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> The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The

bad

> news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition

> which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure

> creates

> one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove

> the testicles."

>

> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live

for.

> He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he

> was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like

he

> was missing an important part of himself.

>

> As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different

> person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's

> clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

>

> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The

> elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe

> laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60

years!"

> Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

>

> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a

new

> shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed

> Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised,

> "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe

> tried

> on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

>

> As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about

> new

> shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet

> and

> said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did

you

> know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they

fit

> perfectly.

>

> Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about

> some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The

> salesman

> stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe

laughed

> "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

>

> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear

> would

> press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one

> hell

> of a headache."

>

>

> ALWAYS get a second opinion...

>

>

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