the league. We all now this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 6 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: where can we pick up one of those jerseys? @Gastineau Lives 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 6 hours ago, Bleedin Green said: Is this your way of telling us you're Davis the AI Jets Fan? I can totally see that. @Joe W. Namath is a valuable member of the JN community! Between his contributions to the message board's infrastructure and charitable donations, he is a valuable member to Jets fans as a whole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Beerfish said: Stadium issues and such aside I've never thought Woody was a bad owner. He is not a great owner but i do not see him as negligent or not wanting to win. Who cares if he WANTS to win if he's too dumb to actually be capable of doing it? Zach Wilson WANTED to be a great QB too. Mike White WANTED to be able to stay healthy. Mekhi Becton WANTED to lose weight.....err, no, that one isn't true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: did you create this video with AI? Can you link me to how to do that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Who cares if he WANTS to win if he's too dumb to actually be capable of doing it? Zach Wilson WANTED to be a great QB too. Mike White WANTED to be able to stay healthy. Mekhi Becton WANTED to lose weight.....err, no, that one isn't true. Earth shattering that you would work in the angle that wilson sucks and mike white just got hurt. lol From your comment I would assume that you are calling for Douglas to be immediately fired? After all he is responsible for wilson and becton. As I said since I often have to repeat things to you, he is not a good owner but neither is he a really bad owner. Snyder is a bad owner, mark davis is a weird owner, kraft is a creep owner, jones is a publicity hound owner. Woody wants to win, he pays the dollars to win he, just like 2/3 of the owners out there just are lousy football people who know no more than you me or anyone else on these forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beerfish said: Earth shattering that you would work in the angle that wilson sucks and mike white just got hurt. lol From your comment I would assume that you are calling for Douglas to be immediately fired? After all he is responsible for wilson and becton. As I said since I often have to repeat things to you, he is not a good owner but neither is he a really bad owner. Snyder is a bad owner, mark davis is a weird owner, kraft is a creep owner, jones is a publicity hound owner. Woody wants to win, he pays the dollars to win he, just like 2/3 of the owners out there just are lousy football people who know no more than you me or anyone else on these forms. Considering that we have a longer playoff drought than anyone by far, clearly he's the worst at it, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Maxman said: We asked our simulated friend Davis the AI Jets fan why Woody Johnson was a good owner. This was his response. Let us know what other questions you have for Davis and we can ask him. This our next uni? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen X Jet Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Timeless thoughts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 15 minutes ago, Gen X Jet said: Timeless thoughts @Maxman tried to do another one of these for 2024, but Davis had a “null set” error and exploded. R.I.P., Davis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 On 1/3/2023 at 9:35 AM, freestater said: 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waka Flocka Flacco Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Woody is the poorest and dumbest person to own an NFL team in the modern era and he thinks his employees are his friends. There’s not really a joke to be made that is any funnier than the reality. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alka Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/3/2023 at 1:58 AM, Maxman said: Let us know what other questions you have for Davis and we can ask him. 1. You say that Woody is a great owner, but the Jets have not made the playoffs over the last 13 seasons. In fact, the Jets have the NFL's longest active postseason absence. How do you explain that? 2. The Jets have had 4 head coaches over the last 10 years, with a record of 55 wins and 108 losses during that time period, almost losing twice as many times as wins. That is considered a failure in any business. How could you possibly say that Woody Johnson is a successful owner, when his record says something completely different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 6 minutes ago, Alka said: 1. You say that Woody is a great owner, but the Jets have not made the playoffs over the last 13 seasons. In fact, the Jets have the NFL's longest active postseason absence. How do you explain that? 2. The Jets have had 4 head coaches over the last 10 years, with a record of 55 wins and 108 losses during that time period, almost losing twice as many times as wins. That is considered a failure in any business. How could you possibly say that Woody Johnson is a successful owner, when his record says something completely different? Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilfieldJet Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Woody sucks. We all now that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Just sold all of my AI investments 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Jet Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I thought the I in AI stood for intelligence 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanatic Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Woody Johnson is an underrated owner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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