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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
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    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
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    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
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    • roast beef
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    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
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    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
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hahahaha....that's what pm's are for, right?

What a loser. You changed your response.

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He was thinking that he has had it with these mother f*&king snakes on this mother f*&king plane.

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My mom went to UB and the only thing she'll tell me is that she made some "mistakes" her first semester and almost got expelled.

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Are you trying to determine if that "swordfight" qualifies as a gay episode?

weren't you nicknamed zoro in highschool?

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What a loser. You changed your response.

Yes, I did. I wrote: "maybe PM's really ARE private!" Then I thought to myself, Max is being kind of a cranky-pants, I am a Pats fan, better temper it for now. ;)

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Yes, I did. i wrote "maybe PM's really ARE private!" Then I thought to myself, Max is being kind of a cranky-pants, I am a Pats fan, betteer temper it for now. ;)

Garb that is not how you do it. You start a thread saying that I secretly banned you. Then because of public outcry I unbanned you.

That is how the game is played.

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Garb that is not how you do it. You start a thread saying that I secretly banned you. Then because of public outcry I unbanned you.

That is how the game is played.

Ooops, my bad. I forgot to read JBF's latest: How to Win Freinds and Influence Poeple or JGB/SJ's recent article: The Family Business. How to Market Manure on the Net without Pissing off Site Owners.

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Are you trying to determine if that "swordfight" qualifies as a gay episode?

The only way a sword fight is not gay is if it was unintentional under an acceptable situation like in a gym locker room and if a fight to the death occurs between both guys with one being killed, because if two straight ####s bump, someone's gotta die!

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Are you trying to determine if that "swordfight" qualifies as a gay episode?

How can you consider the sword fight gay? that's not gay at all. I think the massages, and kissing the followed were gay, but sword fighting is just good wholesum fun.

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I call bull#### on this, just sayin'

Well, as usual, your wrong.

:yawn:

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I know someone that went to UB and got so drunk so regularly that she pretty much dropped out and started over at a local school.

She's doing really well now.

WTF is going on at UB? At Syracuse we knew how to regulate.:P

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My mom went to UB and the only thing she'll tell me is that she made some "mistakes" her first semester and almost got expelled.

well, it would be really funny to speculate what your mom did her freshman year, but i guess we should not go there, lol.

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If I complain about bannings on other sites, will a 3rd site make me unbannable?

if i keep posting thinly veiled references to another poster, will my penis grow beyond 2 inches?

hahahaha

spanked

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"Who was the poster that started that JN Turd frenzy with the post about Sooths Bowel Movement?"

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WTF is going on at UB? At Syracuse we knew how to regulate.:P

I lived in Syracuse for a coupla years after college. Used to hang at Hungry Chucks on the hill. Is that place still around?

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i think my gpa was 2.6, or 2.7 in college. sad thing is, my college was as easy as my high school. just go to class and you pass. breaking that with a bac would be rough.

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Max, I have a great idea.

We can turn the Turd thread into the JN version of the JI Garbage Dump. Every time someone, when starting a thread, lays a stinker, we can give it the old proverbial "flush" into the turd thread. This way, turds can still be discussed and bad threads will have a place to go and die.

Everyone wins!

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if i keep posting thinly veiled references to another poster, will my penis grow beyond 2 inches?

Probably not.

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hahahaha

Its pretty funny The Thinker Thread got put in here..

That was a thread serioiusly intended as a way for people to pose questions about anything based on the famous Rodan sculpture The Thinker..

I guess the mods are so attuned to the Turd thread that they will jump on anything remote..

I am sure Rodan is thrilled they view his sculpture as a dump session :P

I certainly didnt have that intent..

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hahahaha

Its pretty funny The Thinker Thread got put in here..

That was a thread serioiusly intended as a way for people to pose questions about anything based on the famous Rodan sculpture The Thinker..

I guess the mods are so attuned to the Turd thread that they will jump on anything remote..

I am sure Rodan is thrilled they view his sculpture as a dump session :P

I certainly didnt have that intent..

Rodin is one of my favorite artists, but I always thought the thinker was a little overated as arguably his most famous sculpture, the Burghers of Calais has always been one of my favorite sculptures of any artist.

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Rodin is one of my favorite artists, but I always thought the thinker was a little overated as arguably his most famous sculpture, the Burghers of Calais has always been one of my favorite sculptures of any artist.

The thoughtful porn guy,,all right joe..

here is a good idea for movie,, famous sculptures that come to life..and well u know

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The thoughtful porn guy,,all right joe..

here is a good idea for movie,, famous sculptures that come to life..and well u know

Well, the most famous statue, david, wouldn't really work very well with his given equipment. Hmmm, i guess it could be a bit of comedy where he comes to life, the girl looks down and smirks, but he says no problem, this gallery is just way cold, lets warm this joint up and you can see what Davinci missed!

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The thoughtful porn guy,,all right joe..

here is a good idea for movie,, famous sculptures that come to life..and well u know

Lol, well i wouldn't say it is being thoughtful, i just have a bit of an appreciation for art.

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http://allafrica.com/stories/200706270112.html

Diarrhoea Hits Heroes

New Vision (Kampala)

NEWS

26 June 2007 </B>

Posted to the web 27 June 2007

By Douglas Mazune

Kampala

RELEGATION-THREATENED Mbale Heroes did not show up for their make-or-break tie against Super League champions URA at Namboole stadium, citing diarrhoea that has hit their camp.

Heroes wrote to national football league secretary Moses Magogo on Saturday requesting that the match be rescheduled to allow their players recover. Magogo rejected the initial plea but was forced to give the Mbale side a hearing after they sent supporting documents yesterday.

"They sent a fax last Saturday which I saw on Monday but I turned down their request because they hadn't attached supporting medical documents," Magogo revealed.

"They later sent some medical documents very late which I could not readily interpret. I am waiting for Dr. Ronald Kisolo to look at their documents."

If URA is awarded the three points Villa will be out of contention for the league title. The decision would also ease Express' relegation worries as the Mbale side slips to the drop zone. Sam Ssimbwa's Express has four games remaining- against URA, KCC, Simba and Masaka.

"We normally give 48 hours for a team to give a convincing reason why they didn't turn up. You never know, they could have got an accident," Magogo explained.

URA turned up for the match yesterday ready to take a firm step towards clinching the title but will have to hold on until Friday.

"I want to take a firm step to the title on Friday and win all the remaining matches," URA tactician Frank 'Video' said. Express will thereafter be at the mercy of Simba, KCC and URA. Heroes could still survive relegation if they beat Mukono in Mbale.

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:bwahaharoll:

:lololol:

:pooh:

:chas:

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I dont think the mods will like that, may want to remove

Why? Its not much at all and no worse than a shot of an ass in a thong... not to mention I gave a warning and so does the site before the video shows... if they want to delete it... fine.... its not that bad though and pretty funny too!

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