jgb Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Welcome to the off season. Same as it ever was. The Jets need a QB. Desperately. A meeting is called in the big conference room at One Jets Drive. You all enter the room. A lot of new faces all brought together for one purpose – to find a QB that does not suck donkey nuts. You mingle. Shake hands. Share backgrounds. Tell war stories. But something just feels off. Some of those present don’t really seem committed to the task… almost as if they are there to sabotage the whole effort and ensure the Jets continue to blow chunks for another decade. No matter, you brush it off as nerves and settle into one of the chairs for the meeting. Slides flash on the screen as everyone starts spitting out thoughts about the various QB options. You glance around, everyone seems to be participating but you just… can’t… shake the feeling that not everyone’s motives are pure. Then you see something on the floor… a crumpled up note… you stealthy scoop it off the floor without anyone noticing. You unfold it and see the familiar red and blue shield in the top corner – the NFL crest. The note is short and simple, just one line in the center of the page – “Stop the Jets from getting a decent QB.” There are no names on the note. Someone here is not what they appear to be… the League (Scum) has planted one or more moles into the meeting to stop the Jets (Town) from succeeding in their QB quest… Players 1. Crushlove - Joe Namath (Town Hard-Partying Cop) - effed to death 2. JF80 - Roger Goodell (League Framer) beaten to death with a sock full of loose change 3. Hal - Serial Killer CO-WINNER 4. JiF - Robert Saleh (Jets Cheerleader) - silenced forever with a bag full of marbles. 5. Arsis Replaced by Hallia - JAG (Jets VT) shot in the face for being ordinary 6. drums - Joe Douglas (Jets Watcher) dozed off and never woke up (N1) 7. nyn - modkill for Uber douchery 8. bum knee - Derek Carr (League Victory) CO-WINNER 9. beav - Dr. Butcher (Jets Team Doctor) was beaten the death with a Darrelle Revis bust (D2) 10. peen - Miles Austin (Jets Roleblocker) killed by bad luck 11. ape - Aaron Rodgers (Jets Double Voter) killed by COVID vaccine overdose ===== D1 Result: No lynch N1 Result: drums killed. D2 Result: beav lynched. N2 Result: ape / peen killed. N3 Result: 80 lynched. D3 Result: Nothing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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