Fred Jetstone Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 If you HAD to drive cross country, in a VW bug, with any poster on Jetnation, who would be your #1 choice and your no-way choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 If you HAD to drive cross country, in a VW bug, with any poster on Jetnation, who would be your #1 choice and your no-way choice? Garb would be my choice. On the other hand ,for someone I couldn't deal with, it would be Barton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Too easy... Brenjetsfan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'd definitely need a designated driver. That would eliminate about 90% of the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Mac Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'd definitely need a designated driver. That would eliminate about 90% of the board. Yeah, but the other 10% don't have their permit yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Yeah, but the other 10% don't have their permit yet. I don't drink & drive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 A female willing to deliver road head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Mac Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I don't drink & drive....That's too bad cause I'd drop you off in Wichita. You vBook steroid abuser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETROCK Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 If you HAD to drive cross country, in a VW bug, with any poster on Jetnation, who would be your #1 choice and your no-way choice? Oh you just want to start some major s*!t with this thread don't you?? I love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 If you HAD to drive cross country, in a VW bug, with any poster on Jetnation, who would be your #1 choice and your no-way choice? My choice would be gg. We'd drive 3,000 miles with no friggn' radio and song lyrics. She would self-destruct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Too easy... Brenjetsfan. Would that be before, or after, she got all her bras back from Lendale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 That's too bad cause I'd drop you off in Wichita. You vBook steroid abuser. Abuse my nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 PART II If you were producing a reality show, with a couple of hidden cameras in VW bug, what two Jetnationers were you put together for a NY to LA drive? How 'bout Smizzy and Maxman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 A female willing to deliver road head. Isnt that illeagal?? Arnt you an officer of the law?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JetFanByMarriage Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 If you HAD to drive cross country, in a VW bug, with any poster on Jetnation, who would be your #1 choice and your no-way choice? who would be your #1 choice - Brenda!!! That would be one fun trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 No doubt it would be Brenda, but I'd have to be single to really enjoy it. The peorson I would not want to go with is Flowtrain, although I don't think he posts here. Mainly because the conversation would be like this: Me: Hey Flow, should we go right or left here? Flow: Well, asw you can see going right is certainly a valid option. It will possibly lead us to where we need to get to, but then again it might take us further away. If we go left, that avenue could possibly have benefits that we might not realize at the moment. Down the road there are consequences and benefits to each decision. Left or right, it might not look like the correct way at first but in the long run it just might be the best option. Me: So, WTF are you saying? Left or Right? Flow: Clearly your conscince can't handle to intellectual nourishment that I have provided. I have wielded my blade of knowledge, but yet you cannot comprehend the subtle slice of information I have bestowed on you. You are a mere peasant to my brain capacity. Me: OK dude whatever the f*ck you say. Flowtrain's JI worshipers: Dude Flow you pwned him man!! Thsat was serious pwnage!! Is anyone possibly more knowledgeable than Flow?!! My god I want to conceive your children through my penis as a sacrifice to your greatness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 No doubt it would be Brenda, but I'd have to be single to really enjoy it. The peorson I would not want to go with is Flowtrain, although I don't think he posts here. Mainly because the conversation would be like this: Me: Hey Flow, should we go right or left here? Flow: Well, asw you can see going right is certainly a valid option. It will possibly lead us to where we need to get to, but then again it might take us further away. If we go left, that avenue could possibly have benefits that we might not realize at the moment. Down the road there are consequences and benefits to each decision. Left or right, it might not look like the correct way at first but in the long run it just might be the best option. Me: So, WTF are you saying? Left or Right? Flow: Clearly your conscince can't handle to intellectual nourishment that I have provided. I have wielded my blade of knowledge, but yet you cannot comprehend the subtle slice of information I have bestowed on you. You are a mere peasant to my brain capacity. Me: OK dude whatever the f*ck you say. Flowtrain's JI worshipers: Dude Flow you pwned him man!! Thsat was serious pwnage!! Is anyone possibly more knowledgeable than Flow?!! My god I want to conceive your children through my penis as a sacrifice to your greatness!! Perfect Boozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Yeah, but the other 10% don't have their permit yet. I don't drink, and I'm 24. Cross country? Probably one of my gals. Why? Cause, I'd want something to look at, and they provide the intellectual part of it too. Who wouldn't I want? Shiiiiiiiit.... we don't have enough room on the board to name everyone. It'd probably be easier just to name everyone I'd go with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Hey Flow, should we go right or left here?" Left and right are human constructs for the abstraction of the idea of control of out destiny....and so on for around 10K worth of words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Hey Flow, should we go right or left here?" Left and right are human constructs for the abstraction of the idea of control of out destiny....and so on for around 10K worth of words. I like people that get to the point -right Bugg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 It would have to be either Max or Smizzy, which ever one would agree to sit on my lap. I would be like "Hey down shift to 4th gear", and then they would, and then I would say "thats not the stick...hehehehe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 No doubt it would be Brenda, but I'd have to be single to really enjoy it. The peorson I would not want to go with is Flowtrain, although I don't think he posts here. Mainly because the conversation would be like this: Me: Hey Flow, should we go right or left here? Flow: Well, asw you can see going right is certainly a valid option. It will possibly lead us to where we need to get to, but then again it might take us further away. If we go left, that avenue could possibly have benefits that we might not realize at the moment. Down the road there are consequences and benefits to each decision. Left or right, it might not look like the correct way at first but in the long run it just might be the best option. Me: So, WTF are you saying? Left or Right? Flow: Clearly your conscince can't handle to intellectual nourishment that I have provided. I have wielded my blade of knowledge, but yet you cannot comprehend the subtle slice of information I have bestowed on you. You are a mere peasant to my brain capacity. Me: OK dude whatever the f*ck you say. Flowtrain's JI worshipers: Dude Flow you pwned him man!! Thsat was serious pwnage!! Is anyone possibly more knowledgeable than Flow?!! My god I want to conceive your children through my penis as a sacrifice to your greatness!! POTW POTFW!! This is really a no brainer, just go ahead and announce it tomorrow Beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Jets28 cause she's a hottie. (Not gonna lie). Oh and for definitely don't want....Jetfan80 One of us would end up dead between his love for the UNCW Seahawks and his thinking that they will one day be National Champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I would choose myself. I would sit my ego in the passenger seat. And the back seat as well. It would be a good trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 It would have to be either Max or Smizzy, which ever one would agree to sit on my lap. I would be like "Hey down shift to 4th gear", and then they would, and then I would say "thats not the stick...hehehehe". You bring homo'ness to a whole new homo level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Actually the correct answer here is the De-Jet-Erates. This way you can ride in the Kingsley!!! Big Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'd bring along Max just to beat up on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 POTW POTFW!! This is really a no brainer, just go ahead and announce it tomorrow Beans. OK greenbeans, do you see this!! That;s right it's a POTW NOM for me!! Just cause you hate Polish people doesn't mean this nomination doesn't exist!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I would choose myself. I would sit my ego in the passenger seat. And the back seat as well. It would be a good trip. Oh, I get it. An ego trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 OK greenbeans, do you see this!! That;s right it's a POTW NOM for me!! Just cause you hate Polish people doesn't mean this nomination doesn't exist!!!!!!! Oh that's right, you're polish aren't you? Greenbeans, could you please disregard my POTFW nomination please? Kay thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 easy one here... happy jack... great taste in music and HE is very funny!! would make me laugh the whole way! i would rather shove splinters underneath my fingernails then to travel with Tx... how much could i listen to.. D-fat in not going to amount to anything.. Bit really blew it on that ome...and i cant believe you have a noodle-arm QB... the sheer repitition on the trip would kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Oh that's right, you're polish aren't you? Greenbeans, could you please disregard my POTFW nomination please? Kay thanks... Noooo!! You don't understand! To be a POTW nom and actually wi nit would mean so much for me. I could die in peace. Please keep the POTWN NOM for me Alk, please!! I have nothing else in this world!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You bring homo'ness to a whole new homo level. Too many gay jokes for one month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Seeing that GG Girl is no longer a poster here and not in the running, I would have to chose GOB/Smizzy/Stormshadow, just because it would be so great, at the end of the trip, to hear them singing the praises of Bollywood, dissing the Red Wings and generally becoming enlightened to the truth. Haha. I can just hear it now. "Give me a B, O, double L, Y, W, double O, D. What does it spell, Bollywoodbollywoodbollywood, hip hip hooray." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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