SoFlaJets Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 American comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central Roast Of William Shatner on Sunday, licking screen siren Farrah Fawcett and biting a journalist. New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her. He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please." She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine. The show will air on Sunday August 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I heard Artie Lange talking about this on Howard yesterday and he said Andy Dick sat next to him most of the night and he appered to be coked up. As Artie said, "I know what somebody looks like when they're coked up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 He was always a strange dude though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I don't understand why someone didn't knock the crap out of him long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 16, 2006 Author Share Posted August 16, 2006 I don't understand why someone didn't knock the crap out of him long ago. because he's such a pitiful wuss that any one of those women he was messing with could have done a man's job on him-we stop beating up these kind of guys in the 6th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elon Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I thought you were talking about Jermaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 i smell a rat. sounds like dick was paid to do that stuff. strange how he "gets seated" out of everyone next to artie lange. artie talks it up on howard 100 and now everybody wants to watch this show. so i will now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I always knew he was a gay cokehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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