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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
      17


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hi. my name is jgb and i am an addict. as most of you know, i'm not allowed to have anything raisin related in the house. this includes raisin bran and oatmeal raisin cookies-- both of which i love. so last time my wife was out of town, i bought some fresh oatmeal raisin cookies from the italian market and hid them in my drawer. i had forgotten about them until last night when my wife discovered them. she was so furious, you would've thought she found heroin or asian sex slaves chained up in the basement.

after she found them she exclaimed, "so THAT explains last night!" i was too frightened to tell her that was because i ate a cheesesteak before coming home to dinner. :)

mmm chocolate covered raisins. :happy0071:

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What a bitch! :P

If my husband flatulated like i think i remember him describing, then i would forbid him from eating them too, or at least stay in another room .Some things are too much to handle.

You avatar is amazing, verde :P

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