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I had a "pet" Alligator for about 2 weeks when I was a kid... my father was Florida Marine Patrol (Grouper Trooper) for a bit in the 70's. It was a pain in the ass, hissed at everyone,  and then he ate one of my dad's corfram uniform shoes and we didn't have an alligator anymore. 😆  Granted it was only about 2' in length, but still not really an ideal pet.

 

Does the guys family run a zoo or something? Not an animal you just keep in the bathtub or a terrarium, especially when it's larger.... and feeding it would get expensive. 

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And in case any of you younger guys are wondering about the title reference, Anthony Schlegel a LBer from Ohio State was the Jets 3rd round draft pick of the 2006 NFL draft (the 76th player picked). In his bio it said that one of his interests was hunting wild boars, which lucky for him as. a hunting enthusiast he didn't miss a single hunting season because of football. In his defense, he DID have 1 tackle that season for the Jets before being shipped off to his home state for the 2007 season. What he's doing these days is anybody's guess.

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6 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Mrs Crusher and I are planning on fostering a Cocaine Bear this fall. Very excited. 

The coke dealers in the neighborhood will be hating when you guys send him to their pads to re-up the supplies. Can you imagine them being on a 3 day crack binge paranoid as hell, face glued to the door's peep hole and then seeing a Jonesing' grizzly walking up the steps?

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10 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Mrs Crusher and I are planning on fostering a Cocaine Bear this fall. Very excited. 

I fostered Marijuana Bear. Mellowest animal I've ever met but he ate me out of house and home 😔

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13 minutes ago, SoFlaJets said:

The coke dealers in the neighborhood will be hating when you guys send him to their pads to re-up the supplies. Can you imagine them being on a 3 day crack binge paranoid as hell, face glued to the door's peep hole and then seeing a Jonesing' grizzly walking up the steps?

Perfect, then he will leave my fridge alone.

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13 minutes ago, Raideraholic said:

Sure so can blame your cheating on your diet Mrs. crusher put you on.    Blame it on the bear .   That’s messed up.

Dam, you are coherent! Not sure that's a good thing or bad thing.

Just now, The Crusher said:

Perfect, then he will leave my fridge alone.

Yep, but my fridge will look like the Bear got into it. Exactly. Raiderholic knows me better than you guys. He's writing my obituary when I die. Everyone will be jealous of me!!!

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-alligator-through-drive-thru-window.amp
 

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
 

A Florida man was arrested Monday and charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after allegedly throwing an alligator through a fast-food chain’s drive-thru window in October.

Joshua James, 24, threw a 3.5 foot alligator through a Palm Beach County Wendy’s drive-thru window nearly four months ago, according to Florida Fish Wildlife and Conservation officials. He was also charged with illegally possessing an alligator and petty theft.

A report that James drove his pickup truck to the window at about 1:20 a.m. Oct. 11 was written by wildlife officer Nicholas Guerin. When an employee handed James his drink, he tossed an alligator through the window and sped off.

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6 hours ago, JiFtheOracle said:

He grew up in Indiana.  I've never been to Indiana, no plans to ever visit Indiana but I'm quite confident that Indiana is not a natural habitat for Alligators.

The real question is, did he bring his pet Gator across the country when he went to school at UCLA?  Id like to know that story.

I am pretty sure Lou Holtz is an alligator. So yes, alligators do habitate Indiana. 

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