The Great Jets QB Search - Mafia - SCUM AND SK JOINT VICTORY!!!!

[jgb]

Welcome to the off season. Same as it ever was. The Jets need a QB. Desperately.

A meeting is called in the big conference room at One Jets Drive. You all enter the room. A lot of new faces all brought together for one purpose – to find a QB that does not suck donkey nuts.

You mingle. Shake hands. Share backgrounds. Tell war stories. But something just feels off. Some of those present don’t really seem committed to the task… almost as if they are there to sabotage the whole effort and ensure the Jets continue to blow chunks for another decade. No matter, you brush it off as nerves and settle into one of the chairs for the meeting.

Slides flash on the screen as everyone starts spitting out thoughts about the various QB options. You glance around, everyone seems to be participating but you just… can’t… shake the feeling that not everyone’s motives are pure.

Then you see something on the floor… a crumpled up note… you stealthy scoop it off the floor without anyone noticing. You unfold it and see the familiar red and blue shield in the top corner – the NFL crest. The note is short and simple, just one line in the center of the page – “Stop the Jets from getting a decent QB.” There are no names on the note. Someone here is not what they appear to be… the League (Scum) has planted one or more moles into the meeting to stop the Jets (Town) from succeeding in their QB quest…

 

Players

1. Crushlove - Joe Namath (Town Hard-Partying Cop) - effed to death

2. JF80 - Roger Goodell (League Framer) beaten to death with a sock full of loose change

3. Hal - Serial Killer CO-WINNER

4. JiF - Robert Saleh (Jets Cheerleader) - silenced forever with a bag full of marbles.

5. Arsis Replaced by Hallia - JAG (Jets VT) shot in the face for being ordinary

6. drums - Joe Douglas (Jets Watcher) dozed off and never woke up (N1)

7. nyn - modkill for Uber douchery

8. bum knee - Derek Carr (League Victory) CO-WINNER

9. beav - Dr. Butcher (Jets Team Doctor) was beaten the death with a Darrelle Revis bust (D2)

10. peen - Miles Austin (Jets Roleblocker) killed by bad luck

11. ape - Aaron Rodgers (Jets Double Voter) killed by COVID vaccine overdose

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D1 Result: No lynch

N1 Result: drums killed.

D2 Result: beav lynched.

N2 Result: ape / peen killed.

N3 Result: 80 lynched.

D3 Result: Nothing.

[jgb]

It is now D1.

[jgb]

@The Crusher please pin

[The Crusher]

38 minutes ago, jgb said:

@The Crusher please pin

That’s what she said 

[jgb]

Oh and highest vote getter gets lynched if no majority reached starting D2.

[Drums]

[BUM-KNEE]

Madness!

 

[jgb]

5 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

Madness!

 

Why thank you!

[Greenseed4]

I’d like to point out that I only pound the table for good QBs.

[Greenseed4]

Not to “game the mod” or anything…. But the premise of this game is off. 

The Jets seem equally adept at stopping decent QB play as any scum mole. 

[BUM-KNEE]

9 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Not to “game the mod” or anything…. But the premise of this game is off. 

The Jets seem equally adept at stopping decent QB play as any scum mole. 

Sad but true.....

[Jetsfan80]

F**k yeah this is gonna be fun.

 

Vote @Verbal

[Maxman]

3 hours ago, jgb said:

@The Crusher please pin

Crushed I went ahead and gave you access to some of the controls in this forum. I miss you being a mod, figured it would help out for the game. 

[Greenseed4]

12 minutes ago, Maxman said:

Crushed I went ahead and gave you access to some of the controls in this forum. I miss you being a mod, figured it would help out for the game. 

You’re…. spying on us? 
 

Vote Max 

[Greenseed4]

What’s the over/under on D1 posts before someone does a complete role reveal?

[Arsis]

Vote ape

 

If he isn't playing vote nyn

[Hal N of Provo]

29 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

What’s the over/under on D1 posts before someone does a complete role reveal?

 

22 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Vote ape

 

If he isn't playing vote nyn

No need to Vote ape if peen is right.   That would cause Ape to keel over in real life.  
 

 

 

 

 

7 pages. 

[Jetsfan80]

57 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said:

 

No need to Vote ape if peen is right.   That would cause Ape to keel over in real life.  
 

 

 

 

 

7 pages. 

If @jgb made you Zach Wilson this game I’ll laugh for a while.  

[Jetsfan80]

5 hours ago, jgb said:

 

 

Players

1. Crushlove

2. JF80

3. Hal

4. JiF

5. Arsis

6. drums

7. nyn

8. bum knee 

9. beav

10. peen

11. ape

My best guesses on who everyone is:

@The Crusher:  Jared Lorenzen  

Nah Jk Crusher’s @GATA be Joe Douglas

 

 

@Hal N of Provo:  Zach (duh)

@JiF:  Lamar Jackson or Jameis Winston

@Arsis:  Belichick’s son

Or maybe Derek Carr (cuz weirdo) 
 

@Drums:  Hmm maybe Nathaniel Hackett?
 

@Nynaeve:  Ryan Tannehill….as a chick

 

@BUM-KNEE:  Aaron Rodgers (left Mafia for a bit - went into the darkness - then came back)

 

@Beaver:   Packers GM Brian Gutekunst (blocking the Jets progress to getting Rodgers….like a dam)

 

@Greenseed4:  Deshaun Watson (because Peen)

 

@Integrity28:   Gardner Minshew 

 

No one in this game other than JiF is handsome enough to be Jimmy G.  Maybe if we had @HessStation playing?

[jgb]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

If @jgb made you Zach Wilson this game I’ll laugh for a while.  

PAFO!!

17 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

My best guesses on who everyone is:

@The Crusher:  Jared Lorenzen  

Nah Jk Crusher’s @GATA be Joe Douglas

 

 

@Hal N of Provo:  Zach (duh)

@JiF:  Lamar Jackson or Jameis Winston

@Arsis:  Belichick’s son

Or maybe Derek Carr (cuz weirdo) 
 

@Drums:  Hmm maybe Nathaniel Hackett?
 

@Nynaeve:  Ryan Tannehill….as a chick

 

@BUM-KNEE:  Aaron Rodgers (left Mafia for a bit - went into the darkness - then came back)

 

@Beaver:   Packers GM Brian Gutekunst (blocking the Jets progress to getting Rodgers….like a dam)

 

@Greenseed4:  Deshaun Watson (because Peen)

 

@Integrity28:   Gardner Minshew 

 

No one in this game other than JiF is handsome enough to be Jimmy G.  Maybe if we had @HessStation playing?

That moment when real realize you may have failed to fully capitalize on the premise…

[jgb]

Day 1 Vote Count

Ape (1) - Arsis

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

[Jetsfan80]

1 hour ago, jgb said:

PAFO!!

That moment when real realize you may have failed to fully capitalize on the premise…

You needed me as co-mod almost as much as you needed me to play.  

If only this could have ended up a 20-player game.  If only.  Imagine the possibilities!

[Jetsfan80]

Vote Nyn

Preemptive strike against Nyn aka She-Tannehill.  Or Tannegirl?  I’ll think that one over….
 

[jgb]

Day 1 Vote Count

Ape (1) - Arsis

Nyn (1) - 80

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

[JiFtheOracle]

have intercourse, invest money!

[The Crusher]

8 hours ago, Maxman said:

Crushed I went ahead and gave you access to some of the controls in this forum. I miss you being a mod, figured it would help out for the game. 

Appreciate that. I’ll you hit you up later for the tutorial. Shirtless. 

[Hal N of Provo]

56 minutes ago, JiF said:

have intercourse, invest money!

Intercourse!  Yeah!  Invest? Like in Jeeps and scooters and stuff?  Yeah!!! 

[Beaver]

Morning sh*tbags.

 

Lets get this out of the way

 

Vote @Pac

 

 

[The Crusher]

5 hours ago, jgb said:

PAFO!!

That moment when real realize you may have failed to fully capitalize on the premise…

@Jetsfan80 You would be BigBen but all alone in the bathroom stall. 

[The Crusher]

vote Arsis 

 

[jgb]

Day 1 Vote Count

Ape (1) - Arsis

Nyn (1) - 80

Arsis (1) - Crush

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

[Jetsfan80]

1 hour ago, JiF said:

have intercourse, invest money!

 

4 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said:

Intercourse!  Yeah!  Invest? Like in Jeeps and scooters and stuff?  Yeah!!! 

 

[Arsis]

4 hours ago, The Crusher said:

vote Arsis 

 

Why?

[The Crusher]

55 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Why?

 

[Jetsfan80]

27 minutes ago, The Crusher said: