spjets Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - she is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 9. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 10. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." ******************************************************************** HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:. 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 7. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY." 8. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." 9. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 OMG SP! That is some funny sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 i have to say i am an exemptioon to the dancing - i can move pretty good on the dance floor - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 i have to say i am an exemptioon to the dancing - i can move pretty good on the dance floor - So 1 & 3-9 still apply then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 actually just the getting lost one does... I don;t have a beer gut or have droopy pants to reveal anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Some of those are hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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