Barton Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Does a bouquet of roses show up on the xray screen at the airport? Will the roses die and turn black if they are in luggage and arent carry on for a 2hr flight? How much do you tip a bellman at a hotel to deliver flowers to another room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Awww...little Eric is in love. Next question, is this some sort of joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Awww...little Eric is in love. Next question, is this some sort of joke? No, I seriously need answers to these questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I was in love once. Hey Barton, is this a serious question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Does a bouquet of roses show up on the xray screen at the airport? Will the roses die and turn black if they are in luggage and arent carry on for a 2hr flight? How much do you tip a bellman at a hotel to deliver flowers to another room? Why don't you dump all these questions and just buy the damn bouquet when you get to your destination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Why don't you dump all these questions and just buy the damn bouquet when you get to your destination? I thought of that. But remember I'm going on a plane to a place I have never been before, I dont know if there are flower shops near by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Why don't you dump all these questions and just buy the damn bouquet when you get to your destination? Good point JetFanFl Why Barton pack flowers in a suitcase- get them fresh at the place you are traveling to-ask concierge services at the hotel to recommend a place to get them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I thought of that. But remember I'm going on a plane to a place I have never been before, I dont know if there are flower shops near by. If you're flying into an airport and not the desert, I'm sure they'll have a flower shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 "I got no game, it's just some bitches understand my story." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Does a bouquet of roses show up on the xray screen at the airport? Yes. Homeland Security takes flower smuggling super serious. Will the roses die and turn black if they are in luggage and arent carry on for a 2hr flight? Yes. In fairness though, you would die if you were transported like that as well. How much do you tip a bellman at a hotel to deliver flowers to another room? $10 would probably be the correct amount. Here is the thing though. Why are you flying to another city to see a girl if: 1. She apparently has no idea you are coming there 2. You can't afford flowers once you get there Stalking man. The Feds take it seriously. Consider yourself warned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 So who are you meeting off of MySpace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 No No you slimey dilldos, its a class field trip, she's in my class. I prob wont have the time to order flowers and pick them up because we're not allowed to go anywhere without the whole group, unless the hotel can pick them up for me and deliver them to her room....thats a good idea, I might try that if the flowers die in the suitcase. I'll let you guys know how it goes next week, I wont be on here for the next 5 days or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 No No you slimey dilldos, its a class field trip, she's in my class. I prob wont have the time to order flowers and pick them up because we're not allowed to go anywhere without the whole group, unless the hotel can pick them up for me and deliver them to her room....thats a good idea, I might try that if the flowers die in the suitcase. I'll let you guys know how it goes next week, I wont be on here for the next 5 days or so. You better nail her or else I don't want to see your face around here. Us HSers need to stick to the code. Find Um **** Um Forget Um:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Find Um **** Um Forget Um:p Which step involves taking them to a Broadway play and crying with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Which step involves taking them to a Broadway play and crying with them? Now it's on. Just you wait Maxy boy. You thought the Buffalo nose incident was bad? Just wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 No No you slimey dilldos, its a class field trip, she's in my class. I prob wont have the time to order flowers and pick them up because we're not allowed to go anywhere without the whole group, unless the hotel can pick them up for me and deliver them to her room....thats a good idea, I might try that if the flowers die in the suitcase. I'll let you guys know how it goes next week, I wont be on here for the next 5 days or so. Bring condoms in case the flower thing goes over in a big way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Bring condoms in case the flower thing goes over in a big way. Condoms? Barton, do the pull out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Condoms? Barton, do the pull out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oh comeon it's not that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oh comeon it's not that hard. This guy begs to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oh comeon it's not that hard. I'm not saying it is, but one slip up or being a second too late can cause a lot of grief that a 17 year old doesn't really need (nobody needs it for that matter) especially when you are just looking for a little recreational entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 1-800-Flowers No matter where you are you can get flowers. Call in the am and they will be delivered that day. Call the day before and tell them when you want them delivered and where, and you can enter that plane chuckling to yourself as when that girl arrives you are providing the best welcoming surprise. Case solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oh comeon it's not that hard. Well, when you're with a female it's definately a problem. With a dude I imagine there is a little leeway as to when you pull out. I'm sure Max could explain that a little more though if you have any questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oh yeah not to mention that herpes, the clap, gonhorreah or AIDS don't really give a s**t how fast you pull out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Barton, The only thing you have to remember are these 3 things: -Flowers -Scented Candles -Barry White. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 No No you slimey dilldos, Slimey dilldos... I like it EB. Dilldonis's is a fair synonymic phrase. Why don't you bag the flowers on the plane thing and Google search a flower shop within the proximity of the hotel. Call them ahead of time, pick them up and tip the bag boob a sawbuck to drop them at her room. You'll be laying pipe by the 10:00 news. Good luck and bring some skins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 If you're flying into an airport and not the desert, I'm sure they'll have a flower shop. Unless he's EB Cooper.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 You wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 and where is this CLASS TRIP taking place? I have to a photo shoot for my JPEG haus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Times have changed- when I went on class trips we took a bus to see Statue oF Liberty and Museum of Natural History. These kids today fly away for their class trips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Times have changed- when I went on class trips we took a bus to see Statue oF Liberty and Museum of Natural History. These kids today fly away for their class trips? Not here. We did that too back in like Middle School. The only classes that fly away for trips are the Spanish / French classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I went to the zoo on a bus. Although the biggest trip was Washington DC...8th grade NOW that was FUN;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I went to the zoo on a bus. Although the biggest trip was Washington DC...8th grade NOW that was FUN;) We flew to DC for a band trip. I gave a homeless guy a dollar. I'm so generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I can tell you from experience that a quality Zippo lighter shows up on airport security. So much for a quick and easy way to light cigars. Thank you TSA-keeping America safe from burning Macanudos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I went to the zoo on a bus. Although the biggest trip was Washington DC...8th grade NOW that was FUN;) We went to DC in 8th grade too. Very fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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