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1 hour ago, jgb said:

-nodding off during games

-threatening to break heckler Kevin like a pretzel

-drunken mouth vomit that Rodgers is coming here

-drinking White Claw (gross) at a pool party 

I personally find the last point most troubling.

Seriously.  You cant be a fat bald bearded football man drinking wine spritzers. 

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6 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said:

Some of you hating on White Claw probably wore MegaDeth shirts to school trying to hide the fact that you liked The Bangles.

White Claw is tasty, especially in a pool setting.  And it’s ok to like the Bangles, fellas.  You be you.

 

3 minutes ago, Matt39 said:

Seltzers are fine in a pool/beach setting. High Noons are mostly good

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2 hours ago, jgb said:

-nodding off during games

-threatening to break heckler Kevin like a pretzel

-drunken mouth vomit that Rodgers is coming here

-drinking White Claw (gross) at a pool party 

I personally find the last point most troubling.

Really???

I obviously have been mistaking you for reputable poster (unless you're kidding or trolling). The guy's not allowed to have a life? 

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3 minutes ago, Jet Blast said:

Really???

I obviously have been mistaking you for reputable poster (unless you're kidding or trolling). The guy's not allowed to have a life? 

Yes really totally serious obviously white claw is a bad sign 

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1 hour ago, JiF said:

Seriously.  You cant be a fat bald bearded football man drinking wine spritzers. 

The only time it’s acceptable to do so is when the wife has taken the kids back up to the beach house for a bath while you “finish this drink then bring all the stuff back up” and it’s literally the only thing left in the cooler.

Sidenote — digging a trench with your foot, looking up and down the beach, and relieving yourself into said trench without getting up from your chair is also only acceptable in this same circumstance.

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28 minutes ago, Kleckineau said:

Grown ups drink whiskey. American Canadian Scotch Irish all good.

All that other sh!t is a waste of time and just leads to people leaving cans all over and peeing in innapropriate places like they are still in high school.

And Woody Johnson is Sargent Shriver who, when running as the VP nominee of the 1972 Democratic ticket, made a campaign stop in a steel workers’ bar in Youngstown, OH. When asked what he wanted by the bartender in front of the regulars who had all just ordered beers, boilermakers, etc., he replied: “Make mine a Courvoisier!”

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