Verde Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter... "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter... "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." I have to admit, I am going to use that one. I will call it my own. Verde is pretty funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 while I prefer cheating on spouse jokes as a rule, that was pretty good verde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 while I prefer cheating on spouse jokes as a rule, that was pretty good verde The only jokes that make me laugh consistently involve lesbians and dead alligators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 The only jokes that make me laugh consistently involve lesbians and dead alligators. and Limo Drivers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 That was good V! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 How to tell the sex of a fly? If its d!ck is bigger than Max's, it's a male fly. If its smaller than Max's, its a pathetic fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 If its d!ck is bigger than Max's, it's a male fly. If its smaller than Max's, its a pathetic fly. Dude I told you I would give you your money back. Let it go already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Dude I told you I would give you your money back. Let it go already. Just don't force me to provide pictures to the rest of the group! (It's a long story as to how I obtained said photographs, let's just say that Max, Smizzy, a bottle of Everclear, and a donkey were all involved.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Just don't force me to provide pictures to the rest of the group! (It's a long story as to how I obtained said photographs, let's just say that Max, Smizzy, a bottle of Everclear, and a donkey were all involved.) Dude I like what you did with that joke. But I want to provide a little feedback. In the future when making, "Max and Smizzy" jokes work a chocolate eclair in there somewhere. Always a crowd favrorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 If you make Max & Smizzy jokes please put me first...Smizzy & Maxman sounds much better. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Verde I told my wife & son that joke at the dinner table last night. mrs willy; thats funny, where did you hear that one willy : I got it from the jetsboard mrs willy: honey, don't you think it's time to get some real friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Verde I told my wife & son that joke at the dinner table last night. mrs willy; thats funny, where did you hear that one willy : I got it from the jetsboard mrs willy: honey, don't you think it's time to get some real friends? We are not "thejetsboard". We are "JetsNation". Thank You. And Mrs. Willy is right you do need to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Verde I told my wife & son that joke at the dinner table last night. mrs willy; thats funny, where did you hear that one willy : I got it from the jetsboard mrs willy: honey, don't you think it's time to get some real friends? You need to get that one in check. I would have slapped the fork out of her hand and sent her to the garage to clean out my tool box for a comment like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 You need to get that one in check. I would have slapped the fork out of her hand and sent her to the garage to clean out my tool box for a comment like that. thanks for your support smizzy. it went back & forth for quite a while & I think I won the argument......... the therapist I agreed to go to will let me know for sure on tues 10am if I won or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 thanks for your support smizzy. it went back & forth for quite a while & I think I won the argument......... the therapist I agreed to go to will let me know for sure on tues 10am if I won or not LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 :) thanks smizzy ma man.ya know what smizzy & max does haave a better ring to it have a great weekend guys....... I gotta fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 have a great weekend guys....... I gotta fly AHAHA!!! You're killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 Verde I told my wife & son that joke at the dinner table last night. mrs willy; thats funny, where did you hear that one willy : I got it from the jetsboard mrs willy: honey, don't you think it's time to get some real friends? Geez, your wife is a wet blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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