Alk Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I can't remember who it was but somebody created some ridiculous breakfast sandwich on here and lived to talk about it. Anyway, I just started feeling a little hungy so I went to the fridge and this is what I found. 2 slices of toasted bread 1 scrambled egg 1 piece of swiss cheese some leftover sausage gravy butter ketchup Yeah, you can take it from there. Keep in mind, this could be my last post ever as my heart could very well explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harris5214 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 thats disgusting, you just ate like 1500 calories. whats your blood pressure? cholostrel level? im about to have a piece of apple pie and a glass of milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 It is too early for breakfast. Instead, I just ate a Strawberry good humor bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 thats disgusting, you just ate like 1500 calories. whats your blood pressure? cholostrel level? im about to have a piece of apple pie and a glass of milk. Blood pressure is excellent but I appreciate your concern. Really I do. After you had your glass of milk, did mommy tuck you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harris5214 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 no i took my vitamins than read the local newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Update. That freakin' sandwich rocked!! I would highly reccomend it to anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 It's never too early for sausage gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 no i took my vitamins than read the local newspaper. Vitamins? Sausage gravy has lots of vitamins. My kid likes the sour Flintsone vitamins, I just thought I would share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 It's never too early for sausage gravy. I think I have a plan. I'm just going to make sausage gravy and put it in a huge industrial coffee machine. That way it's always hot and all I have to do is crack open the spicket and pour it over my biscuits or toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Taylor Ham, Egg & Cheese on a hard roll = Godly. ' Oh wait Alk you don't live in Jersey you don't know the greatness of real Taylor Ham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Taylor Ham, Egg & Cheese on a hard roll = Godly. ' Oh wait Alk you don't live in Jersey you don't know the greatness of real Taylor Ham! Bitch, you don't think there are hog farmers in Kansas? We've got ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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