Flag Plants: Give me 1 bold prediction about this year's team

[Darnold Schwarzenegger]

3 minutes ago, bitonti said:

I know how this movie ends bro 

I’m a jets fan too. Of course there’s a very real possibility that we fall flat on our face like we always do. 

But this is the best team the jets have put on the field in a long time. would you disagree?

Nothing wrong with having a little optimism 

[JKlecko]

For the first time in a long time, maybe ever, the Jets sweep NE, Buffalo, and Miami and finish the regular season with a 15-2 record, and are a juggernaut in the playoffs, and beat the Eagles for the first time ever in the SB.

[JKlecko]

@Integrity28: Lazard 80-900-10/X and Browlee combine for 60 catches and 600 yards/Garrett sets multiple Jets WR records/Our RB room combined for 150+ receptions./Q unseats Aaron Donald as the top IDL in football. 

Something is missing here. Lazard can't have 80 receptions for 900 yard and 10 TD and then combine with Brownlee for 69 catches and 600 yards.

Edit:  NM It was confusing the way it was posted vy the OP.

Edited September 6, 2023 by JKlecko

[addage]

The Jets will win the Super Bowl and a majority of Jets Nation fans will complain.

[JKlecko]

The negativity of some posters and the constant Zach hatred in every thread is ridiculous and beyond pathetic.

[JKlecko]

8 hours ago, Trotter said:

Randall Cobb 5 redzone Td's

Aaron Rodgers 2 rushing td's - one against Denver and one against NE

Mecole Hardman plays a significant role in the ride - similiar to Derrick Gaffney for you old timers

I'd love to see that happen, but if it is, he'd better learn how to hold onto/catch the football first.

[JKlecko]

5 hours ago, UntouchableCrew said:

Well we start to run out of bold things once the thread reaches two pages.

Has anyone predicted Breece Hall for comeback player of the year? I'll take that.

I'd love to see that, but don't see how anyone is going to unseat Damar Hamlin.  He already has that award wrapped up.

[Wit]

I say we have two of three of defensive player of the year, offensive player of the year and MVP. Not sure whom. Last two are more likely with the bosas and Donald’s lurking.


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[Long Island Leprechaun]

Joe D will be PFWA Executive the the Year. Without a cup of coffee in sight.

[Alka]

Both Breece Hall and Dalvin Cook will each rush for over 1,000 yards this season.

[T0mShane]

The Jets will finish top-5 in rushing attempts this season. Atlanta, Bears, Niners, Eagles, Jets

[Integrity28]

3 hours ago, JKlecko said:

@Integrity28: Lazard 80-900-10/X and Browlee combine for 60 catches and 600 yards/Garrett sets multiple Jets WR records/Our RB room combined for 150+ receptions./Q unseats Aaron Donald as the top IDL in football. 

Something is missing here. Lazard can't have 80 receptions for 900 yard and 10 TD and then combine with Brownlee for 69 catches and 600 yards.

Edit:  NM It was confusing the way it was posted vy the OP.

No, it wasn't.

[RutgersJetFan]

I'll bite. Based on this summer I think Jermaine Johnson makes second team All Pro

[Origen]

Jets will have 5 All-Pro players

[Waka Flocka Flacco]

Is double digit losses taken?

[TuscanyTile2]

The Jets will start the season 0-0-2.

[ACourseinMiracles]

Mekhi gets a hand off at the goal line and punches one in refrigerator Perry style.

[JetsRule369]

Izzy rushes for over 1000 yards and 6tds!

[jgb]

38 minutes ago, ACourseinMiracles said:

Mekhi gets a hand off at the goal line and punches one in refrigerator Perry style.

Then insists he should be paid like Josh Allen 

[JKlecko]

2 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

No, it wasn't.

It was confusing to me.  If you had used normal sentence structure instead of a slash, and used the players name instead of "X" it would have been clear.  That must be you and your family in the truck.

[Integrity28]

7 hours ago, JKlecko said:

It was confusing to me.  If you had used normal sentence structure instead of a slash, and used the players name instead of "X" it would have been clear.  That must be you and your family in the truck.

Yeah, that’s the joke.

[FidelioJet]

Jets will lead the league is passes thrown at or behind the LOS.

[rangerous]

I was going to say hall and cook each getting 1000 but it was taken.  Most of the other obvious ones are. How about 2 special team returns for tds.

[Fidelio Bitonti]

On 9/6/2023 at 12:08 PM, The Crusher said:

WORD!

 

- @Fidelio Bitonti

More predictions:

my imposter breaks down and shoves a huge bowl of penne ala vodka down his piehole and gets the squirts. This triggers advanced mental illness

bam margera drinks himself to death. Jets hire his rotting corpse to play qb. He wins the job from old man aaron

 

[The Crusher]

9 hours ago, Fidelio Bitonti said:

More predictions:

my imposter breaks down and shoves a huge bowl of penne ala vodka down his piehole and gets the squirts. This triggers advanced mental illness

bam margera drinks himself to death. Jets hire his rotting corpse to play qb. He wins the job from old man aaron

 

LOL

[Ron Rico]

Becton makes the pro-bowl.

[Awesumtenor]

The Jets go 6-0 in the division.

[Ghost]

Jermaine Johnson gets 14+ sacks. 

[TuscanyTile2]

On 9/6/2023 at 5:43 PM, T0mShane said:

The Jets will finish top-5 in rushing attempts this season. Atlanta, Bears, Niners, Eagles, Jets

I think this is one of the safer bets of the predictions.  We're modeled after the 49ers.

[TuscanyTile2]

On 9/6/2023 at 1:30 PM, MR.GANGGREEN28 said:

Jets lead the NFL with 8-9 pro bowlers

I hope this isn't code for "we'll have an 8-9 record"

[TuscanyTile2]

Jets win the Super Bowl over the Eagles in our first ever win over that franchise.

_{Then I wake up}

[TuscanyTile2]

On 9/6/2023 at 8:56 AM, Joe W. Namath said:

Ulbrich, one of the best young defensive minds in the league, will be a head coach in 2024.

If Hard Knocks showed one thing it's that Ulbrich curses like a sailor.

[TuscanyTile2]

The Jets will get more roughing the passer calls (against the opponent) than we did last year.

[Death2NE]

The Jets will finish 13-4 , tied with the bengals for best record in the afc … and since 3 out of our 4 losses will be against the nfc east cowboys (after a demolition of Buffalo week 1) , the eagles (because it’s the way of the world) and the giants (because we can’t get EVERYTHING we want in a season without some aggravation ) the jets will be the 1 seed in AFC winning the tiebreaker only to eventually lose at home to those same Bengals in the AFC champ game because Joe Burrow is just too damn cool and until him and Mahomes retire nobody else in this conference will win another championship .

And to be honest , I’d sign up for it right now because I just can’t watch another postseason with this team long gone already , last season was the first time in a decade the jets were interesting past Columbus Day Or whatever the hell our sensitive citizens call it now , you get the point


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[GKnight83]

We end up talking more about Abanikanda than Hall or Cook.