Savage69 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m.on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin. "Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Tom Shane: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 More odd ones here. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pumpkingutter.com/pics/ponderpump3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pumpkingutter.com/pumpkins2.html&h=553&w=450&sz=37&tbnid=-DJt51NXA4cJ:&tbnh=129&tbnw=105&start=16&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPumpkins%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 L'il Tommy just starting out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 L'il Tommy in his Teen years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 You SICK bastard!!! Pumpkins are gross inside. Much better to sodomize a watermelon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 L'il Tommy riding his bike to a Jets game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 That can't be TomShane...if it was he would have taken the Pumpkin home and painted a picture of Maxmans ass first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanPatsFan Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Here you go Shane.... Ya pervert.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 This one growing beneath Tom's home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Tom has a lot of corn cob pipes to wittle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 hey farm, you really like to beat a thread to death huh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Too much tail,,,gating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I'll bet the pumpkin isn't looking to cuddle afterwards and certainly won't complain when you roll over and grab the remote. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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