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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
      17


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Definately cabbage. Raisins never really had that much of an effect on me. But make me a pan of bierok casserole and you had better watch yourself for the next few days.

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eat a pound. raisins bar none. cabbage is more hot noise, raisin is more green fog. cabbage barks, raisins bite.

Well who in the hell eats a pound of raisins anyway? :lol:

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The last time I ate bierok casserole I honestly thought something was wrong with me. It smelled like my innards were being slowly smoked and my a$$ was the chimney.

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This sounds like JGBs experience with a lb. of raisins,,

JGB needs to repost his infamous raisin story here for you ALK.

I was fortunate to catch that story. :lol:

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did you take advantage of the extra ability and present your wife with a "Dutch-Oven".?

Naw, I'm a nice guy. I spared everyone.

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I have never actually found anything gross in my food. I have encountered a few strange crunches here and there but I just kept on chewing. I don't want to know. :lol:

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T OTW is now a 4 letter word! man, they are trying everything to choke us out!

looks like the inagural turd of the week awards is the last... meaning barton is the perpetual champ and garb is the perpetual dingleberry ;)

Hey, it's kind of like *********.com over at JI. :lol:

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Just for SJ and JGB. I was driving around the country this afternoon and came across this sign. I had to stop and back up just to see if I read it correctly then quickly snapped a picture.

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I was trying to figure out the significance of the sign. Was it marking where a turd once was or was there a fresh turd hiding in the grass? I just decided to keep my distance.

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just happened to me

what do you say in times like this??????????

Just don't say anthing. If the person starts making accusations just say that you didn't notice anything until they walked in.

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I ordered a sandwich at the bar last night. Roast beef, bbq sauce, pepper jack and jalapenos grilled on pumpernickle with a side of ranch. In retrospect, I wish I had a grilled cheese like Grant. :lol:

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:lol: The only problem is this sandwich was my own creation. I don't think I have a leg to stand on here.

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