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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
      17


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Found a dislocated rats tail in a white castle burger, luckily I was opening the sandwhich to take out the pickles and found it, If I was a pickle person (couchARSIScough) than I would've eaten rat tail.

They gave me my money back on a full refund, and like 10 boxes of fries and chicken rings.

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did it not work? it was a random weird video called pickle surprise.

judging by the name, I'm happy it didn't work.

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Hold up, let me understand this.... you are measuring your ****, yet a girl with a Coach bag is completely devoid of style and taste? :shutit:

Measuring your penis takes delicacy and skill, if you mismeasure the shaft or, are unable to properly place the ruler amongst the pubes you will knock of a few centimeters, which can be difference between a hot chick or a fugly tranny.

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ya, him and my fiancee worry all the time if i like to buttbang

ps: baby if you're listenin, let's try it once, ok?

no

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