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For the folks that get stressed to the point of mental, emotional, and physical strain let’s have a thread about ideas of how to spend your Sunday, and avoid watching a team that will simultaneously give you a stroke and  gonorrhea.

Here’s a list of things that are more fun to do than watching this team:

• Be a good father (or mother) spend some quality time with the kiddos

• Be a good husband (or wife) plan a picnic with your significant other

• Rip your toe nails out one by one with pliers

• Perfect your Sunday Gravy (or veggie dip)

• Staple your balls to a kite and watch the wind make a game out of your manhood

• Read a book (or a novella)

• Papercut your d!ck until it looks like the Bengals helmet

• Clean out that garage a make room for the snowblower and shovels 

These are just some initial suggestions of things that I think are more fun than watching this team.

 

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2 hours ago, Adoni Beast said:

For the folks that get stressed to the point of mental, emotional, and physical strain let’s have a thread about ideas of how to spend your Sunday, and avoid watching a team that will simultaneously give you a stroke and  gonorrhea.

Here’s a list of things that are more fun to do than watching this team:

• Be a good father (or mother) spend some quality time with the kiddos

• Be a good husband (or wife) plan a picnic with your significant other

• Rip your toe nails out one by one with pliers

• Perfect your Sunday Gravy (or veggie dip)

• Staple your balls to a kite and watch the wind make a game out of your manhood

• Read a book (or a novella)

• Papercut your d!ck until it looks like the Bengals helmet

• Clean out that garage a make room for the snowblower and shovels 

These are just some initial suggestions of things that I think are more fun than watching this team.

 

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Namath sold his soul and cursed the Jets and it’s entire fanbase. That curse will carry on for the remainder of his life on earth, and our Sundays will be cursed too whether we watch the Jets or not. Don’t watch the Jets for your own enjoyment, do it to protect your loved ones from the pain and suffering we’d inevitably project on to them if we quit watching the Jets. You can’t hide from anguish.

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30 minutes ago, MR.GANGGREEN28 said:

Namath sold his soul and cursed the Jets and it’s entire fanbase. That curse will carry on for the remainder of his life on earth, and our Sundays will be cursed too whether we watch the Jets or not. Don’t watch the Jets for your own enjoyment, do it to protect your loved ones from the pain and suffering we’d inevitably project on to them if we quit watching the Jets. You can’t hide from anguish.

Cheer up and sleep well knowing that in an alternate universe somewhere the Jets have the greatest sports dynasty in history.

I also have a hook for penis in that universe...but can't have it all right?

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