Popular Post T0mShane Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 MANY strong contenders this year, but we in The Committee felt like this season called for a uniquely passionate, strong, and principled long-time poster. The team has Super Bowl aspirations and we needed someone who could vigilantly eliminate distraction, root out negativity, and, most importantly, eradicate the disease. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your 2023 JetNation Captain, @Joe W. Namath 7 3 2 2 10 2 4 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PS17 Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 What have you done Committee?! What have you done??? 1 2 1 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 What a simp choice but the meltdown percentage is GREATER THAN 100%!!!!! 4 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PS17 Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 Congrats @Joe W. Namath You're one of a kind, and you bring a lot of entertainment to this board with your takes. I hope we truly eradicate The Disease™️ here in 2023 behind your leadership. 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBJ Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, jgb said: What a simp choice but the meltdown percentage is GREATER THAN 100%!!!!! I think he picked the guy he most wants to blame for pandemic 2. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, TBJ said: I think he picked the guy he most wants to blame for pandemic 2. T0m chooses based on creating an existential crisis in the person he believes the most vulnerable. People take it as a honor, but the subtext is that T0m believes, "You will explode in a shower of sparks and shrapnel to the merriment of all." 1 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prodigal Syndicate Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 This choice guarantees some entertainment at least. And not in the fidelio becoming a broken man during last season kind of way. 1 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TBJ Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 Just now, jgb said: T0m chooses based on creating an existential crisis in the person he believes the most vulnerable Like a virus chooses it's host. T🦠mShane 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Creepy Lurker Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 This is great. I got a custom shirt made based on his antics and can proudly display it at the JetNation group orgy 9/24. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 Captain @Joe W. Namath's first official act -- the only acceptable probabilities henceforth are 0% or 100%. So it is decreed and so it shall be. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TBJ Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Creepy Lurker said: This is great. I got a custom shirt made based on his antics and can proudly display it at the JetNation group orgy 9/24. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Creepy Lurker said: This is great. I got a custom shirt made based on his antics and can proudly display it at the JetNation group orgy 9/24. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rldev Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 A fine choice indeed! Congrats Joe Willie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Just now, rldev said: A fine choice indeed! Congrats Joe Willie. It's like congratulating the guy chosen to climb into the dunk tank 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Let’s go! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GangGreened Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 It’s 100% an ACL tear for ZW. There is less than 0% chance the Jets sign Dalvin Cook. Its a game of percentages. 1 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jetsrule128 Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 I was robbed 1 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 48 minutes ago, GangGreened said: It’s 100% an ACL tear for ZW. There is less than 0% chance the Jets sign Dalvin Cook. Its a game of percentages. There is 100% chance that we have to carry Joe away in a bucket after this season 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rldev Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, jgb said: It's like congratulating the guy chosen to climb into the dunk tank Some people love the dunk tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 13 minutes ago, jgb said: Captain @Joe W. Namath's first official act -- the only acceptable probabilities henceforth are 0% or 100%. So it is decreed and so it shall be. *Also, less than zero 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 13 minutes ago, jetsrule128 said: I was robbed We all were 11 minutes ago, rldev said: Some people love the dunk tank. Yeah well some people get off on acupuncture pins in their nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 T0m has always chosen a resolutely saccharine sunshiner. Jets have always sucked. To wit, T0m's fault if Jets suck again this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 Thank you T0mShane, thank you. 1 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 16 minutes ago, slimjasi said: *Also, less than zero Accepting an "honor" from T0M is like accepting candy from a guy in a bathrobe driving a windowless van past the playground 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 8:50 PM, Jets0712 said: If you want positivity how about Joe W. Namath? On 8/30/2023 at 8:51 PM, Jetsfan80 said: Less than 0 % chance he ends up Captain How appropriate that I got this one so, so wrong while using @Joe W. Namath’s line! 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Prodigal Syndicate said: This choice guarantees some entertainment at least. And not in the fidelio becoming a broken man during last season kind of way. On the bright side, Joe might be too far lost to even experience the twinge of introspection necessarily to lead to his soul desiccating into a hard, Fidelioian lump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jgb Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: How appropriate that I got this one so, so wrong while using @Joe W. Namath’s line! EY is about to get a new patient for the psychiatry journals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xtina Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Stay the course! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reasonable Jets Fan Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 44 minutes ago, jgb said: Captain @Joe W. Namath's first official act -- the only acceptable probabilities henceforth are 0% or 100%. So it is decreed and so it shall be. Wouldn’t be less than zero and greater than 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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