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The Great Jets QB Search - Mafia - SCUM AND SK JOINT VICTORY!!!!


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Welcome to the off season. Same as it ever was. The Jets need a QB. Desperately.

A meeting is called in the big conference room at One Jets Drive. You all enter the room. A lot of new faces all brought together for one purpose – to find a QB that does not suck donkey nuts.

You mingle. Shake hands. Share backgrounds. Tell war stories. But something just feels off. Some of those present don’t really seem committed to the task… almost as if they are there to sabotage the whole effort and ensure the Jets continue to blow chunks for another decade. No matter, you brush it off as nerves and settle into one of the chairs for the meeting.

Slides flash on the screen as everyone starts spitting out thoughts about the various QB options. You glance around, everyone seems to be participating but you just… can’t… shake the feeling that not everyone’s motives are pure.

Then you see something on the floor… a crumpled up note… you stealthy scoop it off the floor without anyone noticing. You unfold it and see the familiar red and blue shield in the top corner – the NFL crest. The note is short and simple, just one line in the center of the page – “Stop the Jets from getting a decent QB.” There are no names on the note. Someone here is not what they appear to be… the League (Scum) has planted one or more moles into the meeting to stop the Jets (Town) from succeeding in their QB quest…

 

Players

1. Crushlove - Joe Namath (Town Hard-Partying Cop) - effed to death

2. JF80 - Roger Goodell (League Framer) beaten to death with a sock full of loose change

3. Hal - Serial Killer CO-WINNER

4. JiF - Robert Saleh (Jets Cheerleader) - silenced forever with a bag full of marbles.

5. Arsis Replaced by Hallia - JAG (Jets VT) shot in the face for being ordinary

6. drums - Joe Douglas (Jets Watcher) dozed off and never woke up (N1)

7. nyn - modkill for Uber douchery

8. bum knee - Derek Carr (League Victory) CO-WINNER

9. beav - Dr. Butcher (Jets Team Doctor) was beaten the death with a Darrelle Revis bust (D2)

10. peen - Miles Austin (Jets Roleblocker) killed by bad luck

11. ape - Aaron Rodgers (Jets Double Voter) killed by COVID vaccine overdose

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D1 Result: No lynch

N1 Result: drums killed.

D2 Result: beav lynched.

N2 Result: ape / peen killed.

N3 Result: 80 lynched.

D3 Result: Nothing.

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5 hours ago, jgb said:

 

 

Players

1. Crushlove

2. JF80

3. Hal

4. JiF

5. Arsis

6. drums

7. nyn

8. bum knee 

9. beav

10. peen

11. ape


My best guesses on who everyone is:

@The Crusher:  Jared Lorenzen  


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Nah Jk Crusher’s @GATA be Joe Douglas

 

Nfl Draft Football GIF by New York Jets

 

@Hal N of Provo:  Zach (duh)

@JiF:  Lamar Jackson or Jameis Winston

@Arsis:  Belichick’s son

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Or maybe Derek Carr (cuz weirdo) 
 

@Drums:  Hmm maybe Nathaniel Hackett?
 

@Nynaeve:  Ryan Tannehill….as a chick

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@BUM-KNEE:  Aaron Rodgers (left Mafia for a bit - went into the darkness - then came back)

 

@Beaver:   Packers GM Brian Gutekunst (blocking the Jets progress to getting Rodgers….like a dam)

 

@Greenseed4:  Deshaun Watson (because Peen)

 

@Integrity28:   Gardner Minshew 

 

No one in this game other than JiF is handsome enough to be Jimmy G.  Maybe if we had @HessStation playing?

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1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:


If @jgb made you Zach Wilson this game I’ll laugh for a while.  

PAFO!!

17 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:


My best guesses on who everyone is:

@The Crusher:  Jared Lorenzen  


image.thumb.jpeg.4e1455d71e8526833dae6953d8136e58.jpeg


Nah Jk Crusher’s @GATA be Joe Douglas

 

Nfl Draft Football GIF by New York Jets

 

@Hal N of Provo:  Zach (duh)

@JiF:  Lamar Jackson or Jameis Winston

@Arsis:  Belichick’s son

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Or maybe Derek Carr (cuz weirdo) 
 

@Drums:  Hmm maybe Nathaniel Hackett?
 

@Nynaeve:  Ryan Tannehill….as a chick

image.thumb.png.22b096e02a1957ff93b7623ac50785d0.png

 

@BUM-KNEE:  Aaron Rodgers (left Mafia for a bit - went into the darkness - then came back)

 

@Beaver:   Packers GM Brian Gutekunst (blocking the Jets progress to getting Rodgers….like a dam)

 

@Greenseed4:  Deshaun Watson (because Peen)

 

@Integrity28:   Gardner Minshew 

 

No one in this game other than JiF is handsome enough to be Jimmy G.  Maybe if we had @HessStation playing?

That moment when real realize you may have failed to fully capitalize on the premise…

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1 hour ago, jgb said:

PAFO!!

That moment when real realize you may have failed to fully capitalize on the premise…

You needed me as co-mod almost as much as you needed me to play.  

If only this could have ended up a 20-player game.  If only.  Imagine the possibilities!

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