djaparz Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 > The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad > news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition > which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure > creates > one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove > the testicles." > > Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. > He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he > was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he > was missing an important part of himself. > > As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different > person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's > clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit." > > He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The > elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe > laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" > Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. > > As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new > shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed > Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, > "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe > tried > on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. > > As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about > new > shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet > and > said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you > know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit > perfectly. > > Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about > some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The > salesman > stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed > "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." > > The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear > would > press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one > hell > of a headache." > > > ALWAYS get a second opinion... > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 there's nothing funny about losing testicles just mocking another humor thread.......... that was funny dj, keep em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 there's nothing funny about losing testicles just mocking another humor thread.......... that was funny dj, keep em coming pretty ironic its a thread about losing testicle and you said "keep em commin" - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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