Jetsfan80 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-say-to-an-eagles-fan-1850090443?fbclid=IwAR3eLT8Tr6Q1QTDeJ6Q3axPORZj2gQ_9HKiaci1q0x67wE-i4B3UWP8Bw4E Things To Never Say To An Eagles Fan PublishedYesterday If you’ve ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan, then you know that it is highly inadvisable to say any of the following things. “Stop, you’re destroying my store!” Once Eagles fans have started vandalizing property, it’s best to evacuate to safety. “You can’t park here, this is my living room.” Sounds like loser talk. “I can DD tonight.” No need. They’re fine with drinking and driving. “Please stop hitting me.” You asked for it now, jabroni! “I bet you can’t turn over my car and set it on fire.” This is exactly how you get your car to be turned over and set on fire. “Good game.” Sportsmanship is seen as a sign of weakness in Philadelphia. “Free drinks on the house!” This will not end well. “Your secondary doesn’t have the hybrid skillsets required to counter the Chief’s 12 and 13 personnel RPO scheme.” Football analysis that doesn’t center around “grit” and “winning mentality” will surely send any Eagles fan into a rage. “No one on the Eagles is good enough to get a concussion.” Heavily-concussed Eagles fans would beg to differ. “Do you murder the other teams’ fans before or after the game?” They like to keep it a surprise. “Sport is a sociocultural placeholder for the tribalistic catharsis that globalization has taken from us.” Well look at la-di-da Mr. Ivy League over here talking about a globalization jawn. “Regardless of who wins, I’m just happy to watch the game with you.” Pu$$y! “Win or lose, you’ll still be living in Philly when the Super Bowl’s over.” Best not to remind them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Posts the link and the content. This is how its done. Also, Philly fans have something legitimately wrong with them. The Linc is the nuttiest place to be a visiting fan. Unreal disgusting crowd. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Just sounds like they need a few dozen Snickers to me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 I was thinking Who do you work for? or What college did you go to? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 People actually talk to eagles fans? Huh. Who knew? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hex Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Just don’t say anything to Eagles fans. Problem solved. Unless you’re @jetstream23 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 1 hour ago, section314 said: I was thinking Who do you work for? or What college did you go to? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoni Beast Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 I usually like to show this to people from Philly. It usually goes over well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSteve Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Anything. Don't say ANYTHING to an Eagles fan. EVER. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Adoni Beast said: I usually like to show this to people from Philly. It usually goes over well. Love that story. This one's really good too: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Ho Ho Ho Im Santa Claus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 47 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Ho Ho Ho Im Santa Claus. *** Throws battery *** 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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