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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
      17


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It was soft to medium consistency,oily and very smelly. he also didn't wipe very well but we all know how hard it is to get in there and get 3 good wipes when you're a man on the Go ,such as Sooth.

Stay tuned for a follow up.

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would you rather have uncontrollable farts that had the absolutle worst, room-clearing odor imaginable that ruined dinners, meetings, etc. whenever one slipped out or would you rather have uncontrollable farts comprised of odorless but highly embarassing purple smoke?

If you could fart purple smoke every other minute....You would be great to have at parties or a BBQ. Id much rather hire you then a clown for the kids.

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Yes....it's her fault every other word,post,thread out of you 2 is "Turd" .

:confused0058:

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shut up turd

It's ok...your guys have a TURD fascination,we get it.

Fecal freaks.

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My son is 5 yrs old....and even he doesn't think poop is funny.

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Well we decided it was either fecal freaks or crew cuts,,

Wouldn't a crew cut help intensify the redness of your neck?

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Life is....like a box of chocolates....you never know when you're going to get that ****ty coconut one and have to spit it out.

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i don't want to get banned. i just want to me meeeeeeeeeeeee.

Be you...just less annoying.

lol

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i thought you always swallowed the gooey white fillings

Nope...That would be Max.

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if i keep posting thinly veiled references to another poster, will my penis grow beyond 2 inches?

Probably not.

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We should change the name of this thread to " Father & Son Circle Jerk : Turd Edition " I mean it is just you two in here stroking eachother off.

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you are here,, i heard you like to watch,,kinky,,goes with tatoos

You can still hear? I thought that was the first thing to go with old people?

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ehhhhhh? speak up..i cant her you over your wifes moaning

Good one but she hates rednecks and is allergic to bigots.

Thanks for playing. Here is your Ribbon for 4th place.

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no thanks,,she already placed a ribbon on me,,and it was a 1st place ribbon ,,ooops,,whose 2nd???

As if you can still get it up without help. LMAO at your wishful thinking.

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hey not my fault,,the doorbell rings and there she is,,what is a guy supposed to do :confused:

Do what I do when your wifes knocks on my door. Tell she isn't good enough and send her home.

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it should be called father son soggy biscuit thread. your wife is the biscuit.

I have to leave for work now but I wanted to quote this for later when I get home.

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