Can’t wait for this year’s player exit interviews..

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

I thought last year’s couldn’t get worse…  this year’s should be fun.

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Zach:  ‘My head will continue to hurt as long as I’m here … I miss my mom.’

Becton:  ‘Wait, I don’t get a bonus for most sacks & penalties?’

Tomlinson:  ‘Cha-ching.’

AVT:  ‘Please don’t exercise my 5th year.’

Garrett:  ‘I demand a trade.  Anywhere … Cleveland, Flacco and Elijah are looking good.’

Breece:  ‘You try running thru a hole the size of Woody’s brain.’

Uzomah:  ‘Come on guys.  We can do it … oh Fukk it.’

Tippmann:  ‘Can I undeclare for last year’s draft?’

Lawson:  ‘SMH .. you could have just cut me and used the money on Offense.’

Sauce:  ‘I quit like 5 weeks ago .. to get ready for my online Madden rematch against Tyreek.’

Mosley:  ‘$17M salary for THIS….?   ok, I’ll see you next year.’

Rodgers:  ‘I’m ready for the vaccine .. does it wipe away my memory of the last 9 months?’

Huff:  ‘Bye.’

Woody:  ‘Progress.’

Saleh:  ‘Hmmm, there is an opening at Route 23 Honda.  “All electric, no brakes” … I like the sound of that’

JD:  ‘YES!!!  We were able to keep our 6th round pick at the trade deadline.  Major win!’

Ulbrich (in a robotic tone):  ‘The left CB plays on the left.  The right CB plays on the right.  The left CB plays on the left.  The right CB plays on the right ..’

[Trotter]

1 hour ago, OtherwiseHappyinLife said:

I thought last year’s couldn’t get worse…  this year’s should be fun.

———————————————————-

Zach:  ‘My head will continue to hurt as long as I’m here … I miss my mom.’

Becton:  ‘Wait, I don’t get a bonus for most sacks & penalties?’

Tomlinson:  ‘Cha-ching.’

AVT:  ‘Please don’t exercise my 5th year.’

Garrett:  ‘I demand a trade.  Anywhere … Cleveland, Flacco and Elijah are looking good.’

Breece:  ‘You try running thru a hole the size of Woody’s brain.’

Uzomah:  ‘Come on guys.  We can do it … oh Fukk it.’

Tippmann:  ‘Can I undeclare for last year’s draft?’

Lawson:  ‘SMH .. you could have just cut me and used the money on Offense.’

Sauce:  ‘I quit like 5 weeks ago .. to get ready for my online Madden rematch against Tyreek.’

Mosley:  ‘$17M salary for THIS….?   ok, I’ll see you next year.’

Rodgers:  ‘I’m ready for the vaccine .. does it wipe away my memory of the last 9 months?’

Huff:  ‘Bye.’

Woody:  ‘Progress.’

Saleh:  ‘Hmmm, there is an opening at Route 23 Honda.  “All electric, no brakes” … I like the sound of that’

JD:  ‘YES!!!  We were able to keep our 6th round pick at the trade deadline.  Major win!’

Ulbrich (in a robotic tone):  ‘The left CB plays on the left.  The right CB plays on the right.  The left CB plays on the left.  The right CB plays on the right ..’

If i may I think you forgot one

Reed:  We are still better than the 85 Bears

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

1 hour ago, Trotter said:

If i may I think you forgot one

Reed:  We are still better than the 85 Bears

lol!  The 85 Bad News Bears …. maybe 

[Jetsfan80]

Forgot one:

 

 

@Barry McCockinner

[Jetsfan80]

Dalvin Cook:  “I’m still a top 20 back”

 

@Pac

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

Sorry .. one more

Thomas Morstead:  Thank you for giving me the opportunity … I mean so many … so so so many opportunities to punt.

 

Any others?