EM31 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 6 hours ago, Smashmouth said: LOL he said @Warfish Optimist LOL, I know. A strange world indeed but rumor has it that the fish is predicting sunny skies for this year. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnie Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) I second , third and fourth nominate @Sarge4Tide ... But he probably savors being the silent authority of the board. Sent from my Pixel 7 using Tapatalk Edited September 1, 2023 by Dunnie 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, jetstream23 said: We need to give this to someone who will take it WAY too seriously. Like obsessing over it. Someone who might even quit their job, divorce their spouse, send the kids to grandma’s for 5 months because this job, being the Captain of JN for 2023, isn’t like flipping burgers at McDonald’s part-time 24 hours per week. This is like being an airline pilot where you are always in the air, flying 24 hours per day from now until February. Your plane lands in Las Vegas at the Super Bowl. Only then….do you get a bathroom break. I want THAT guy/gal! @Larz right now… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/31/2023 at 4:23 PM, hmhertz said: Not if Chubb keeps slipping on his QB's cum On 8/31/2023 at 6:41 PM, The Crusher said: We have our Jetnation captain folks!! It's over, folks. @T0mShane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: It's over, folks. @T0mShane I just can’t wait to see who we will run off the board by blaming them for any letdown to come 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post T0mShane Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 20 hours ago, jgb said: I just can’t wait to see who we will run off the board by blaming them for any letdown to come What shocks me is that every year people ask to be the JN Captain despite the fact that the sitting JN Captain, every year, loses their sh*t and threatens to firebomb the whole place by week six 1 2 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 Just now, T0mShane said: What shocks me is that every year people ask to be the JN Captain despite the JN Captain, every year, losing their sh*t and threatening to firebomb the whole place by week six 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, T0mShane said: What shocks me is that every year people ask to be the JN Captain despite the JN Captain, every year, losing their sh*t and threatening to firebomb the whole place by week six Tradition alive and well. A-Rod loves NY. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, T0mShane said: What shocks me is that every year people ask to be the JN Captain despite the JN Captain, every year, losing their sh*t and threatening to firebomb the whole place by week six That has more to do with being yelled at for putting the incorrect number of asterisks on the game thread than anything else though. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: That has more to do with being yelled at for putting the incorrect number of asterisks on the game thread than anything else though. We should just name SAR captain in absentia and save us the trouble of breaking another human being 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Just now, jgb said: We should just name SAR captain in absentia and save us the trouble of breaking another human being ChatGPT. @Barry McCockinner @GATA 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, jgb said: We should just name SAR captain in absentia and save us the trouble of breaking another human being 4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: ChatGPT. @Barry McCockinner @GATA Prompt: Write a nihilistic gameday post about the upcoming Jets Bills game Response: In the vast, indifferent universe, as stars explode and black holes devour, here on this insignificant rock, two groups of grown men will collide over a leather ball in an event deemed as the "Jets vs. Bills game". Amid the cosmic dance of galaxies, for a fleeting moment that's barely a blip in the timeline of existence, fans will cheer, boo, and invest their emotions as if the outcome holds some profound meaning. Sure, each tackle, pass, and touchdown might temporarily distract us from the cosmic void, from the existential realization that everything, in the end, is inconsequential. But does it really matter who wins or loses when we're all just stardust swirling in the void of time and space? Gather around your screens, dear humans, drown your existential dread in beer and nachos, and pretend for a few hours that this spectacle has some grander purpose. Maybe, for a moment, the crushing weight of existence will feel a bit lighter as you immerse yourself in the triviality of the Jets and Bills. In the grand scheme of the universe, it's all meaningless. But hey, at least there's halftime entertainment. Enjoy the game. @Barry McCockinner 1 4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said: Prompt: Write a nihilistic gameday post about the upcoming Jets Bills game Response: In the vast, indifferent universe, as stars explode and black holes devour, here on this insignificant rock, two groups of grown men will collide over a leather ball in an event deemed as the "Jets vs. Bills game". Amid the cosmic dance of galaxies, for a fleeting moment that's barely a blip in the timeline of existence, fans will cheer, boo, and invest their emotions as if the outcome holds some profound meaning. Sure, each tackle, pass, and touchdown might temporarily distract us from the cosmic void, from the existential realization that everything, in the end, is inconsequential. But does it really matter who wins or loses when we're all just stardust swirling in the void of time and space? Gather around your screens, dear humans, drown your existential dread in beer and nachos, and pretend for a few hours that this spectacle has some grander purpose. Maybe, for a moment, the crushing weight of existence will feel a bit lighter as you immerse yourself in the triviality of the Jets and Bills. In the grand scheme of the universe, it's all meaningless. But hey, at least there's halftime entertainment. Enjoy the game. @Barry McCockinner @Hackenberg - Banned 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 10:12 PM, The Crusher said: Poll 1- The easiest to reach, Pill 2- Blue Cheese, ranch is for heathens Someone ban this fool 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post T0mShane Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: That has more to do with being yelled at for putting the incorrect number of asterisks on the game thread than anything else though. JN Captain Life: 6:37 a.m. Game Day Wake up, pick up phone, swipe past important late night texts from your possibly jailed children and/or siblings, panicked work emails from your boss entitled “CONFIDENTIAL: RE: LAYOFFS,” flood watch alerts, multiple critical identity theft notifications from your bank, push notification from your FitBit saying your heart stopped beating three different times as you slept. Notice that wife is missing. Remember that you divorced your wife in 2016 after she implied drafting Christian Hackenberg was fine because he was “a cutie.” You remember checking the box next to “Irreconcilable Differences” and smirking. Maccagnan. Swipe through phone until you get to the JN window. See that you have 47 notifications. See that 42 of them are mentions from the same seven depraved freaks flipping out over you starting the Game Thread at 12:03 a.m, and that you had an asymmetrical number of asterisks in the title. See that the other five notifications are vengeance-thumbdowns from Jet Nut because on Wednesday you accidentally liked a post referring to Zach Wilson as “mid.” Get out of bed. Find yourself, hours later, standing in your bathrobe in your driveway with a Glock 19 in one hand and a gas can in the other. You were going to make French Toast for yourself, but something happened and you can’t remember what it was. Your neighbor has called the police. Kickoff is in one hour and seventeen minutes. Though your phone is on the ground in front of you and gasoline has warped the resolution, you are aware of another 72 notifications because you counted the chimes. A young police officer approaches you, hand extended, imploring you to drop the pistol. More chimes. You feel the cold of the taser’s prongs entering your chest. Your body seizes from the wattage. The gun goes off, a fire starts at your feet. You collapse involuntarily, flames climbing your bathrobe. Your phone melts and chimes. Kickoff is in 36 minutes. You remember what it was that took you away from the French Toast making as the fire department blasts your body with sodium bicarbonate. Gonna miss the start of the game. Kelly had responded to one of your posts with a gif of a winking Tony Danza and you couldn’t figure out what it meant in relation to your post. You were cracking eggs, cutting challah bread. 4 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: What shocks me is that every year people ask to be the JN Captain despite the JN Captain, every year, losing their sh*t and threatening to firebomb the whole place by week six Not naming names but I was legit, not kidding around, blamed for a loss 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 So is this a real thing or another long running board gag that I can’t remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 2 hours ago, HawkeyeJet said: So is this a real thing or another long running board gag that I can’t remember? Sure is. Fireman Ed has nothing on El capitan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 5 hours ago, T0mShane said: JN Captain Life: 6:37 a.m. Game Day Wake up, pick up phone, swipe past important late night texts from your possibly jailed children and/or siblings, panicked work emails from your boss entitled “CONFIDENTIAL: RE: LAYOFFS,” flood watch alerts, multiple critical identity theft notifications from your bank, push notification from your FitBit saying your heart stopped beating three different times as you slept. Notice that wife is missing. Remember that you divorced your wife in 2016 after she implied drafting Christian Hackenberg was fine because he was “a cutie.” You remember checking the box next to “Irreconcilable Differences” and smirking. Maccagnan. Swipe through phone until you get to the JN window. See that you have 47 notifications. See that 42 of them are mentions from the same seven depraved freaks flipping out over you starting the Game Thread at 12:03 a.m, and that you had an asymmetrical number of asterisks in the title. See that the other five notifications are vengeance-thumbdowns from Jet Nut because on Wednesday you accidentally liked a post referring to Zach Wilson as “mid.” Get out of bed. Find yourself, hours later, standing in your bathrobe in your driveway with a Glock 19 in one hand and a gas can in the other. You were going to make French Toast for yourself, but something happened and you can’t remember what it was. Your neighbor has called the police. Kickoff is in one hour and seventeen minutes. Though your phone is on the ground in front of you and gasoline has warped the resolution, you are aware of another 72 notifications because you counted the chimes. A young police officer approaches you, hand extended, imploring you to drop the pistol. More chimes. You feel the cold of the taser’s prongs entering your chest. Your body seizes from the wattage. The gun goes off, a fire starts at your feet. You collapse involuntarily, flames climbing your bathrobe. Your phone melts and chimes. Kickoff is in 36 minutes. You remember what it was that took you away from the French Toast making as the fire department blasts your body with sodium bicarbonate. Gonna miss the start of the game. Kelly had responded to one of your posts with a gif of a winking Tony Danza and you couldn’t figure out what it meant in relation to your post. You were cracking eggs, cutting challah bread. I love you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/31/2023 at 12:46 PM, JiF said: I'm basically a prophet but unfit to be Captain, so dont worry, it's not me. ..i do think imperfection is underrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: That has more to do with being yelled at for putting the incorrect number of asterisks on the game thread than anything else though. Thats why ~~~real men~~~ use these. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBJ Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 9 hours ago, T0mShane said: JN Captain Life: 6:37 a.m. Game Day Wake up, pick up phone, swipe past important late night texts from your possibly jailed children and/or siblings, panicked work emails from your boss entitled “CONFIDENTIAL: RE: LAYOFFS,” flood watch alerts, multiple critical identity theft notifications from your bank, push notification from your FitBit saying your heart stopped beating three different times as you slept. Notice that wife is missing. Remember that you divorced your wife in 2016 after she implied drafting Christian Hackenberg was fine because he was “a cutie.” You remember checking the box next to “Irreconcilable Differences” and smirking. Maccagnan. Swipe through phone until you get to the JN window. See that you have 47 notifications. See that 42 of them are mentions from the same seven depraved freaks flipping out over you starting the Game Thread at 12:03 a.m, and that you had an asymmetrical number of asterisks in the title. See that the other five notifications are vengeance-thumbdowns from Jet Nut because on Wednesday you accidentally liked a post referring to Zach Wilson as “mid.” Get out of bed. Find yourself, hours later, standing in your bathrobe in your driveway with a Glock 19 in one hand and a gas can in the other. You were going to make French Toast for yourself, but something happened and you can’t remember what it was. Your neighbor has called the police. Kickoff is in one hour and seventeen minutes. Though your phone is on the ground in front of you and gasoline has warped the resolution, you are aware of another 72 notifications because you counted the chimes. A young police officer approaches you, hand extended, imploring you to drop the pistol. More chimes. You feel the cold of the taser’s prongs entering your chest. Your body seizes from the wattage. The gun goes off, a fire starts at your feet. You collapse involuntarily, flames climbing your bathrobe. Your phone melts and chimes. Kickoff is in 36 minutes. You remember what it was that took you away from the French Toast making as the fire department blasts your body with sodium bicarbonate. Gonna miss the start of the game. Kelly had responded to one of your posts with a gif of a winking Tony Danza and you couldn’t figure out what it meant in relation to your post. You were cracking eggs, cutting challah bread. The Falcon? Kobe24Jets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 hours ago, T0mShane said: JN Captain Life: 6:37 a.m. Game Day Wake up, pick up phone, swipe past important late night texts from your possibly jailed children and/or siblings, panicked work emails from your boss entitled “CONFIDENTIAL: RE: LAYOFFS,” flood watch alerts, multiple critical identity theft notifications from your bank, push notification from your FitBit saying your heart stopped beating three different times as you slept. Notice that wife is missing. Remember that you divorced your wife in 2016 after she implied drafting Christian Hackenberg was fine because he was “a cutie.” You remember checking the box next to “Irreconcilable Differences” and smirking. Maccagnan. Swipe through phone until you get to the JN window. See that you have 47 notifications. See that 42 of them are mentions from the same seven depraved freaks flipping out over you starting the Game Thread at 12:03 a.m, and that you had an asymmetrical number of asterisks in the title. See that the other five notifications are vengeance-thumbdowns from Jet Nut because on Wednesday you accidentally liked a post referring to Zach Wilson as “mid.” Get out of bed. Find yourself, hours later, standing in your bathrobe in your driveway with a Glock 19 in one hand and a gas can in the other. You were going to make French Toast for yourself, but something happened and you can’t remember what it was. Your neighbor has called the police. Kickoff is in one hour and seventeen minutes. Though your phone is on the ground in front of you and gasoline has warped the resolution, you are aware of another 72 notifications because you counted the chimes. A young police officer approaches you, hand extended, imploring you to drop the pistol. More chimes. You feel the cold of the taser’s prongs entering your chest. Your body seizes from the wattage. The gun goes off, a fire starts at your feet. You collapse involuntarily, flames climbing your bathrobe. Your phone melts and chimes. Kickoff is in 36 minutes. You remember what it was that took you away from the French Toast making as the fire department blasts your body with sodium bicarbonate. Gonna miss the start of the game. Kelly had responded to one of your posts with a gif of a winking Tony Danza and you couldn’t figure out what it meant in relation to your post. You were cracking eggs, cutting challah bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 hours ago, T0mShane said: What shocks me is that every year people ask to be the JN Captain despite the JN Captain, every year, losing their sh*t and threatening to firebomb the whole place by week six 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 hours ago, T0mShane said: JN Captain Life: 6:37 a.m. Game Day Wake up, pick up phone, swipe past important late night texts from your possibly jailed children and/or siblings, panicked work emails from your boss entitled “CONFIDENTIAL: RE: LAYOFFS,” flood watch alerts, multiple critical identity theft notifications from your bank, push notification from your FitBit saying your heart stopped beating three different times as you slept. Notice that wife is missing. Remember that you divorced your wife in 2016 after she implied drafting Christian Hackenberg was fine because he was “a cutie.” You remember checking the box next to “Irreconcilable Differences” and smirking. Maccagnan. Swipe through phone until you get to the JN window. See that you have 47 notifications. See that 42 of them are mentions from the same seven depraved freaks flipping out over you starting the Game Thread at 12:03 a.m, and that you had an asymmetrical number of asterisks in the title. See that the other five notifications are vengeance-thumbdowns from Jet Nut because on Wednesday you accidentally liked a post referring to Zach Wilson as “mid.” Get out of bed. Find yourself, hours later, standing in your bathrobe in your driveway with a Glock 19 in one hand and a gas can in the other. You were going to make French Toast for yourself, but something happened and you can’t remember what it was. Your neighbor has called the police. Kickoff is in one hour and seventeen minutes. Though your phone is on the ground in front of you and gasoline has warped the resolution, you are aware of another 72 notifications because you counted the chimes. A young police officer approaches you, hand extended, imploring you to drop the pistol. More chimes. You feel the cold of the taser’s prongs entering your chest. Your body seizes from the wattage. The gun goes off, a fire starts at your feet. You collapse involuntarily, flames climbing your bathrobe. Your phone melts and chimes. Kickoff is in 36 minutes. You remember what it was that took you away from the French Toast making as the fire department blasts your body with sodium bicarbonate. Gonna miss the start of the game. Kelly had responded to one of your posts with a gif of a winking Tony Danza and you couldn’t figure out what it meant in relation to your post. You were cracking eggs, cutting challah bread. You should start a blog and write articles like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Larz said: Not naming names but I was legit, not kidding around, blamed for a loss 😂 You've gotta be kidding me. Please find the thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 38 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: You've gotta be kidding me. Please find the thread! I’m sure someone was busting chops and selective-literalism did the rest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 I don't remember any season where there has been this much optimism about our prospects. This includes back to back years after we went to the AFC championship game. If things go south it will clearly be the result of JN management making the wrong selection to this important post. Loose the Kraken! No pressure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 7:16 PM, pointman said: kev or boycott. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/31/2023 at 4:35 AM, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: How about HACKENBURG ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 19 hours ago, Dunnie said: I second , third and fourth nominate @Sarge4Tide ... But he probably savors being the silent authority of the board. Sent from my Pixel 7 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/31/2023 at 2:27 AM, Jet_Engine1 said: ..this guy might 🙄 - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtomm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/31/2023 at 8:54 AM, playtowinthegame said: He reminds me of @SAR I. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BP Posted September 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2023 This has actually never worked. I still don’t get the infatuation with this. @T0mShane should be castrated for starting this obsession. The start of this has created the worst Jets football in history. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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