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In order to protect the future of the Jets franchise, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hack into Woody Johnson’s e-mail and find something incriminating (shouldn’t be difficult) that forces him to sell the team.

Fail to do so, and this remains our future for now:


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And this is our future beyond:

 

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3 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

In order to protect the future of the Jets franchise, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hack into Woody Johnson’s e-mail and find something incriminating (shouldn’t be difficult) that forces him to sell the team.

Fail to do so, and this remains our future for now:


image.jpeg.82e323f2a783817f0ed960711335447b.jpeg

 

And this is our future beyond:

 

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Young man is doing ok for himself

now if he stumbled upon this invention called a comb

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6 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Won’t have to work a day in his life.  And thus the cycle of owner suckitude will continue.

Eh… thanks to you, I’ve gained a level of respect for the kid.

The Jets might always suck, but at least he knows how to live his best life.

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7 hours ago, Green Ghost said:

I was just going to say the same thing. That brunette ( have no idea if she’s famous) is smoking.

 

7 hours ago, Green Ghost said:

Eh… thanks to you, I’ve gained a level of respect for the kid.

The Jets might always suck, but at least he knows how to live his best life.

Boy Band Yes GIF by ABC Network


No, it’s not!   But predictable, lol.

And yes, guys, getting photo ops with young hotties purely because of his bloodlines is exactly the focus of a Jets owner.  Sounds like we continue to head in a great direction as a franchise.

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18 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

In order to protect the future of the Jets franchise, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hack into Woody Johnson’s e-mail and find something incriminating (shouldn’t be difficult) that forces him to sell the team.

Fail to do so, and this remains our future for now:


image.jpeg.82e323f2a783817f0ed960711335447b.jpeg

 

And this is our future beyond:

 

image.jpeg.1591732635ab19653b3a332416553083.jpeg

 

image.jpeg.b039727cef3ea211aad2fecf7c561804.jpeg

 

IMG_7987.webp
 

 

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10 hours ago, Mogglez said:

I thought this had something to do with Sauce Gardner needing help with his SnapChat getting hacked by some lunatic, and now I’ve seen his d*ck on Twitter.

Cool.

Can you dm me the link?

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22 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

In order to protect the future of the Jets franchise, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hack into Woody Johnson’s e-mail and find something incriminating (shouldn’t be difficult) that forces him to sell the team.

Fail to do so, and this remains our future for now:


 

Woody Johnson's email password is NYJetsRox#69. Hopefully this helps, Be careful.

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1 hour ago, nj meadowlands said:

A worthy cause.  Our best and brightest have been spending too much time trying to get to the bottom of why Zach Wilson was attending the BYU vs. Baylor basketball game this weekend.

They are now on why saleh is on the golf course instead of the scouting combine

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8 hours ago, JOJOTOWNSELL said:

I think Woody is everything wrong with the Jets but doxxing the kids isn't cool

thank goodness for the Ukrainian mom, the kids are good looking. and appear normal

lets vote for trump and just maybe woody gets to be ambassador to Antarctica

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On 2/25/2024 at 1:22 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

In order to protect the future of the Jets franchise, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hack into Woody Johnson’s e-mail and find something incriminating (shouldn’t be difficult) that forces him to sell the team.

Fail to do so, and this remains our future for now:


image.jpeg.82e323f2a783817f0ed960711335447b.jpeg

 

And this is our future beyond:

 

image.jpeg.1591732635ab19653b3a332416553083.jpeg

 

image.jpeg.b039727cef3ea211aad2fecf7c561804.jpeg

 

IMG_7987.webp
 

 

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Oh the desperation lol...

If only, one can dream

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