North Carolina Poopie Humor (Merged eleventy-Billion times)

[nj meadowlands]

uh oh

[Panzer Division Marduk]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHT!

[joebabyny]

POTW. when women want 'bad boys' can you blame us for not being gentlemen?

The boy does have a point.

[johnny green balls]

Why are all the current threads started by this guy? JGB, are you an attention seeker? why do you insist on bumping all JGB threads? are you trying to make the new jets chant...J.G.B. BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!? What do you think?

ya hoochie.

don't think it has mass appeal but it does have a nice ring to it when your wife calls it out.

[johnny green balls]

There will be a chat room session with a world renowned Fart expert this afternoon.

the sandman??

[SouthernJet]

don't think it has mass appeal but it does have a nice ring to it when your wife calls it out.

You need to say 'when youre partner calls it out' in Mdrago4's case.

[Garb]

Oh, give it up already, JGB. You will never be as popular as me.

[johnny green balls]

Oh, give it up already, JGB. You will never be as popular as me.

hate to fill you in garbie but the only way i could be less popular than you around here is if i farted purple smoke

[SouthernJet]

hate to fill you in garbie but the only way i could be less popular than you around here is if i farted purple smoke

i thought you picked invisble but lethal swamp gas

[johnny green balls]

i thought you picked invisble but lethal swamp gas

am i the only one who thinks the lethal swamp gas is a positive? i'd spend all my time in elevators and i'd take cross country flights once a week just for fun.

[Garb]

hate to fill you in garbie but the only way i could be less popular than you around here is if i farted purple smoke

LOL! Not even then.

From the looks of it, flatulence and it's "by-products," are a source of pride 'round here.

[SouthernJet]

Last month I bought a can of Planters Nuts. When I got home I took off the yellow plastic top to take off the foil seal.. the seal was already lifted a bit,,ugh,, i returned them

[SouthernJet]

am i the only one who thinks the lethal swamp gas is a positive? i'd spend all my time in elevators and i'd take cross country flights once a week just for fun.

i picked the invisible gas,,only way to go,, have to get a little levity out of bad meat from night before

[joebabyny]

i picked the invisible gas,,only way to go,, have to get a little levity out of bad meat from night before

I am wondering, would that gas change color depending on what you ate, or would it always be the same color? And would it be the same color for everyone?

[drago]

You need to say 'when youre partner calls it out' in Mdrago4's case.

clever dog

[johnny green balls]

I am wondering, would that gas change color depending on what you ate, or would it always be the same color? And would it be the same color for everyone?

a deep, dark purple haze

[johnny green balls]

holy crap this is too good, the first person to use the word turd on JN in reference to a player was a woman and not just any woman but our own GGG!

As Jets defensive tackle Jason Ferguson prepares to hit the open market, the thinking is that there will be plenty of demand for the eight-year veteran and former seventh-round draft pick.

But there's a concern in some circles that, once Ferguson gets paid, he'll puff up and turd out with his new team, growing fat off of his signing bonus and the two-year-or-so security it provides.

"Once he gets the coin he will slack off," said a league source. "That's his M.O."

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1987&postcount=1

you got no one to blame but yourselves ladies!!!

[Smizzy]

Yes....it's her fault every other word,post,thread out of you 2 is "Turd" .

[SouthernJet]

Yes....it's her fault every other word,post,thread out of you 2 is "Turd" .

shut up turd

[Smizzy]

shut up turd

It's ok...your guys have a TURD fascination,we get it.

Fecal freaks.

[SouthernJet]

It's ok...your guys have a TURD fascination,we get it.

Fecal freaks.

Well we decided it was either fecal freaks or crew cuts,,

[johnny green balls]

Yes....it's her fault every other word,post,thread out of you 2 is "Turd" .

technically, it's every third turd, i mean wurd.

shut up turd

see?

[SouthernJet]

Does a person have to continually offend you. Does one offense get you turd status? Can one , but major offense, aka OJ, get you turd fame? Do you have to legally be charged to get the turd moniker?

Does just bad play from a nice guy player get you the turd label?

[johnny green balls]

definitely a sliding scale. if the act is terrible enough, a one time transgrsssion can get your the moniker. if it's minor stuff, barfight, shoplifting, you probably need to show that you didn't learn from your mistake and you keep messing up before you get splashed with turd. one thing is for certain though-- while it may be hard to become a turd, once you have the stink on you it's pretty hard to wash out.

[SouthernJet]

[nj meadowlands]

definitely a sliding scale. if the act is terrible enough, a one time transgrsssion can get your the moniker. if it's minor stuff, barfight, shoplifting, you probably need to show that you didn't learn from your mistake and you keep messing up before you get splashed with turd. one thing is for certain though-- while it may be hard to become a turd, once you have the stink on you it's pretty hard to wash out.

Question:

Do farts have lumps?

[johnny green balls]

Question:

Do farts have lumps?

Answer:

Only if you ate raisins recently.

[johnny green balls]

[johnny green balls]

how long until Chief Many Farts get his man?

[johnny green balls]

update: my toilet has finally recovered from SJ's visit. it look more yeast than a brewery uses in a year but the ferguson is finally back accepting solid donations.

[Smizzy]

Let's keep all poop humor in here,thanks.

[johnny green balls]

this new thread will be more massive and more mighty than all the small turds that combined to form this uncloggable force. let's make this the most popular thread on JN-- turds are almost as much of our heritage as homo jokes! let's send a message that we won't be silenced!

[joebabyny]

Yes....it's her fault every other word,post,thread out of you 2 is "Turd" .

well someone had to provide the inspiration, i guess nobody thought it would be gg, lol.

[joebabyny]

Question:

Do farts have lumps?

no, farts are pure gas. If it contains a fine mist or lumps, then it is a shart.

[johnny green balls]

no, farts are pure gas. If it contains a fine mist or lumps, then it is a shart.

WARNING: sharts can and will damage the porcelin coating on the inside of your john if you had grape nuts for breakfast.