Brenjetsfan Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Just remember one thing sweetie: MAN invented fire!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 OMG brenda that was so funny!!! It is so true!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 OMG brenda that was so funny!!! It is so true!!!!! but she forgot to say, tanktop is mandatory for woman,, french maid outfit will suffice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#90 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 One key omission: You left out servicing the man after the meal. Now, that's the way it should be:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 One key omission: You left out servicing the man after the meal. Now, that's the way it should be:) put Mo's haircut in place of your eyebrows and Brenda might comply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 One key omission: You left out servicing the man after the meal. Now, that's the way it should be:) Not after bro, DURING the meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 ...and the problem with all of this is ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 WHERES the BEEF? My what small weeeenies you have...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#90 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Weenies? You must mean savory trouser trout:) .....Freshly served. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 My wife won't touch the meat. It's my job by default. Oh & there is no difference between the meat and my meat. She doesn't touch either one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... hey, 2 things Bren. 1st, I resemenble that remark an 2nd, its always Bar-B-Que season here in paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 It's BBQ season all year long in South Florida... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 It's BBQ season all year long in South Florida... cool,,I didnt know Cubans were big BBQers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I thought this thread was about Herm coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 cool,,I didnt know Cubans were big BBQers Who you calling Cuban? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Who you calling Cuban? sorry,,i just assumed since you live in florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 sorry,,i just assumed since you live in florida Sorry, since you're Polish, I just assumed you were stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sorry, since you're Polish, I just assumed you were stupid. hahah, i am ukrainian,, very close to polish,,u r good,,u could give Kreskin a run for his money,, so whats the best way to make a Mojita? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 sorry,,i just assumed since you live in florida You're a funny guy. We transplanted NY'ers do feel like Cubans most of the time here though...it's getting to point where you need an interpreter no matter where you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You're a funny guy. We transplanted NY'ers do feel like Cubans most of the time here though...it's getting to point where you need an interpreter no matter where you go. haha,,same here in NC,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 hahah, i am ukrainian,, very close to polish,,u r good,,u could give Kreskin a run for his money,, so whats the best way to make a Mojita? I'll tell you after you tell me how to make Varenyky and Holubtsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I'll tell you after you tell me how to make Varenyky and Holubtsi. hey, u r ukranian,,to know holubtsi,,my favorite,, u use rice or kasha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 hey, u r ukranian,,to know holubtsi,,my favorite,, u use rice or kasha? Actually, I'm German. Where they have good food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Actually, I'm German. Where they have good food. its OK,,a little repetitive,,but its ok,,better than the english at least,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 its OK,,a little repetitive,,but its ok,,better than the english at least,, Dog food is better than English food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Dog food is better than English food. that would be a true statement,, i love german, ukrainian/polish food the best,,, hearty and of the people,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 that would be a true statement,, i love german, ukrainian/polish food the best,,, hearty and of the people,, Too many damn potatoes, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 cool,,I didnt know Cubans were big BBQers'' they are but you gotta slice em' pretty thin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Weenies? You must mean savory trouser trout:) .....Freshly served. ...so are you saying you smell like fish?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#90 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Ok, the fish referrence did not fly. How about tube steak smothered in underwear sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Ok, the fish referrence did not fly. How about tube steak smothered in underwear sauce?.....uhhhhhhhh.......no try again. Thats not enticing. still have that not so fresh appeal..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You're a funny guy. We transplanted NY'ers do feel like Cubans most of the time here though...it's getting to point where you need an interpreter no matter where you go. Speaking English should be the number 1 requirement to become an American citizen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Speaking English should be the number 1 requirement to become an American citizen. I don't know if it should be a requirement... but welcome to America, now speak the f'n language... Both of my parents were born in a foreign country and both spoke fluent English... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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