Indiana Jones and the Stairway To Heaven Mafia - DAY 1 ( part 1 and 2- town wins)

[Jetsfan80]

11 minutes ago, jgb said:

Vote @jgb. Only an idiot would trust him. And I’m no idiot.

^^^ Clearly has been researching the @HessStation style of play.

[The Crusher]

48 minutes ago, Lurker89 said:

Vote 80- my proclivity to trust you means I should kill you ... imagine what my actual interpersonal relationships are like.

 

@Nynaeve

[The Crusher]

16 minutes ago, jgb said:

Vote @jgb. Only an idiot would trust him. And I’m no idiot.

 

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[The Crusher]

18 minutes ago, jgb said:

Vote @jgb. Only an idiot would trust him. And I’m no idiot.

 

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

 

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[jgb]

6 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

^^^ Clearly has been researching the @HessStation style of play.

Never mistake ignorance and apathy for strategy 

[jgb]

2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

 

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Just now, The Crusher said:

 

 

Gif fail. Vote change currently under consideration.

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

Never mistake ignorance and apathy for strategy 

Never do anything Pac does while playing mafia. He sucks at this. @Klecko73isGod

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

 

Gif fail. Vote change currently under consideration.

I know. Not sure if we are allowed to delete or edit in game thread. 

[jgb]

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Never do anything Pac does while playing mafia. He sucks at this. @Klecko73isGod

I don’t masturbate while posting 

[The Crusher]

Just now, jgb said:

I don’t masturbate while posting 

Careful. One of the oldest rules in mafia is "Lynch all liars"

[jgb]

2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Careful. One of the oldest rules in mafia is "Lynch all liars"

I consider using a fleshlight as having a partner 

[Barry McCockinner]

Just now, jgb said:

I consider using a fleshlight as having a partner 

They work better if you attach them to a walker

[jgb]

Just now, Barry McCockinner said:

They work better if you attach them to a walker

I’d have to untape it from my cat’s back first 

[The Crusher]

2 minutes ago, jgb said:

I consider using a fleshlight as having a partner 

Fair. I consider using my left hand having a side piece. 

[jgb]

Just now, The Crusher said:

Fair. I consider using my left hand having a side piece. 

Guacamole is a bad lubricant though

[Jetsfan80]

Masterbation discussion?  Now you guys are speaking my language. 

 

[The Crusher]

Just now, jgb said:

Guacamole is a bad lubricant though

Yeah but bacon grease is Nirvana,

[jgb]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Masterbation discussion?  Now you guys are speaking my language. 

 

Don’t think you can lynch your penis but you sure can choke the sh*t out of it

[Barry McCockinner]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

I’d have to untape it from my cat’s back first 

ok you've taken it too far pal. too far.

unvote

vote pac

[Jetsfan80]

10 minutes ago, jgb said:

Never mistake ignorance and apathy for strategy 

The stuff that's happening in this thread right now?  That's pretty much 90 % of Mafia.  Supposed "strategy" is really just window dressing, and only a small minority of players really care that much about it and/or are smart enough to develop one.  The rest of us are primarily just here for the entertainment and insults.

[Verbal]

2 hours ago, Nolder said:

*** A TRAP HAS BEEN TRIGGERED ***

 

As you are all standing under the awning looking at Barry you notice the awning you are under now is old and dripping, the cloth is thin and seems about to tear, so you move over to a newer awning next to it. Verbal was too slow and with a SPLOOSH! he's drenched in water.

 

Verbal has lost his vote for this Day.

 

I can't vote 80?

This game now sucks.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Lurker89 said:

Vote 80- my proclivity to trust you means I should kill you ... imagine what my actual interpersonal relationships are like.

 

I like this guy.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Barry McCockinner said:

ok you've taken it too far pal. too far.

unvote

vote pac

 

He's one of us now.  It's already official.

 

[Verbal]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

Don’t think you can lynch your penis but you sure can choke the sh*t out of it

Challenge Accepted.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Verbal said:

I can't vote 80?

This game now sucks.

No but you can certainly campaign for it.  There's always plenty of takers there.

[Jetsfan80]

2 minutes ago, jgb said:

Don’t think you can lynch your penis but you sure can choke the sh*t out of it

 

Just now, Verbal said:

Challenge Accepted.

 

We once lynched a horse, played by @Nolder, so why not a penis?

[jgb]

Just now, The Crusher said:

Yeah but bacon grease is Nirvana,

Don’t stroke too fast unless you want to look like Darkman.

 

[Jetsfan80]

5 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Fair. I consider using my left hand having a side piece. 

You're describing a maneuver that is known as "The Stranger", and its a staple in my rotation.

[Greenseed4]

1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

They work better if you attach them to a walker

Could you please describe this in greater detail?  

There’s got to be a trap for posting about banging inanimate objects.  

[Jetsfan80]

6 minutes ago, jgb said:

Guacamole is a bad lubricant though

  

5 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Yeah but bacon grease is Nirvana,

 

[Jetsfan80]

2 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Could you please describe this in greater detail?  

There’s got to be a trap for posting about banging inanimate objects.  

You trying to get Deputy Doofus killed?

[jgb]

2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know what impact my role has. Nor do I understand what information anyone is basing their votes on. I suppose round 1 is the sounding out phase and try to spot a voting bloc which could signify scum coordination?

 

[Barry McCockinner]

3 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Could you please describe this in greater detail?  

There’s got to be a trap for posting about banging inanimate objects.  

 

[jgb]

5 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Could you please describe this in greater detail?  

There’s got to be a trap for posting about banging inanimate objects.  

The only trap is for being a judgmental puritan 

[Greenseed4]

2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

 

Lmao

[Greenseed4]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

The only trap is for being a judgmental puritan 

I used to play Mafia almost exclusively in drunken blackouts, but I’m pretty sure I recall JiF oversharing about some Floridian rendezvous with a Maytag dryer.