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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
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WARNING: sharts can and will damage the porcelin coating on the inside of your john if you had grape nuts for breakfast.

that is a grapenut sandblast.

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TURD CONTINGENT DEMANDS

As a loud, vocal and loyal contingent of the JN family. The Turd Contingent makes these demands upon management.

(1) The Turd Thread is granted is soverignity and management will not enforce its rules or will upon those who post there nor will they censor items in the Turd Thread.

(2) any discussion of items entering or leaving the rectum, anus, alimentary canal, bunghole, starfish, ass, butt, poop chute, dookie hole, brown town, crap canal or hershey highway comes under the jurisdiction of the official Turd thread.

(3) any argument in the turd thread between members of the Turd Contingent is to be resolved by our own law: Shiarreah Law.

(4) We also demand the opening of a "Shat Room" for real time chatting of Turd Contingent Members.

(5) We also retain all of these same right pertaining to Farts, while not turds by definition, we believe there is ample evidence that farts and turds are natural allies.

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........(5) We also retain all of these same right pertaining to Farts, while not turds by definition, we believe there is ample evidence that farts and turds are natural allies.

Farts are just a turd's warning shot. I agree in annexing fart-talk to the turd thread.

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TURD THREAD GOES BIG TIME

June 14, 2007

In a press release today, The Turd Thread announced that it will be insistuting a counterpart to the "Post of the Week." Every other week or so, the Turd Thread will announce the "Turds of the Week" nominated as "TOTW" by other Jet Nation posters. TOTW nominations should be reserved for those trully stinky posts that exemplify horrendous posting. Each winner will have the dudious honor of using Boss Turd himself in their signature. Sh!tty luck everyone!

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TURD THREAD GOES BIG TIME

June 14, 2007

In a press release today, The Turd Thread announced that it will be insistuting a counterpart to the "Post of the Week." Every other week or so, the Turd Thread will announce the "Turds of the Week" nominated as "TOTW" by other Jet Nation posters. TOTW nominations should be reserved for those trully stinky posts that exemplify horrendous posting. Each winner will have the dudious honor of using Boss Turd himself in their signature. Sh!tty luck everyone!

:rl: POTW NOM or TOTW NOM i'm not sure ,but johnny is on a Sh1t streak .

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In true JN spirit I present the first JetNation Homo/Turd combo joke:

Q: What's the difference between a Gay JN Mod and a refrigerator?

A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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:rl: POTW NOM or TOTW NOM i'm not sure ,but johnny is on a Sh1t streak .

best part is there is no schedule for the TOTW, one day you're posting and suddenly another TOTW installment unexpectedly appears like a shart stain in your boxers.

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In true JN spirit I present the first JetNation Homo/Turd combo joke:

Q: What's the difference between a Gay JN Mod and a refrigerator?

A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

POTW & TOTW nom.

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Where's the value in this excessive and tiresome sh!t humor thread that it can possibly go on for 3+ pages? Is there that much crap to spew that you can't help yourselves? Apparently yes.

Is this place that hard up for good posts that anything in this thread gets POTW? "Someone said turd, let's POTW it! That's the funniest sh!t I've ever seen! Wait, let's POTW that too!!"

To some here, behaving ungentlemanly is due to women wanting bad boys. That makes no sense. I've known many men both gentlemen and so-called bad boys, some both. Being arrogant and vile and talking about the length of their crap was never part of being a bad boy.

A five year old would even know when to say when. I'm kind of embarrassed for you guys.

3..2..1... attack me... knock yourselves out.

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Thank you, Mrs. T.

Porn, homophobia and anal discharge. JN has hit the trifecta!

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Well we decided it was either fecal freaks or crew cuts,,

Wouldn't a crew cut help intensify the redness of your neck?

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My son is 5 yrs old....and even he doesn't think poop is funny.

meh, give him a few years.

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Thank you, Mrs. T.

Porn, homophobia and anal discharge. JN has hit the trifecta!

figures the poster riding around on the horse is talking about trifectas. I guess you are right, but I suspect with the nuts that post on this board, this was an odds on favorite trifecta so the payout will be very low. lol

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Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

And i thought upper management was getting all in an uproar over this thread? Maxxx says game on!! hahaha

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Where's the value in this excessive and tiresome sh!t humor thread that it can possibly go on for 3+ pages? Is there that much crap to spew that you can't help yourselves? Apparently yes.

Is this place that hard up for good posts that anything in this thread gets POTW? "Someone said turd, let's POTW it! That's the funniest sh!t I've ever seen! Wait, let's POTW that too!!"

To some here, behaving ungentlemanly is due to women wanting bad boys. That makes no sense. I've known many men both gentlemen and so-called bad boys, some both. Being arrogant and vile and talking about the length of their crap was never part of being a bad boy.

A five year old would even know when to say when. I'm kind of embarrassed for you guys.

3..2..1... attack me... knock yourselves out.

did you mean to post this in the puritan thread?

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My son is 5 yrs old....and even he doesn't think poop is funny.

but he thinks homo jokes are funny? ,,

pot/kettle,,you need to clean your whole humor mindset before you pass judgement on others ..

just sayin

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Wouldn't a crew cut help intensify the redness of your neck?

f u,,

just sayin ;)

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Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

TOTW nominee

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but he thinks homo jokes are funny? ,,

pot/kettle,,you need to clean your whole humor mindset before you pass judgement on others ..

just sayin

When did he say his son liked homo jokes?

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When did he say his son liked homo jokes?

well his dad does, but is passing judgemnt on turd jokes,,

man, u might be the slowest thinking poster in message board history..

when u take your head out of the mods arses and really think 1st then i may pay attention to u

yikes,,

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well his dad does, but is passing judgemnt on turd jokes,,

man, u might be the slowest thinking poster in message board history..

when u take your head out of the mods arses and really think 1st then i may pay attention to u

yikes,,

Smizzy said his SON doesn't think "poop" is funny, and for all we know his SON might not think homo jokes are funny... this has nothing to do with what Smizzy does or thinks on a message board his son most likely never sees/reads...

My head isnt up Smizzy's ass... **** that... Poop jokes are hilarious...

He was trying to point out that not even all children find humor is potty jokes... which are usually most popular with kids...

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Smizzy said his SON doesn't think "poop" is funny, and for all we know his SON might not think homo jokes are funny... this has nothing to do with what Smizzy does or thinks on a message board his son most likely never sees/reads...

My head isnt up Smizzy's ass... **** that... Poop jokes are hilarious...

He was trying to point out that not even all children find humor is potty jokes... which are usually most popular with kids...

thanks, captain literal. btw, how's the olive garden lasangne rate?

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Smizzy said his SON doesn't think "poop" is funny, and for all we know his SON might not think homo jokes are funny... this has nothing to do with what Smizzy does or thinks on a message board his son most likely never sees/reads...

My head isnt up Smizzy's ass... **** that... Poop jokes are hilarious...

He was trying to point out that not even all children find humor is potty jokes... which are usually most popular with kids...

get lost

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thanks, captain literal. btw, how's the olive garden lasangne rate?

get lost

:lol:

SJ why is it so easy to **** with you? All I have to do is question something you say... regardless of how I actually feel or whether I really give a ****... and you seem to get all pissy... they make pills to help people relax ya know!

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:lol:

SJ why is it so easy to **** with you? All I have to do is question something you say... regardless of how I actually feel or whether I really give a ****... and you seem to get all pissy... they make pills to help people relax ya know!

keep diggin, people who can't see past the literal words of a post are cumbersome to talk to.

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