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I looked at my profile and I joined JN in March of 2005. That blew me away. 

I've come and gone over the years but you always welcome me back. Usually with a mix of sarcasm and "Who is Gainzo?"
 

Can't thank @Maxman enough for letting me join JN and bumping the Wes Welker thread so many times lol.

Happy Holidays and Happy New Year. 2023 sucked in NJ/NY and New England.
 

 

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6 minutes ago, Gainzo said:

Not for me but it's been a long time.

C'mon Jets fans give me crap. I deserve it.

The Patriots suck!!

BP, Sperm, Guns, Thor, etc.? Give me the crap I deserve!

It has to happen organically. The Pats are irrelevant now so there’s less motivation to take a sh*t on your fanbase. You still suck though, obviously. Welcome to being the Jets. You’re even getting the meaningless December wins down pat.

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4 minutes ago, PS17 said:

It has to happen organically. The Pats are irrelevant now so there’s less motivation to take a sh*t on your fanbase. You still suck though, obviously. Welcome to being the Jets. You’re even getting the meaningless December wins down pat.

I get it but I know a lot of posters want to crap on me and my allegiance to the Pats. Bring it on!

I will say the best tailgate party's were at the Meadowlands with Jets fans. 

 

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Just now, Gainzo said:

I get it but I know a lot of posters want to crap on me and my allegiance to the Pats. Bring it on!

I will say the best tailgate party's were at the Meadowlands with Jets fans. 

We're supposed to mock you guys?!  In your terrible season, you still might end up sweeping us head-to-head and there's still a chance we finish the season in last place. 

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16 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

We're supposed to mock you guys?!  In your terrible season, you still might end up sweeping us head-to-head and there's still a chance we finish the season in last place. 

Mock me mate. It's pretty easy.

The Aussie guy that lives in New England that had season tix for the Pats from 1992-2010.

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2 minutes ago, ASH1962 said:

At least NE has a HOF HC. We have d*ck. NE will have a top 3 pick, we are in no man's land again at 10. 

The NY Jets are living in the Groundhog Day syndrome, same sh*t year after year after year and it never changes.

If the Jets owner-GM-coaches were living in it you'd think with that many do-overs they'd get it right.

Phil Connors spent Groundhog Days learning to play the piano, ice sculpt, become fluent in French, and finding the key to getting invited into Andie McDowell's panties.

The Johnson brothers hired yet another first-time defensive HC to coach up a young/rookie QB, throw him out there right away, and still wonder that repeating this same ill-conceived process keeps failing to yield anything other than the same failed results. 

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30 minutes ago, ASH1962 said:

At least NE has a HOF HC. We have d*ck. NE will have a top 3 pick, we are in no man's land again at 10. 

The NY Jets are living in the Groundhog Day syndrome, same sh*t year after year after year and it never changes.

Every time I look at your sig I think it's a partial patten to solve a Rubik's Cube

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16 hours ago, Sperm Edwards said:

If the Jets owner-GM-coaches were living in it you'd think with that many do-overs they'd get it right.

Phil Connors spent Groundhog Days learning to play the piano, ice sculpt, become fluent in French, and finding the key to getting invited into Andie McDowell's panties.

The Johnson brothers hired yet another first-time defensive HC to coach up a young/rookie QB, throw him out there right away, and still wonder that repeating this same ill-conceived process keeps failing to yield anything other than the same failed results. 

We keep hiring Ned Ryerson.

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20 hours ago, Gainzo said:

Not for me but it's been a long time.

C'mon Jets fans give me crap. I deserve it.

The Patriots suck!!

BP, Sperm, Guns, Thor, etc.? Give me the crap I deserve!

I'll give it a whirl:

For some two decades I always saw a link between your affinity for cheating + criminal minds like those of Belichick, Brady, Harrison, and the rest of the lot in Patsland. It's all those generations of genetic breeding: they're your type of people. An apt meeting of the minds between the Ausshole and Masshole:

Now that Belichick is the last man standing, with a QB who can't win despite this behavioral spirit, the Pats are no longer a thing.

:pats:

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1 minute ago, ASH1962 said:

And every time I see your avatar I am reminded how permanently and totally f*cked we all are as Jet fans LOL

I never even notice it myself. I think I made it with microsoft paint in like 2003 or something.

I do remember marveling at the perfectly dopey expression on his face, because I'd been looking for the just-right picture of him. The dunce cap is embarrassingly bad, but in a way that adds something to it (or I tell myself that) to the point I've never seen fit to upgrade the graphics (save a brief window of time when I changed the green to red while he was ruining the Chiefs). 

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On 12/27/2023 at 10:58 AM, Sperm Edwards said:

I'll give it a whirl:

For some two decades I always saw a link between your affinity for cheating + criminal minds like those of Belichick, Brady, Harrison, and the rest of the lot in Patsland. It's all those generations of genetic breeding: they're your type of people. An apt meeting of the minds between the Ausshole and Masshole:

Now that Belichick is the last man standing, with a QB who can't win despite this behavioral spirit, the Pats are no longer a thing.

:pats:

That's the kind of thing I was looking for. Well done mate. 

This line had me laughing: "An apt meeting of the minds between the Ausshole and Masshole" 

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I was thinking about the worst weather game I've ever been to. It was the Jets/Pats in late November 1993.

I would call the old Stadium a sh*thole but it was worse than that. Limited toilets, aluminum benches, beer in wax cups (does anyone remember wax cups?)
 

Either way the Jets were up 6-0 and the Pats were driving. Fumble, Jets recover and win. I had a POS Chevy S-10 back in those days and my seats were wet until Wednesday.

I'm sure there are plenty of more bad weather/bad loss stories.
 

 

 

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On 12/26/2023 at 1:38 PM, PS17 said:

I’ve been on this forum half my life. Wild.
 

I would love to be able to say this someday.  It would mean I would live to be about 106.  Probably still not long enough to see the Jets win.  Or even build a competent OL.

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On 12/27/2023 at 11:49 AM, HighPitch said:

Or was that garbanzo?

Dick kotite is not feeling well. Good lord. Gainzo was the guy soothsayer banned and called him a kangaroo ****er because of his Australian heritage. 
 

Garb was the Gladys kravitz of the board. 

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On 12/26/2023 at 2:58 PM, Gainzo said:

I get it but I know a lot of posters want to crap on me and my allegiance to the Pats. Bring it on!

I will say the best tailgate party's were at the Meadowlands with Jets fans. 

 

2008 opener was epic where Kraft drove by the Kingsley and I gave him the finger.

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29 minutes ago, BP said:

Dick kotite is not feeling well. Good lord. Gainzo was the guy soothsayer banned and called him a kangaroo ****er because of his Australian heritage. 
 

Garb was the Gladys kravitz of the board. 

That clown calling me a Kanga F**ker was hilarious. I dated a woman from Long Island from 2016-2021 and she knew him.

I believe @Maxman had just started JN when the "Soothsayer" banned me.

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