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Woke up

Fell out of bed

Dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

And looking up, I noticed I was late ha ha ha

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

Made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

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Woke up

Fell out of bed

Dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

And looking up, I noticed I was late ha ha ha

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

Made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I don't know if you noticed this or not Boozer but nobody was asking you and quite frankly nobody cares. :)

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I don't know if you noticed this or not Boozer but nobody was asking you and quite frankly nobody cares. :)

Well I saw in the other thread that nobody here wants to meet me so I figured I would try greengal's approach and hijack every thread with pointless lyrics. Maybe then I'll get noticed :cheers:

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Well I saw in the other thread that nobody here wants to meet me so I figured I would try greengal's approach and hijack every thread with pointless lyrics. Maybe then I'll get noticed :cheers:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice!! I'm going to wait on the POTW nomination however.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice!! I'm going to wait on the POTW nomination however.

Well if this doesn't work then I'm going to try and post repeated one liners about Chad's noodle arm, DFat's bustometer, and Nugent's girlie leg and how we wasted a 2nd rounder on it.

Then if that doesn't work I'm going to get breast implants and change my avatar to obscure angled paintings of them in a tank top.

And lastly, if none of those work I'm going yto get said implants inflated even larger and party all day and night while going on about my infatuation with a certain past his prime lineman.

If none of the above work at all I will just kill myself. I can't live without validation from my JN peers.

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Well I saw in the other thread that nobody here wants to meet me so I figured I would try greengal's approach and hijack every thread with pointless lyrics. Maybe then I'll get noticed :cheers:

OUCH!!!! what did i do to deserve that wrath, booz?

OY!!! :lol:

not allowed to quote the beatles out of spite...[-X

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Thor is probably still sleeping trying to get rid of a killer hangover.

Actually, went sans alcohol last night. I know, Shocking.

Here is my fantastic life so far.

8:40 AM- The alarm wakes me from deep slumber. I was dreaming about playing frisbee with David Spade. He threw it up on the roof, but didn't want to go get it. I was so mad at him.

8:45 AM- Took a **** and read a little more of Stephen Kings 'The Dark Tower"

9:00 AM- Took a shower, wishing I could play frisbee with David Spade.

9:10 AM- Brushed my teeth, then put them back in my mouth.

9:15 AM- Left for work, threatened the lives of several people who refuse to get out of the left lane. I hate them.

9:30 AM- Pounded the first of 4 Red Bulls.

9:45 AM- Set up the restaurant for the non-existent lunch rush.

11:30 AM- Eat some fried shrimp off a plate that I was getting ready to serve. (Didn't have any breakfast) She was fatter than me, so I was doing her a favor.

12:30 AM- Did both crossword puzzles in the paper, pissing of my co-workers. Fu@k them, I got to the puzzles first. Go do the Soduku, bitches.

1:30 PM- Explained to my boss that I was leaving, despite the fact that I was scheduled until 5PM.

2:00 PM- Got home and ate some leftovers from last night, while watching the new Entourage on HBO on Demand.

3:30 PM- Checked out www.retardworld.com and noticed Max's frightening interest in my personal life. Fired off this missive.

And that's it. Although, later, I am going to jerk off to a framed picture of Kevin James. I just can't get enough of that big goof.

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Actually, went sans alcohol last night. I know, Shocking.

Here is my fantastic life so far.

8:40 AM- The alarm wakes me from deep slumber. I was dreaming about playing frisbee with David Spade. He threw it up on the roof, but didn't want to go get it. I was so mad at him.

8:45 AM- Took a **** and read a little more of Stephen Kings 'The Dark Tower"

9:00 AM- Took a shower, wishing I could play frisbee with David Spade.

9:10 AM- Brushed my teeth, then put them back in my mouth.

9:15 AM- Left for work, threatened the lives of several people who refuse to get out of the left lane. I hate them.

9:30 AM- Pounded the first of 4 Red Bulls.

9:45 AM- Set up the restaurant for the non-existent lunch rush.

11:30 AM- Eat some fried shrimp off a plate that I was getting ready to serve. (Didn't have any breakfast) She was fatter than me, so I was doing her a favor.

12:30 AM- Did both crossword puzzles in the paper, pissing of my co-workers. Fu@k them, I got to the puzzles first. Go do the Soduku, bitches.

1:30 PM- Explained to my boss that I was leaving, despite the fact that I was scheduled until 5PM.

2:00 PM- Got home and ate some leftovers from last night, while watching the new Entourage on HBO on Demand.

3:30 PM- Checked out www.retardworld.com and noticed Max's frightening interest in my personal life. Fired off this missive.

And that's it. Although, later, I am going to jerk off to a framed picture of Kevin James. I just can't get enough of that big goof.

More productive than my day. I am "working" from home. Which means I am watching All the Right Moves on HBO2.

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Actually, went sans alcohol last night. I know, Shocking.

Here is my fantastic life so far.

8:40 AM- The alarm wakes me from deep slumber. I was dreaming about playing frisbee with David Spade. He threw it up on the roof, but didn't want to go get it. I was so mad at him.

8:45 AM- Took a **** and read a little more of Stephen Kings 'The Dark Tower"

9:00 AM- Took a shower, wishing I could play frisbee with David Spade.

9:10 AM- Brushed my teeth, then put them back in my mouth.

9:15 AM- Left for work, threatened the lives of several people who refuse to get out of the left lane. I hate them.

9:30 AM- Pounded the first of 4 Red Bulls.

9:45 AM- Set up the restaurant for the non-existent lunch rush.

11:30 AM- Eat some fried shrimp off a plate that I was getting ready to serve. (Didn't have any breakfast) She was fatter than me, so I was doing her a favor.

12:30 AM- Did both crossword puzzles in the paper, pissing of my co-workers. Fu@k them, I got to the puzzles first. Go do the Soduku, bitches.

1:30 PM- Explained to my boss that I was leaving, despite the fact that I was scheduled until 5PM.

2:00 PM- Got home and ate some leftovers from last night, while watching the new Entourage on HBO on Demand.

3:30 PM- Checked out www.retardworld.com and noticed Max's frightening interest in my personal life. Fired off this missive.

And that's it. Although, later, I am going to jerk off to a framed picture of Kevin James. I just can't get enough of that big goof.

Thor...I put it on a tee for you and you did not disappoint. Hysterical man!!!

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  • 10 months later...
who are those guys BP?

After doing some extensive research, I've found out that it's Thor ( on the left) and dickkotite.

Bill you use the search feature here so much, one would think it was free!

Did I forget to make my monthly installment? my bad.

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After doing some extensive research, I've found out that it's Thor ( on the left) and dickkotite.

Did I forget to make my monthly installment? my bad.

hahaha. Love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting. Wait, we can CHARGE for search. Yes. Yes. That is a great idea. Time for new yes men if they approved that as a good idea.

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Well if this doesn't work then I'm going to try and post repeated one liners about Chad's noodle arm, DFat's bustometer, and Nugent's girlie leg and how we wasted a 2nd rounder on it.

Then if that doesn't work I'm going to get breast implants and change my avatar to obscure angled paintings of them in a tank top.

And lastly, if none of those work I'm going yto get said implants inflated even larger and party all day and night while going on about my infatuation with a certain past his prime lineman.

If none of the above work at all I will just kill myself. I can't live without validation from my JN peers.

Funny stuff.

:) :) :) :)

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And how has Thor's life changed since becoming a Moderator?

Are you still smiling in every pic? :lol:

http://www.jetnation.com/photoplog/file.php?n=215&w=o

We're anxiously awaiting your reply, again.

I'm usually smiling, but not so much today. Worked until 4:30 AM, decided that it would be a good idea to go to the casino.

Took quite possibly the worst bat beat ever, went home $250 lighter.

Slept until 1pm. The Yankees are losing already, so my smile has returned.

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