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first inning home run

TRADE HIM!!! :lol:

How dare you try to infringe on JonE's jinx gimmick? At least have the decency not to steal the man's identity.

And by definition, a first inning homerun isnt clutch, but nice try. Actually, its not even close to a nice try. In your spirited efforts to disprove A-rod's MANY detractors from all walks of life, you need not thump your chest whenever A-rod hits a homerun. We all admit he is a relatively impressive player. We just dont think he is clutch. By that we mean Alexander the Great ONLY gets hits when the game is not on the line, either when NY is up by alot or down by alot.

Ya see, being clutch means you might once in awhile contribute a big hit in a big game...or at least do SOMETHING in the playoffs one of these years.

I understand youre frustrated by the Yankees still being in last place and still being under .500 and all. But you must be taken to task for this horrendous thread. Its stupid and pointless. Plus now you've meandered off into some nonsensical discussion about the Mets losing or some such crap. Obviously, youre deflecting the focus away from the fact that Randy Johnson totally sh*t the bed again. The Mets ONLY have the best record in baseball. Boy, you really need to pick your battles sometimes. Something tells me that you wont heed my sage advice and you'll continue to have diarreah of the mouth.

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The BlowSux lagacy continues in full force once again this year

The guy once again is only around when the Sawx win/coupled with a Yankee loss

I love the Red Sawx fast start....it is quite similar to last year....you know when they collapsed yet again!!

It's only 84.9 years to go!!

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The guy once again is only around when the Sawx win/coupled with a Yankee loss

Thats been happening alot lately, huh? I've noticed that too.

Oh, and its called NOT mouthing off when your little team catches the first break of the game, only to come unglued at the seams the MILLISECOND you open your gaping cakehole, JonE! I guess you can kill me for NOT making a foolish @sshole out of myself like you used to do.

That is, until now, that the Crack Committee has bonded and outted you as a jinxed b@stard. You seem afraid to even post anything during a game these days. I would be too if I were you, which thankfully I am not. I want to at least have a fighting chance when I gamble.

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uh huh...

you are a running joke on this board and have been for years. You know how funny/scary/sad that is? Maxman has pathetically tried to help you out babbling some crap about how you called Giambi's* return or some such crap when the fat roid-freak had a sh*tty year by anyone's standards.

But rest assured, I am very glad I am me and not you. I remember when Porn 'Stache Bob said the same things about me that you are saying...until I recruited Garb (and the extreme amount of credibility she brings with her) to back me up, which she did! Shut his @ss up for good. And if you had any sense, you'd lay off the personal insults too. 'Cause nobody is impressed by you telling people how rich/successful you are!

Since my dayjob is teaching...I'll leave you with a lesson in personality traits : Those who brag loudest (delusions of grandeur) are probably lying.

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Since my dayjob is teaching...I'll leave you with a lesson in personality traits : Those who brag loudest (delusions of grandeur) are probably lying.

So I'll take it that your early season bragging concerning the Sawx' early season start is nothing short of a "delusion of grandeur" on your behalf?

That's a safe bet FOR SURE:yahoo:

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32 homers and leading the league in OBP is a ****ty year? :lol:

are you serious?

He made $20 million last year and hit .270 and the Yankees have not won since he came on board...yes, that is a sh*tty year by anyone's standards.

Also during last season, it was widely accepted that Giamboo* was offered to any other team for NOTHING! And nobody wanted him because of that multi-year contract! I know Manny was offered up too, but we're talking Giamboo* here.

...Im not done yet...

also during last year, Giambi REFUSED to be demoted to AAA to "find his stroke", a move which he refused to make...all the while being booed by both Yankee fans and fans of teams from opposing cities.

...not done yet...

the year begun with rampant BALCO/steroid abuse speculation, all of which had Giamboo's* name all over it, hence my signature!

Yes...all of it combines for a sh*tty year! Why you are blindly defending this piece of human excrement is beyond me? So you can have JonE's back against me? Thats too funny! What other hoops can I make you jump through?

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One more thing... JonEJet, maybe you dont know this being the scumbag that you are, but there are few jobs out there more noble than teaching.

hes a ****ing history/social studies teacher, not a charity worker

i had the most Ned Flanders-like social studies teacher back in 9th grade (im a freshmen in college now), I imagine JBF would be just like him but the teacher I had wasn't gay

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He made $20 million last year and hit .270 and the Yankees have not won since he came on board...yes, that is a sh*tty year by anyone's standards.

Also during last season, it was widely accepted that Giamboo* was offered to any other team for NOTHING! And nobody wanted him because of that multi-year contract! I know Manny was offered up too, but we're talking Giamboo* here.

...Im not done yet...

also during last year, Giambi REFUSED to be demoted to AAA to "find his stroke", a move which he refused to make...all the while being booed by both Yankee fans and fans of teams from opposing cities.

...not done yet...

the year begun with rampant BALCO/steroid abuse speculation, all of which had Giamboo's* name all over it, hence my signature!

Yes...all of it combines for a sh*tty year! Why you are blindly defending this piece of human excrement is beyond me? So you can have JonE's back against me? Thats too funny! What other hoops can I make you jump through?

20 million for getting on base at the best rate in baseball, hitting 30+ homers and thats despite such a horrible start. thats not too shabby considering money isn't that much of an object for the Yankees

he's hitting 12/35 so far this year with 13 walks (.540 OBP) so far. thats dope

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until I recruited Garb (and the extreme amount of credibility she brings with her) to back me up, which she did! Shut his @ss up for good.

Wow....I almost missed this! I am EXTREMELY credible? How 'bout them apples! :cheers:

So does this mean that you have come to the realization that Larry Lucchino is the devil? Notice his low profile thus far this season?

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but there are few jobs out there more noble than teaching.

FatJermaine

I think I'm being nice here when I say.....Please introduce yourself to a teacher....It's obvious you missed a few classes along the way

You have a chance here....you're still young (albeit stupid) you don't have to go through your life fat, dumb and illiterate

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Smizzy

Let him have at it

It's quite entertaining having an adult conversation with this guy

Shiiiit, I've been talking to that little biiiiitch BlowSawx for years now. I'm yet to have and adult conversation with that screwball

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Smizzy

Let him have at it

It's quite entertaining having an adult conversation with this guy

Shiiiit, I've been talking to that little biiiiitch BlowSawx for years now. I'm yet to have and adult conversation with that screwball

We know the truth about JustBlowMen/Fan these newbies have yet to learn it.

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Man, go away for a week and the Chicken Littles are running amok proclaiming Yankee doom again.

Did you all not learn a thing last year ? Then again chickens are not exactly the smartest creatures around so scratch that last question.

What were they like 10 games under at one point ?

Good to see the Yankee hater nation growing. Obviously following the Jim Jones of message boards JBF.

So who are we adding to the "Confederacy of Dopes"

Jermaine ?

Southern Jet ?

It was also nice seeing the Braves show the Mets that "Yeah you may have spent alot of money on talent this year but you still can't beat us."

162 games is the baseball season. Not 12. A fact that is often forgotten by the Chicken Littles of JN.

It's okay though. We really do care and we really want to help, but the only way a chicken little can be helped is to first admit that they are a chicken little. That is the first step towards recovery and becoming a baseball fan.

Not a Yankee fan

Not a Mets, Red Sox, Phillies or Royals fan

A baseball fan.

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Holy Sh*t! First I'm called EXTREMELY credible, now I make the MOST sense. Lets make it a trifecta, folks! One more compliment....c'mon.....LOL!!!!

All kidding aside - proclaiming a team like the Yankees demise in April is foolish....jumping on a bad outing by the Sox, foolish as well. Let's talk in July.

Both teams have question marks with their starting pitching. Both teams seem to have a closer. Sox defense MUCH improved - shoot the entire complextion of the team has changed. Still, can the Yankees lineup bat their way into another division championship? On paper it looks like they can. Additionally, doesn't pitching get better/more consistent as the weather warms?

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First and foremost, I see smizzy is back to abusing his powers as a mod. Ever since Maxman appointed him the "Heinrich Himmler of the Baseball Forum" he has been as intolerable as anyone. At least smizzy is consistent.

And lets all calm the heck down about Garb, shall we. Is she basically nice and likable? Absolutely. Smart? Yes. Well informed? Most of the time.

...but she is a total whacko dingbat, make no mistake. If I've ever met a self-hating, Blue State lib, PC-minded Sox fan, it is our friend Garb. She LIVES to throw the whole franchise under the bus. And she's delusional as all hell too. She tried in vain to convince us all that Boston is a...you ready???...Patriots town and not Red Sox town.

bwa-hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

OK, now you guys can go back to ball-washing Garb.

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Yo, JBF - Anyone who knows me would NEVER call me PC or liberal. Trust me.

As a matter of fact, it is YOU that is liberal. You Boston Globe subscribing PC Western part of the state sheep boy....following that agenda laden sports section for sure. Did you know that not to long ago they (Globe) had an online poll. The poll asked what was the best sports moment in Boston history. Want to know what won - BY A LANDSLIDE? Yup, you guessed it - The kick that won the Pats its first SB victory. Want to know what happened to the poll? It got pulled after it was BLATANTLY apparent that the Sox (who they OWN) did not "win" - and yes, this was AFTER the Sox WS Victory.

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FatJermaine

I think I'm being nice here when I say.....Please introduce yourself to a teacher....It's obvious you missed a few classes along the way

You have a chance here....you're still young (albeit stupid) you don't have to go through your life fat, dumb and illiterate

Who is "fat, dumb, and illiterate"?...

First of all i'm 5'11 180 lbs...

and I obviously have a greater grasp of the English language than you...

What a huge piece of trash :roll:

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Who is "fat, dumb, and illiterate"?...

First of all i'm 5'11 180 lbs...

and I obviously have a greater grasp of the English language than you...

What a huge piece of trash :roll:

SOrry for calling you fat

Your just a little shiiiiiit that has difficulty grasping the english language

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Hey Jermaine, remind me later on...I'll show you a pic of JonE from Jetsinsider.com that will leave you in stiches! He's as goofy looking as he is ignorant!

But if you think thats funny...wait 'til you see a pic of Bob!!!

This guy had a porn stache as long as I've been posting on board like this (off and on since '99)

And in case you want a quick history on why JonEJet is so frequently called JonEJinx:

On the last board, JI, we had a Baseball Forum that was off the chains! JonE was notorious for being a contrarian @sshole. I know, I know...big surprise. But he would ALWAYS post in the middle of games and seemingly jinx his team immediately. He'd spout off about some 2nd inning heroics by some Yankee, only to watch in horror later in the game as the bullpen (then Gabe White, Felix Heredia, Mitch Williams, Jay Witasick, etc...)

Anyway, as he spouted off wildly with "rah rah Yankees rule, Red Sox drool" type banter, it was ME who outed him as a jinx. I coined the phrase JonEJinx, Im proud to say.

He said it wouldnt last. Famous last words. He's been JonEJinx ever since. And now MANY others have joined the fray. Even Yankee fans said: "Damn, Jon, it does kinda seem like every time you post, something bad happens to NYY." I sh*t you not, Jermaine, the mods at JI even placed a MORATORIUM on posting predictions during the game!!! All of it was done (read: so JonE wouldnt jinx anyone anymore) to calm JonE down because he was IRATE at me! He PMed me all the time, calling me every name in the book and begging me to FIGHT him somewhere, like outside the Jets games.

He thought it was all over, though, when punk@ss Soothsayer banned me (actually, Bob the Knob had me banned) from JI. Until Maxman and Tomshane got themselves banned for making too many homo jokes and started JN.com. Maxman, a good guy all around, told me I could come here and educate the masses.

JonE was horrified because I brought back the jinx gimmick! He thought he'd never hear it again! And the JonEJinx Movement is as strong as ever!

It bothers him so much that he is trying to deflect the jinx label onto me too! If he werent such an idiot...he'd recognize the fact that I PURPOSELY dont post during games and make predictions as if not to look like an a-hole.

This is too funny!!! You have to admit that!

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