Maxman Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Thor99. So Thor tell us, what did you do so far today? The Nation anxiously awaits your answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Woke up Fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, I noticed I was late ha ha ha Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and I went into a dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Woke up Fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, I noticed I was late ha ha ha Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and I went into a dream I don't know if you noticed this or not Boozer but nobody was asking you and quite frankly nobody cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I don't know if you noticed this or not Boozer but nobody was asking you and quite frankly nobody cares. Well I saw in the other thread that nobody here wants to meet me so I figured I would try greengal's approach and hijack every thread with pointless lyrics. Maybe then I'll get noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well I saw in the other thread that nobody here wants to meet me so I figured I would try greengal's approach and hijack every thread with pointless lyrics. Maybe then I'll get noticed BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice!! I'm going to wait on the POTW nomination however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice!! I'm going to wait on the POTW nomination however. Well if this doesn't work then I'm going to try and post repeated one liners about Chad's noodle arm, DFat's bustometer, and Nugent's girlie leg and how we wasted a 2nd rounder on it. Then if that doesn't work I'm going to get breast implants and change my avatar to obscure angled paintings of them in a tank top. And lastly, if none of those work I'm going yto get said implants inflated even larger and party all day and night while going on about my infatuation with a certain past his prime lineman. If none of the above work at all I will just kill myself. I can't live without validation from my JN peers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Thor is probably still sleeping trying to get rid of a killer hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well I saw in the other thread that nobody here wants to meet me so I figured I would try greengal's approach and hijack every thread with pointless lyrics. Maybe then I'll get noticed OUCH!!!! what did i do to deserve that wrath, booz? OY!!! not allowed to quote the beatles out of spite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Thor is probably still sleeping trying to get rid of a killer hangover. Actually, went sans alcohol last night. I know, Shocking. Here is my fantastic life so far. 8:40 AM- The alarm wakes me from deep slumber. I was dreaming about playing frisbee with David Spade. He threw it up on the roof, but didn't want to go get it. I was so mad at him. 8:45 AM- Took a **** and read a little more of Stephen Kings 'The Dark Tower" 9:00 AM- Took a shower, wishing I could play frisbee with David Spade. 9:10 AM- Brushed my teeth, then put them back in my mouth. 9:15 AM- Left for work, threatened the lives of several people who refuse to get out of the left lane. I hate them. 9:30 AM- Pounded the first of 4 Red Bulls. 9:45 AM- Set up the restaurant for the non-existent lunch rush. 11:30 AM- Eat some fried shrimp off a plate that I was getting ready to serve. (Didn't have any breakfast) She was fatter than me, so I was doing her a favor. 12:30 AM- Did both crossword puzzles in the paper, pissing of my co-workers. Fu@k them, I got to the puzzles first. Go do the Soduku, bitches. 1:30 PM- Explained to my boss that I was leaving, despite the fact that I was scheduled until 5PM. 2:00 PM- Got home and ate some leftovers from last night, while watching the new Entourage on HBO on Demand. 3:30 PM- Checked out www.retardworld.com and noticed Max's frightening interest in my personal life. Fired off this missive. And that's it. Although, later, I am going to jerk off to a framed picture of Kevin James. I just can't get enough of that big goof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually, went sans alcohol last night. I know, Shocking. Here is my fantastic life so far. 8:40 AM- The alarm wakes me from deep slumber. I was dreaming about playing frisbee with David Spade. He threw it up on the roof, but didn't want to go get it. I was so mad at him. 8:45 AM- Took a **** and read a little more of Stephen Kings 'The Dark Tower" 9:00 AM- Took a shower, wishing I could play frisbee with David Spade. 9:10 AM- Brushed my teeth, then put them back in my mouth. 9:15 AM- Left for work, threatened the lives of several people who refuse to get out of the left lane. I hate them. 9:30 AM- Pounded the first of 4 Red Bulls. 9:45 AM- Set up the restaurant for the non-existent lunch rush. 11:30 AM- Eat some fried shrimp off a plate that I was getting ready to serve. (Didn't have any breakfast) She was fatter than me, so I was doing her a favor. 12:30 AM- Did both crossword puzzles in the paper, pissing of my co-workers. Fu@k them, I got to the puzzles first. Go do the Soduku, bitches. 1:30 PM- Explained to my boss that I was leaving, despite the fact that I was scheduled until 5PM. 2:00 PM- Got home and ate some leftovers from last night, while watching the new Entourage on HBO on Demand. 3:30 PM- Checked out www.retardworld.com and noticed Max's frightening interest in my personal life. Fired off this missive. And that's it. Although, later, I am going to jerk off to a framed picture of Kevin James. I just can't get enough of that big goof. More productive than my day. I am "working" from home. Which means I am watching All the Right Moves on HBO2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 More productive than my day. I am "working" from home. Which means I am watching All the Right Moves on HBO2. I love young Leah Thompson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I love young Leah Thompson. And she gets naked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually, went sans alcohol last night. I know, Shocking. Here is my fantastic life so far. 8:40 AM- The alarm wakes me from deep slumber. I was dreaming about playing frisbee with David Spade. He threw it up on the roof, but didn't want to go get it. I was so mad at him. 8:45 AM- Took a **** and read a little more of Stephen Kings 'The Dark Tower" 9:00 AM- Took a shower, wishing I could play frisbee with David Spade. 9:10 AM- Brushed my teeth, then put them back in my mouth. 9:15 AM- Left for work, threatened the lives of several people who refuse to get out of the left lane. I hate them. 9:30 AM- Pounded the first of 4 Red Bulls. 9:45 AM- Set up the restaurant for the non-existent lunch rush. 11:30 AM- Eat some fried shrimp off a plate that I was getting ready to serve. (Didn't have any breakfast) She was fatter than me, so I was doing her a favor. 12:30 AM- Did both crossword puzzles in the paper, pissing of my co-workers. Fu@k them, I got to the puzzles first. Go do the Soduku, bitches. 1:30 PM- Explained to my boss that I was leaving, despite the fact that I was scheduled until 5PM. 2:00 PM- Got home and ate some leftovers from last night, while watching the new Entourage on HBO on Demand. 3:30 PM- Checked out www.retardworld.com and noticed Max's frightening interest in my personal life. Fired off this missive. And that's it. Although, later, I am going to jerk off to a framed picture of Kevin James. I just can't get enough of that big goof. Thor...I put it on a tee for you and you did not disappoint. Hysterical man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Thor...I put it on a tee for you and you did not disappoint. Hysterical man!!! The nerve of you, you fat ****. Trying to take some credit for my genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Thor99. So Thor tell us, what did you do so far today? The Nation anxiously awaits your answer! And how has Thor's life changed since becoming a Moderator? Are you still smiling in every pic? http://www.jetnation.com/photoplog/file.php?n=215&w=o We're anxiously awaiting your reply, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 And how has Thor's life changed since becoming a Moderator? Are you still smiling in every pic? http://www.jetnation.com/photoplog/file.php?n=215&w=o We're anxiously awaiting your reply, again. who are those guys BP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 And how has Thor's life changed since becoming a Moderator? Are you still smiling in every pic? http://www.jetnation.com/photoplog/file.php?n=215&w=o We're anxiously awaiting your reply, again. Bill you use the search feature here so much, one would think it was free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 who are those guys BP? After doing some extensive research, I've found out that it's Thor ( on the left) and dickkotite. Bill you use the search feature here so much, one would think it was free! Did I forget to make my monthly installment? my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 After doing some extensive research, I've found out that it's Thor ( on the left) and dickkotite. Did I forget to make my monthly installment? my bad. hahaha. Love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting. Wait, we can CHARGE for search. Yes. Yes. That is a great idea. Time for new yes men if they approved that as a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 After doing some extensive research, I've found out that it's Thor ( on the left) and dickkotite. damn now that's a poster we haven't heard from lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Well if this doesn't work then I'm going to try and post repeated one liners about Chad's noodle arm, DFat's bustometer, and Nugent's girlie leg and how we wasted a 2nd rounder on it. Then if that doesn't work I'm going to get breast implants and change my avatar to obscure angled paintings of them in a tank top. And lastly, if none of those work I'm going yto get said implants inflated even larger and party all day and night while going on about my infatuation with a certain past his prime lineman. If none of the above work at all I will just kill myself. I can't live without validation from my JN peers. Funny stuff. :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 And how has Thor's life changed since becoming a Moderator? Are you still smiling in every pic? http://www.jetnation.com/photoplog/file.php?n=215&w=o We're anxiously awaiting your reply, again. I'm usually smiling, but not so much today. Worked until 4:30 AM, decided that it would be a good idea to go to the casino. Took quite possibly the worst bat beat ever, went home $250 lighter. Slept until 1pm. The Yankees are losing already, so my smile has returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 damn now that's a poster we haven't heard from lately Apparently Dutch police don't allow internet access from their cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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