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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

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went to take a leak, let out a long, slow whining fart at the urinal. thought i was alone until the stall door opened. one of the biggest rainmakers in my firm. he said "hey jgb, next time you have to do that, do me a favor and check for my cole haan loafers under the stall door first."

So that's where Pac Man has been hiding.

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Garb it is 9am, who brought up that point? Somebody on the bus next to you this morning?

Boy that'd be an awkward conversation starter. Especially to someone on top of a horse, on a bus.

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