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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
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    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
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    • garlic mashed potatos
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    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
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    • roast beef
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    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
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Nothing nastier than a fart when you have to take a dump. Air over crap is deadly.

Man, I had a doozy the other night... Earlier in day I had some rice and peas for lunch,,after 1st 2 bites I knew something was bad,,had almost a chemical taste to it,,I threw it out and felt we

So there I was yesterday... driving between 2 work locations and enjoying a bag of beef jerky. Half hour ride. No rest areas. No restaurants nearby. The first few bites tasted delicious. The next

danger zone, what happens if you want to get a drink with friends after work? i bet you end up playing on a lot of unfamiliar courts.

Drinks don't do much to me. I guess I still have a young digestive system.

I don't normally get caught in rough matches on the road.

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Away matches at droppin duece time is risky,,

I have had the usual wet drops on the seat which is disheartening, Couple times even crap smears,,ughhh

But I recently had a occasion where I went into a stall and the lid had what looked like paste stains,,man, that was too much..

I thought I was in JN HQ

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Away matches at droppin duece time is risky,,

I have had the usual wet drops on the seat which is disheartening, Couple times even crap smears,,ughhh

But I recently had a occasion where I went into a stall and the lid had what looked like paste stains,,man, that was too much..

I thought I was in JN HQ

ugggh that is the worse. the key w/the crap paste stains is to pressure wash the bowl first with a nice stand up pee.

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agreed. the thread title is geographically discriminatory.

and GreenBeans and JetHeelz may be offended by the title,,

we know JN doesnt want to offend anyone

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and GreenBeans and JetHeelz may be offended by the title,,

we know JN doesnt want to offend anyone

You have made 894 Limo is fat \ twinkie jokes. Yes not offending people is our # 1 priority. Gotcha.

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mods-- can we please have the thread title changed to "The Turd Thread" no need for the official title and the colloqial designation to be different. everyone calls it the turd thread anyway and i haven't lived in NC in years.

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You have made 894 Limo is fat \ twinkie jokes. Yes not offending people is our # 1 priority. Gotcha.

Yikes,, old stuff,,and when were those????

how many months ago??? :shutit:

I think I have been doing what was asked,, I apologize for the turd threads :confused: ,, I assumed they were OK based on anal warts and sheep humping comments by Mods ;)

I didnt realize turds were worse than anal lacerations :confused:

;) ;) ;) ;)

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Yikes,, old stuff,,and when were those????

how many months ago??? :shutit:

I think I have been doing what was asked,, I apologize for the turd threads :confused: ,, I assumed they were OK based on anal warts and sheep humping comments by Mods ;)

I didnt realize turds were worse than anal lacerations :confused:

;) ;) ;) ;)

i guess you're allowed to get your ass lacerated just make sure you don't do it when you have to take a dump. :confused:

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it's 2am and i just got the boot. here's what i ate today at firm's golf tournament, which do you think was the culprit?

what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

1. six pack coors light

2. crab cakes w/zesty sauce

3. garlic mashed potatos

4. turkey wrap w/tons of mayo

5. roast beef

6. leftover meatballs and ravioli

7. it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake

8. why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?

i think crab cakes, they had a type of zesty sauce on them.

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i'm going out of town next thurs for my little brother's bachelor party-- it'll be before then but part of a good turd is it being unexpected :)

alk's last post must be in contention

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i'm going out of town next thurs for my little brother's bachelor party-- it'll be before then but part of a good turd is it being unexpected :)

I'm gonna have to disagree sir.... the WORST turds are the unexpected, bowl sprinters. The best ones are the ones you think about for about a good hour or two, and are able to carefully select your reading material etc. etc.

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