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Song #1:

"Dammit" - Blink 182

It's alright to tell me what you think about me

I won't try to argue or hold it against you

I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons

The season is calling and your pictures are falling down

The steps that I retrace the sad look on your face

The timing and structure did you hear he ****ed her?

A day late a buck short I'm writing the report

On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

And see's through the master plan

But everybody's gone

And I've been here for too long

To face this on my own

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview

You'll show up and walk byon the arm of that guy

And I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend it's okay

The charade it won't last when he's gone I won't come back

And it'll happen once again

You'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

And see's through the master plan

But everybody's gone

And you've been there for too long

To face this on your own

Well I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up

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Song #2:

"What's My Age Again?" - Blink 182

I took her out it was a Friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out and she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husband's in jail

This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when your 23

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when your 23

And you still act like you're in Freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

(What's my age again?)

That's about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me?

I never want to act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

HEY! There's my asian friend!!!

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Song #4:

"**** A Dog" - Blink 182

I

Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass

He Wants to **** a dog in the ass

I wanna **** a dog

That's right kids

I

tried to **** your mom in the ass

tried to **** your dad in the ass

could only find the dog

and his ass

We

Wanna **** a dog in the ass

We wanna **** a dog in the ass

We wanna **** a dog

I

Tried to **** a ****in' pirate in the ass

Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur

Tried to **** a ****in' pirate

But I found the dog

Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.

(He's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna **** a dog in the ass

We wanna **** a dog in the ass

Wanna **** a ****in' dog

**** you!

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Song #5:

"I Miss You" - Blink 182

Hello there

The angel from my nightmare

The shadow in the background of the morgue

The unsuspecting victim

Of darkness in the valley

We can live like Jack and Sally

If we want

Where you can always find me

And we'll have halloween on christmas

And in the night we'll wish this never ends

We'll wish this never ends

I miss you

I miss you

Where are you?

And I'm so sorry

I cannot sleep

I cannot dream tonight

I need somebody and always

This sick, strange darkness

Comes creeping on so haunting every time

And as I stared I counted

The webs from all the spiders

Catching things and eating their insides

Like indecision to call you

And hear your voice of treason

Will you come home

And stop this pain tonight?

Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head

I miss you, miss you

Don't waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head

I miss you, miss you

Dont waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head

I miss you, miss you

Dont waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head

I miss you, miss you

Dont waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head

I miss you, miss you

Dont waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head

I miss you, miss you

I miss you, miss you

I miss you, miss you

I miss you, miss you

I miss you, miss you

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Song #6:

"Go" - Blink 182

Are we all victims of opportunity,

Locked outside the door back in '83,

I heard the angry voice of the man inside,

And the look of fear in my mother's eyes.

GO GO GO GO,

I don't wanna know (GO!, GO!),

I don't wanna know (GO!, GO!).

Mom get in the car and let's drive away,

She said "I'm sorry Mark but there's nowhere to stay",

Gave up all her hope and went back inside,

hHd her broken heart and let the engine die.

GO GO GO GO,

I don't wanna know (GO! GO!),

I don't wanna know (GO! GO!).

Why do evil men get away with it?

Can't you see that I'm in a world of ****?

Turn your back on hope and go back inside,

Stop my bleeding heart and let the engine die.

I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

(Go Go)I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

(Go Go)I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

(Go Go)I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

(GO Go)I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

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Song #7:

"Always" - Blink 182

I've been here before a few times

And I'm quite aware we're dying

And your hands they shake with goodbyes

And I'll take you back if you'd have me

So here I am, I'm trying

So here I am, are you ready?

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you.

Always

Kiss you, taste you, all mine.

Always

And I'll miss your laugh your smile

I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me

I'm so sick of fights I hate them

Lets start this again for real.

So here, I am, I'm trying

So here I am, are you ready?

So here I am, I'm trying

So here I am, are you ready?

Come on let me hold you, touch you ,feel you.

Always

Kiss you, taste you, all mine.

Always

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you.

Always

Kiss you taste you, all mine,

Always

I've been here before a few times

And I'm quite aware we're dying

Come on let me hold you touch you feel you

Always

Kiss you taste you all mine

Always

Come on let me hold you touch you feel you

Always

Kiss you taste you all mine

Always

Always

Always

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Song #8:

"Not Now" - Blink 182

Come here, please hold my hand Lord now

Help me, I'm scared please show me how

To fight this, God has a master plan

And I guess I am in his demand

Please save me, this time I cannot run

And I'll see you when this is done

And now I have come to realize

That you are the one who's left behind

Please stay until I'm gone

I'm here hold on to me

I'm right here waiting

I see, the light it feels good

And I'll come back soon just like you would

It's useless, my name has made the list

And I wish I gave you one last kiss

Please stay until I'm gone

I'm here hold on to me

I'm right here waiting

And take my one last breath

And don't forget

That I will be right here waiting

Please stay until I'm gone

I'm here hold on to me

I'm right here waiting

And take my one last breath

And don't forget

That I will be right here waiting

Please stay until I'm gone

I'm here hold on to me

I'm right here waiting

And take my one last breath

And don't forget

That I will be right here waiting

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Song #9:

"Another Girl, Another Planet" - Blink 182

I Always flirt with death

I could kill, but I don't care about it

I can face your threats

Stand up tall and scream and shout about it

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)

I'm on another planet with you (with you)

You Always get under my skin

I don't find it irritating

You always play to win

I don't need rehabilitating

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)

I'm on another planet with you (with you)

Another girl, another planet

Another girl, another planet

Space travel's in my blood

And There ain't nothing I can do about it

Long journeys wear me out

Oh God You know we wont live with out it

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)

I'm on another planet with you (with you)

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)

I'm on another planet with you (with you)

Another girl is loving you now

Another planet, Forever holding me down

Another planet

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Song #10:

"Degenerate" - Blink 182

Crossed the street, naked at night

Bent over to show some moonlight

Pulled out some beer and gulped it down

Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed

No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was

Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see

All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don't like hash

Don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house

Showed me the closet from the inside out

The police came and took me away

Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hash

Don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hash

Don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

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Song #11:

"Dysentery Gary" - Blink 182

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a ****in' weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Want to make a deal

Cause I love your little motions

You do with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out

When friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone

There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies

Be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a ****in' weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

**** the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out

When friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone

there's plenty more, girls are such a drag

**** this place! I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore

Wheres my dog? Cause girls are such a drag

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Song #12:

"Shut Up" - Blink 182

Shut the **** up she said

I'm going ****ing deaf

You're always too loud

Everything's too loud

Now that all my friends left

This place is ****ing dead

I want to move out

When can we move out

This **** has got to stop

I'll run away

Get the **** up she said

Your life is meaningless

It's going nowhere

You're going nowhere

You're just a **** up she said

I'll live alone instead

She said "You don't care."

I know I don't care

I'll never ask permission from you

**** off I'm not listening to you

I'm not coming home

I'm never going come back home

I got too ****ed up again, and passed out on the plane

Try to forget you, I can't forget you

No sleep on this flight, I think about the nights

we had to get through, how did we get through?

I'll never ask permission from you,

**** off I'm not listening to you

I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away

I think it's time that I should leave

I think it's time that I should leave

I think it's time that I should leave

I think it's time that I should leave

I'll never ask permission from you,

**** off i'm not listening to you

I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away

I think it's time for me to leave

(I'll run away)

I think it's time for me to leave

(I'll run away)

I think it's time for me to leave

(I'll run away)

I think it's time for me to leave

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Song #13:

"The Party Song" - Blink 182

Here we go mother****ers)

Do you want to come to a party

my friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30

this things at a frat house but the people are cool there

reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there

would be someone there who would catch my attention

I wasn't out searching for love or affection

so I paid my 3 and the girls got in free

shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then in the backyard some terrible ska band

someone in the background was doing a keg stand

this place is so lame all these girls look the same

all these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed

in my bed back at home watching TV alone

where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone

far from people I hate down from anywhere state

trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there

with green eyes and long blond hair

she wasn't wearing underwear at least i prayed that

she might be the one maybe we'd have some fun

maybe we'd watch the sun rise

but that night I learned some girls try too hard

na,na,na,na,na,na

Some girls try too hard

some girls try too hard to impress

with the way that they dress

with those things on their chests

and the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying

the names she was dropping the games she was playing

she dated this guy who now rides for Black Fly's

how she's down with the Iwise well constructed disguise

now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this

her volume of makeup her fake t!ts were tasteless

so I said I'd call her but never would bother

until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there

with green eyes and long blonde hair

she won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover

this girl's not the one and she'll never be fun

you should just turn and run because you'll find out that

some girls try too hard

na,na,na,na,na,na

Some girls try too hard

some girls try too hard to impress

with the way that they dress

with those things on their chest

and the things they suggest to me

Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard

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Song #14:

"When You ****ed Grandpa" - Blink 182

un dos tres cuatro

When you ****ed grandpa,

Did he tell you that he loved you,

Did he hold you untill the sun did rise,

And did he look into your eyes,

And ask you to fellate him,

And stick a finger or two in his ass,

*Chorus*

He seems like a to-tal ass-hole,

Grand-pa is a total ****ing *******,

Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass...

He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you ****ed grandpa,

Did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head,

And was it on your mothers bed?

*Chorus sung softly under these words*

This is ****ing stupid man

I cant believe you have sex with your own grandfather

I mean you guys are related

Whats he gunna do?

Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?

Man you like to **** him in the bum,

And have everyone come in and watch and masturbate

And cum all over the place

This is stupid

I hate you all

I'm not even gnna have sex with my mom tonight

This is stupid

I hate you

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And to finish off the CD, why not add some Christmas cheer?

Song #15:

"I Won't Be Home For Christmas" - Blink 182

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

(Tis the season to be jolly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Outside the carolers start to sing

I can't describe the joy they bring

Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side

From the roof are hanging sickles of ice

Their whiny voices get irritating

It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face

Wondering how much of my time they'll waste

Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped

Because I grabbed a baseball bat

And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get beat down

Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve

Cause the cops came and arrested me

They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree

Christmas came a night early

Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get beat down

Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

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