JetsBlow99 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I was gonna get a pie, but I was out of ice cream. So I went to buy ice cream for my apple pie, but then I forgot my wallet, which I needed to pay for the ice cream for my pie, in the car. I was gonna unlock the car to get my wallet, but my keys were in there too, so there was no way I was gonna get my wallet to but the ice cream to eat with my pie. Because my keys were in the car, I was going to use a coat hanger to try and jimmy the lock. I didn't have one, so I went to the dry cleaners beside the store that had the ice cream, for which I needed money to buy, but couldn''t because my wallet was sitting beside my keyes in my car. So I walked in, and asked for a coat hanger, but they didn't let me have one, so I said "I was gonna get a pie, but I was out of ice cream. So I went to buy ice cream for my apple pie, but then I forgot my wallet, which I needed to pay for the ice cream for my pie, in the car. I was gonna unlock the car to get my wallet, but my keys were in there too, so there was no way I was gonna get my wallet to but the ice cream to eat with my pie. Because my keys were in the car, I was going to use a coat hanger to try and jimmy the lock. I didn't have one, so I went to the dry cleaners beside the store that had the ice cream, for which I needed money to buy, but couldn''t because my wallet was sitting beside my keyes in my car." They didn't believe me, so I tried to convince me, they still didn't believe me. Now I am eating pie, without ice cream, without my wallet, and I am out of breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang. I was hungerin' for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep out of my eye. Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day. Scratched myself a bit. Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex. Closest thing I could find to apple pie. Lingerin' taste of toothpaste Made the milk go down a bit funny. But you know, them chex they do satisfy. (Primus, Groundhog's Day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I had a bad day again She said I would not understand She left a note that said I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I had a bad day again She said I would not understand She left a note that said I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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