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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
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    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
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    • garlic mashed potatos
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    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
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    • roast beef
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    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
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    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
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    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
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Nothing nastier than a fart when you have to take a dump.

Air over crap is deadly.

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You guess so! Snort. I think men are far more interested in cr*pping and the earthshaking events involved therein. As a matter of fact, they're downright proud of polluting the premises ("Don't go in there! Wooo!"). Sometimes you'll even get a fist pump to mark the occasion. What's up with that.

dont forget the Dutch Oven

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I would say match. Totally clears the crap molecules wafting in the drop-zone.

The fan takes much longer to work.

The downside of match is everyone knows you just cranked out a less than sweet smelling havana

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One day your Depends will have an aroma filtering device in them. Then you won't have to worry about it at all.

This is a serious issue,,,

And its not political

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The match works through science burning up the stinky foulness, I go with the match. The key though is the courtesy flush. Damn the environmentalists, if I have company over or I am at someones house, I will flush after every brownie pops out of the oven.

way ahead of ya Joe

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17774&highlight=courtesy+flush

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Ever cup your hand over your stink-eye and fart into it? Yeah, me neither.

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I would say cabbage. Plus more readily available in foodstuffs.

Mahybe others have more deadly components.

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Prunes

deadly and wet :confused:

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The last time I ate bierok casserole I honestly thought something was wrong with me. It smelled like my innards were being slowly smoked and my a$$ was the chimney.

This sounds like JGBs experience with a lb. of raisins,,

JGB needs to repost his infamous raisin story here for you ALK.

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The last time I ate bierok casserole I honestly thought something was wrong with me. It smelled like my innards were being slowly smoked and my a$$ was the chimney.

did you take advantage of the extra ability and present your wife with a "Dutch-Oven".?

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Naw, I'm a nice guy. I spared everyone.

Jimmy and Adam just docked you 20 points

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your future daughter-in-law still refuses to let me have raisins after i dutch-ovened her. i'm not even allowed raisin bran, which i love. i told her a few raisins won't hurt anyone but she said she's still waiting for the cilia in her lungs to grow back. i always try to sneak them into the cart and she's always telling the cashier they were in there by mistake. then she shoots me an evil look that says "keep your mouth shut, buster." a girl scout tried to sell me oatmeal raisin cookies at home depot, my fiance almost ripped her head off.

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SJ --- what are your thoughts on breakfast sandwiches (from On The Run, Wawa, 7-11, etc.) and a coffee in the morning.

I've had some great times before lunch... yikes. Deadly.

I am not a big breakfast eater. I normally have a small dollop of applesauce with a 1/2 teaspoon of cinammon mixed in to fight cholesterol.

I only eat breakfast when on vacation, ,then I head to the local greasy spoon in area I am visiting and have eggs/bacon/home fries.

As far as fast food breakfast, I have on occasion enjoyed the McDonalds Egg/Bacon Bagel.

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8 oz. glass of milk does it for me , 5 min later it's like clock work .

such an awfull smell ,But garb loves it lolsc :)

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I would much rather have the invisible stench..

I cant Imagine life without being able to go on elevators and let one out and watch the poor minions gasp as they realize they cant escape. Or the good old go to the crowded store counter and let one out and then walk away 20 feet and watch all the peeps reel and try to blame one of the people at counter.

Leaving very crowded sports stadiums is great. Letting one go in a slow moving mass of people is always worth the price of admission.

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Whats the grossest thing you found in restaurant food or packaged food you have bought at store?

My mom once found a dead mouse in a jar of Spaghetti sauce from store.

I found a cigar in a coke bottle once.

My friend bit into a roach while eating a salad from IHOP. He got a coupon book good for 20 free dinners.

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My wife prefers Cole-Haan purses over Coach.

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There will be a chat room session with a world renowned Fart expert this afternoon.

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don't think it has mass appeal but it does have a nice ring to it when your wife calls it out.

You need to say 'when youre partner calls it out' in Mdrago4's case. :confused:

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hate to fill you in garbie but the only way i could be less popular than you around here is if i farted purple smoke ;)

i thought you picked invisble but lethal swamp gas

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Last month I bought a can of Planters Nuts. When I got home I took off the yellow plastic top to take off the foil seal.. the seal was already lifted a bit,,ugh,, i returned them

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am i the only one who thinks the lethal swamp gas is a positive? i'd spend all my time in elevators and i'd take cross country flights once a week just for fun.

i picked the invisible gas,,only way to go,, have to get a little levity out of bad meat from night before

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Yes....it's her fault every other word,post,thread out of you 2 is "Turd" .

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shut up turd

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It's ok...your guys have a TURD fascination,we get it.

Fecal freaks.

Well we decided it was either fecal freaks or crew cuts,,

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Does a person have to continually offend you. Does one offense get you turd status? Can one , but major offense, aka OJ, get you turd fame? Do you have to legally be charged to get the turd moniker?

Does just bad play from a nice guy player get you the turd label?

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In true JN spirit I present the first JetNation Homo/Turd combo joke:

Q: What's the difference between a Gay JN Mod and a refrigerator?

A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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My son is 5 yrs old....and even he doesn't think poop is funny.

but he thinks homo jokes are funny? ,,

pot/kettle,,you need to clean your whole humor mindset before you pass judgement on others ..

just sayin

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Wouldn't a crew cut help intensify the redness of your neck?

f u,,

just sayin ;)

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Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

TOTW nominee

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When did he say his son liked homo jokes?

well his dad does, but is passing judgemnt on turd jokes,,

man, u might be the slowest thinking poster in message board history..

when u take your head out of the mods arses and really think 1st then i may pay attention to u

yikes,,

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Smizzy said his SON doesn't think "poop" is funny, and for all we know his SON might not think homo jokes are funny... this has nothing to do with what Smizzy does or thinks on a message board his son most likely never sees/reads...

My head isnt up Smizzy's ass... **** that... Poop jokes are hilarious...

He was trying to point out that not even all children find humor is potty jokes... which are usually most popular with kids...

get lost

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:lol:

SJ why is it so easy to **** with you? All I have to do is question something you say... regardless of how I actually feel or whether I really give a ****... and you seem to get all pissy... they make pills to help people relax ya know!

get lost Captain Literal

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Am I being too literal when I tell you your skin is thinner than Nicole Richie? :confused0082:

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He's big, he's greasy, and no DT's want to touch him. he can also be had for a pound of raisins and corn each week.

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No turd Left Guard jokes,,

Smizzy will only allow New Homo Left Guard jokes :confused:

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