Tom Brady To Chase Stand-Up Comedy Dream After Delaying Fox Sports Gig: Sources

[TuscanyTile2]

https://radaronline.com/p/tom-brady-new-job-retired-nfl-gisele-winning-her-back-divorce-tampa-bay/

[rangerous]

He’s got FU money so who cares as long as he doesn’t qb an afc team.

[FTL Jet Fan]

[Integrity28]

Best laugh he’s gonna get is the announcement.

[BurntDice]

This has to be fake right? Dude is a robot 

[pointman]

Man, losing his sugar momma has really messed with his clam chowder brain.

[The Crusher]

6 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Best laugh he’s gonna get is the announcement.

Actually he could an ok set talking about his deflated balls. 

[jetswin]

 

 

He should go back to this hairdo, that'll get some laughs.

[Jet Nut]

[hawk]

That is a funny joke.

[hawk]

1 hour ago, Integrity28 said:

Best laugh he’s gonna get is the announcement.

Beat me too it.

[Integrity28]

Nothing slays in standup like a Nexus-9 pumped full of Botox, trying to reframe stories about how he has won at everything as quirky and relatable.

[PS17]

Brady has zero charisma. I’m a bit perplexed by Fox throwing the bag at him. Every interview I hear with him my skin crawls. Stand up comedy? eww

[Dunnie]

1 hour ago, jetswin said:

 

 

He should go back to this hairdo, that'll get some laughs.

Gotta say .. as a 50+ year old dude who still is hanging onto his hair somehow ... I am  jealous of that mop.

Edited February 28, 2023 by Dunnie

[Integrity28]

23 minutes ago, Dunnie said:

Gotta say .. as a 50+ year old dude who still is hanging onto his hair somehow ... I am  jealous of that mop.

He has more hair at 45 than he did at 25. He’s pure hair replacement and plastic surgery. 

[PS17]

11 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

He has more hair at 45 than he did at 25. He’s pure hair replacement and plastic surgery. 

Don’t forget the veneers, jaw jobs, nose job, etc. Brady is completely plastic. 
 

And that’s not even getting into his “TB12 in my prime at age 44” regimen

[Dunnie]

29 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

He has more hair at 45 than he did at 25. He’s pure hair replacement and plastic surgery. 

... hes got nuthin on the master ... ?

[Integrity28]

25 minutes ago, Dunnie said:

... hes got nuthin on the master ... ?

@joewilly12

[JetPotato]

"I've never done steroids"

Might bring down the house.

[Kolchak]

Cheated at football.

Any doubts he steals other comedians jokes?

[freestater]

I see this going about as well as Corey Feldman's new music career.

[More Cowbell]

This has to have an Antonio Brown connection somewhere.  

[Jetsfan80]

3 minutes ago, Kolchak said:

Cheated at football.

Any doubts he steals other comedians jokes?

[JiFtheOracle]

He's one of the most unlikable people in the history of sports and he thinks he's going to make people laugh? 

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, JiF4Lamar said:

He's one of the most unlikable people in the history of sports and he thinks he's going to make people laugh? 

He’ll just use it as a way to peddle some sleazy product in the lobby.

 

[y2k8]

26 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

You like fish sticks?

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, y2k8 said:

You like fish sticks?

In my mouth, yes.  

[Bronx]

Joke suggestion for Tammy's new career:

My name is Big "Dick" Tom...

[Ron Rico]

Comedy??? Now? What's left that you're allowed to make fun of?

[JetPotato]

1 hour ago, Ron Rico said:

Comedy??? Now? What's left that you're allowed to make fun of?

Tom Brady

[defensedoesntgetyoulaid]

"So hey, what have one of my footballs and a certain super model's stomach got in common? No? Neither one is ever more than a half full. Baa boom mother f***ers!"